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what I’ve learned so far playing FFXV:

Noctis: demisexual introvert, prefers animals to people, babytalks a stray cat he goes out of his way to feed but turns into Sullen Emo Child when forced to interact with adult humans. lowkey aware that Dino is hitting on him but has a -103 buff on flirting and a -50 buff on having his shit together in general. was probably Squall Leonhart in a former life, but has Rinoa’s dog. gay.

Prompto: confused bisexual puppy, why is everyone so pretty he cannot handle??? consistently distracted in battle because Gladio refuses to wear people shirts. will develop a crush on anyone if they stand still long enough. a Tidus/Zidane hybrid minus the tail and daddy issues. smol.

Ignis: highkey a Tired Gay, has no fucks left to give. why are his friends like this. runs on a potent mixture of snark, caffeine and exasperation. daydreams about putting Prompto in a child safety harness. talk shit get hit. doesn’t mind a few dings in his car, but touch his music presets and you’re a dead man. looks like Balthier, acts like Auron.

Gladio: aggressively pansexual but chivalrous as fuck. dedicated InstaGay. secret romance addict. instigator of bad puns, terrible car games and poor decisions made under the influence of alcohol. looks like Auron, acts like Balthier, and probably fucks like the Iron Bull minus the horns.     

Conclusion: this game is ridiculous garbage, and I love it.     

when I was little I had this cd player and I was really into country at the time, so it had such hits as ‘I hope you dance’ ‘god bless the usa’ ‘I’m already there’ and a lot of reba.

john drives very carefully and follows all the rules, because getting pulled over takes up more time and energy than just getting there 5 minutes later. his car is very neat, and the armrest is stuffed full of snacks. 

dave drives very lazily, with his left leg up on on the seat, and his hands at the bottom of the steering wheel because it’s too much effort to keep them 10 and 2 all the time. cruise control is on a lot so he doesn’t have to keep his toe on the gas. music is playing at all times, even if people are speaking; they can talk over it. it’s hard to accommodate passengers with the amount of crap he keeps in the car.

rose isn’t a bad driver, but is sometimes a little frightening to drive with because if she needs to be 3 lanes over in the next ten seconds she will be there. her presets are classical music, 90s music, and some pop stations john punched in while riding passenger. her CDs are all overdue audiobooks.

jade is a terrifying driver who weaves in and out of lanes when she’s trying to check her blindspot. she drives a giant truck and has run over many, many curbs. the only reason she’s never gotten in an accident is because she doesn’t drive often and when she does, the other drivers on the road generally value their life too much to get close to the large, erratic vehicle.

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TOP 20 - 02/06/2016
20) Tori Kelly f/ Big Sean - Hollow (-2)
19) Zayn - Pillowtalk [Debut]
18) twenty one pilots - Stressed Out (+1)
17) JoJo - Save My Soul (+3)
16) Ellie Goulding - Something In The Way You Move (=)
15) Rihanna f/ Drake - Work [Debut]
14) DNCE - Cake By The Ocean (-1)
13) DeJ Loaf f/ Big Sean - Back Up (+2)
12) Adele - When We Were Young (=)
11) Selena Gomez f/ Fetty Wap - Same Old Love (-1)
10) Shawn Mendes & Hailee Steinfeld - Stitches (-2)
9) The Chainsmokers f/ ROZES - Roses (+2)
8) Selena Gomez - Hands To Myself (-2)
7) Alessia Cara - Here (-3)
6) Tinashe f/ Chris Brown - Player (+1)
5) Chris Brown - Zero (+4)
4) Justin Bieber f/ J Balvin - Sorry (-1)
3) Shawn Mendes f/ Camila Cabello - I Know What You Did Last Summer (-1)
2) Justin Bieber - Love Yourself (+3)
1) CARLY RAE JEPSEN - YOUR TYPE (=)
Contenders:

Zendaya f/ Chris Brown - Something New
Coldplay f/ Beyonce - Hymn For The Weekend
Steve Angello f/ The Presets - Remember

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Here are all of the short music preset loops made by Gorillaz exclusively for the Gorillaz iElectribe app on the Apple iPad. 

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“Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I’m stranded somewhere without any pants”

Just put up Alistair’s preset on Nexus! (X)

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TOP 20 - 01/30/2016
20) JoJo - Save My Soul [Debut]
19) twenty one pilots - Stressed Out (-1)
18) Tori Kelly f/ Big Sean - Hollow (+2)
17) Drake & Future - Jumpman (+2)
16) Ellie Goulding - Something In The Way You Move (+1)
15) DeJ Loaf f/ Big Sean - Back Up (+1)
14) Demi Lovato - Confident (+1)
13) DNCE - Cake By The Ocean (=)
12) Adele - When We Were Young (+2)
11) The Chainsmokers f/ ROZES - Roses (=)
10) Selena Gomez f/ Fetty Wap - Same Old Love (-3)
9) Chris Brown - Zero (+1)
8) Shawn Mendes & Hailee Steinfeld - Stitches (+1)
7) Tinashe f/ Chris Brown - Player (+1)
6) Selena Gomez - Hands To Myself (-1)
5) Justin Bieber - Love Yourself (+1)
4) Alessia Cara - Here (=)
3) Justin Bieber f/ J Balvin - Sorry (-1)
2) Shawn Mendes f/ Camila Cabello - I Know What You Did Last Summer (-1)
1) CARLY RAE JEPSEN - YOUR TYPE (+2)
Contenders:

Rihanna f/ Drake - Work
Jeremih - Oui
Steve Angello f/ The Presets - Remember

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TOP 20 - 02/13/2016
20) Taylor Swift - Out Of The Woods [Debut]
19) Steve Angello f/ The Presets - Remember [Debut]
18) Tori Kelly f/ Big Sean - Hollow (+2)
17) twenty one pilots - Stressed Out (+1)
16) DNCE - Cake By The Ocean (-2)
15) Zayn - Pillowtalk (+4)
14) Ellie Goulding - Something In The Way You Move (+2)
13) JoJo - Save My Soul (+4)
12) DeJ Loaf f/ Big Sean - Back Up (+1)
11) Adele - When We Were Young (+1)
10) Alessia Cara - Here (-3)
9) The Chainsmokers f/ ROZES - Roses (=)
8) Rihanna f/ Drake - Work (+7)
7) Selena Gomez - Hands To Myself (+1)
6) Justin Bieber f/ J Balvin - Sorry (-2)
5) Shawn Mendes f/ Camila Cabello - I Know What You Did Last Summer (-2)
4) Tinashe f/ Chris Brown - Player (+2)
3) Justin Bieber - Love Yourself (-1)
2) Chris Brown - Zero (+3)
1) CARLY RAE JEPSEN - YOUR TYPE (=)
Contenders:

Yo Gotti f/ Nicki Minaj - Down in the DM
G-Eazy x Bebe Rexha - Me, Myself & I
Snakeships f/ Tinashe & Chance The Rapper

AUGMENTS WILL RISE. a destructive khan fanmix

“I am better.”

i. my people (the presets) 
ii. the growl (conway) 
iii. mk ultra (muse) 
iv. hatefuck (the bravery) 
v. the bitter end (placebo) 
vi. insane (flume feat. moon holiday)
vii. this boy’s in love (the presets)  
viii. beam me up - kill mode/radio edit (cazzette) 
ix. talk like that  (the presets) 
x. breathe - the glitch mob remix (the prodigy)
xi. inertia creeps (massive attack)
xii. fury (muse)
xiii. somebody told me (the killers)

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