preparing for fight

warmup sketches! I just caught up with the recent chapters of one piece, sanji and his siblings are just so attractive?? 

i. Aphrodite has given up on love. She listens to boys yelling obscene things at innocent girls. She can be found serving drinks at the local bar to broken women and spitting poisonous words at the filthy gentlemen next to them.
ii. Apollo dreads the moment the sun rises. Because when the sun goes up, his local late night show ends and his hour of fame comes to a close. He can be found spending his days, sitting on a park bench asking for loose change and wishing his poetry was good enough.
iii. Ares doesn’t understand war anymore. All he sees is needless bloodshed and brutal homicide based upon abhorrent racial cleansing and childish disagreements. He can be found weeping over the destruction of schools and the murder of innocent children.
iv. Artemis doesn’t hunt game anymore. She carries a switchblade and mace, prepared to fight off any boy harassing a girl with intoxicated footsteps. She can be found holding back girl’s hair as they vomit up their insecurities while sobs wrack their body into the next morning.
v. Athena has stopped believing in reason. When there’s international conflict concerning who marries who and a nationwide crisis about the newest fashion, reason just doesn’t seem applicable anymore. She can be found protesting with college students about real problems.
vi. Dionysus can’t help the madness. When the frequency of mental illness - in children nonetheless, has become so high? What’s the point? He can be found at the same pub and same seat as always; drinking the same dry whisky wishing everything would be the same as it used to be.
vii. Hades can’t stand jewels anymore. Emeralds reflect the envy and greed of humanity while rubies reflect their sexual and blood lust. He can be found rolling his eyes at people begging for their lives in the allies while human demons hunt them down for materialistic ends.
viii. Hephaestus has developed a hatred of fire. It does nothing but steal. It steal oxygen from the air and steal people from their families. Fire does not give it takes. He can be found saving everything he can from fire’s wrath, but will later choke on the smoke of his cigarette.
ix. Hermes can’t stand traveling. His legs are weak and his eyes are strained. He’s carried too many messages to people about the death of loved ones and the love letters are scarce. He can be found stealing, not money, but of their hope and strength because he’s hasn’t any left.

The gods are among us and they can’t survive. Why should I?

—  “Modern Mythology” by Maggie McCloskey 

soft-blue-badger  asked:

Ethaaan there are scary noises and I'm home alone what do I do

Grab an axe and prepare to fight the ghosties



(don’t actually grab an axe. axes can be dangerous if not used properly. What you should do is cuddle up in bed, listen to some music and eat some food. It’s most likely nothing to be worried about :) )

i love how harry and ron are just down to fight malfoy at any time for any reason since the very beginning. even when they’re going to their duel in the philosopher’s stone harry gets his wand out on the way just in case draco pops out of nowhere he wants to be 100% ready to go. when harry wins his second quidditch match ron doesn’t even notice, he’s too busy punching on with malfoy in the stands. they basically wake up in the morning, brush their teeth and prepare for a fight god bless

Craig: “Screw Coon and friends, this new kid pisses me off even more than those asshats!”
Tweek: “ARGH! Yeah! Let’s get him!”

Both Craig and Tweek ditch there symbols and prepare for the fight

Craig: “That Stick isn’t going to do any good if we’re together!”

Ultimate move don’t you say?

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CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT LAURENT WENT TO GO HAVE A LOOK AND WAS ACTUALLY BEING FEISTY WHEN HE WAS LED TO DAMEN “AN AKIELON GROVELLING ON HIS KNEES” AND THEN HE SEES THE MAN, SEES HIS FACE AND IT’S THE MAN WHO KILLED HIS BROTHER, THE MAN HE HAS BEEN PREPARING TO FIGHT FOR SO LONG, THE MAN HE PROBABLY BLAMED FOR A LOT OF THE TERRIBLE THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO HIM AND GENERALLY JUST BEING UNHAPPY AND HE HAS TO SEE HIM AND ACT LIKE HE DOESN’T KNOW WHO HE IS?!?! CAUSE HE DIDN’T WANT TO BE RIDICULED?!

AND YET HE RECOLLECTS HIMSELF SO QUICKLY AND EVEN CHALLENGES THAT MAN “WHAT’S YOUR NAME SWEETHEART” THIS ….. too much. I can’t even imagine the struggle. 

lets continue making prequels that go directly into the original trilogy. i propose the next one being luke and leia strutting down a boulevard with coffee in hand, both of them wearing the latest givenchy attire, sunglasses worth a thousand credits. thats the whole movie until the last ten minutes where they both look at each other and realize they forgot about han. they then go buy new outfits to prepare for the fight. see its a good idea because it really adds to the emotional weight of lukes gay attire on tatooine in episode vi.

161116 Yoongi’s Tweet

단 몇 시간 만에 인생이 결정될 것 같은 날이지만 돌이켜보면 별거 아닌 그런 날이 다시 찾아왔네요 다들 긴장하지 마시고 해온 만큼만 해냅시다 우리가 앞으로 겪을 미래는 수능을 준비한 시간보다 기니까요! 모두들 파이팅! -SUGA-

Another day has come that feels as if your life will be decided in just a few hours, but looking back it won’t be that big of a deal. Everyone, don’t be worried and just continue to do as you have been doing. (Because) the future that we will experience ahead is much longer than an hour of the college entrance exam that you have been preparing for! Everyone, fighting! -SUGA-

Trans cr: Kylie @ bts0726
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Whoniverse: Class - I’ll take you to the very end of this world.