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being jeon jungkook’s girlfriend;

Originally posted by yourpinkpill

bts; bulletpoints

rated; m (lightly)

  • him taking forever to confess and ask you out
  • by the time he does, you already know he likes you cus his hyungs tease him relentlessly
  • and taetae might have accidentally let it slip his tongue while you were hanging out
  • him being very shy and giggly in the beginning
  • taking you to the movies for the first date, to keep it classic
  • but doesn’t take too long to warm up to you bcus as soon as you’re dating, you hang out 24/7
  • his hyungs whining that they can’t hang out with you anymore cus he’s keeping you all to himself
  • him teasing you every chance he gets, about everything he can
  • if you’re short like me, you’re doomed
  • first kiss is the cutest most innocent thing ever
  • probably just a peck bcus both of you start giggling
  • once you two start with the kissing, he will never stop
  • except for when the guys are around, he’d be too shy
  • so if you want to make him flustered, kiss him while the others are there
  • the first time you make out, it would be super giggly and playful
  • but with time, it would get less innocent
  • him pinning you down against the couch, or you straddling his thighs
  • prepare for when the guys intentionally interrupt a make out session just to tease you two
  • except for jin who accidentally walks in on you and covers his eyes, scolding the both of you (mostly jungkook)
  • him forcing you to play video games with him, whether you like it or not
  • get ready to lose constantly, bcus just cus you’re his girlfriend, doesn’t mean he’ll let you win
  • if you do end up beating him, he’ll pretend like he actually did let you
  • he’d never admit defeat
  • eating together = junk food
  • cup noodles are a go-to
  • the two of you watching weird meme videos on youtube until 4 am while stuffing yourselves with snacks
  • he makes you cuddle with him every time he wants to take a nap, wherever it is
  • “but, jungkook, I need to-”
  • “shh, babe, shh,”
  • *tightens hold*
  • gets incredibly jealous whenever the other guys make you laugh or hang out with you
  • like, he gets too jealous for nothing
  • overprotective
  • but he’s embarrassed about it so he’ll never tell you
  • he will just pretend to be indifferent and not kiss you for awhile
  • but he kisses you anyway cus he can’t refuse
  • on the other hand, he loves the fact that the guys like you as well
  • he values his hyungs’ opinions very much and is a proud boyfriend to you
  • backhugs
  • just a shit ton of backhugs
  • he’ll even give you backhugs in front of everyone else because he fucking loves giving you backhugs
  • the kind where his arms are wrapped over yours, head leaned on your shoulder
  • hates it when you don’t pay attention to him
  • starts poking you or playing with your hair so you’ll do something with him instead
  • you cave in bcus this boy just doesn’t give up
  • him grinning whenever you do
  • him making you do crazy shit
  • like if you’re at an amusement park, he’ll force you onto the craziest rides
  • laughing when you scream
  • makes you eat so many sweets with him
  • if you’re easily jumpscared like me, prepare to have heart attacks on the daily
  • like I said, constant teasing
  • supports you in everything you decide to do
  • cus he firmly believes in following one’s dreams
  • cries more than you whenever you’re sad, cus he hates seeing you like that
  • whatever you feel, he feels
  • that’s why he makes sure to always keep you happy
  • he just feels so much for you
  • but the few times you fight, he can often get angrier than he should
  • which also makes you angrier than you should be
  • he’s probably very depressed afterwards
  • idek who would apologize first
  • but he would swallow his pride and do it first for you
  • is extra cuddly and clingy when you make up
  • makes sure you can’t even hate him if you wanted to
  • preferably the big spoon, it makes him feel manly
  • you probably wake up before him in the mornings
  • he’s a heavy sleeper
  • you have to kiss him to wake him up
  • he’s actually awake but pretends to be sleeping just so you’ll kiss him
  • bcus when he’s not actually awake it’ll take more than a kiss to get him up
  • but when he wakes up before you, he likes to just watch you sleep for a while
  • you’re just so cute
  • wakes you up by tickling you cus he’s a little shit
  • sometimes you get revenge by waking him up by touching his nipples
  • he glares at you and rolls over to pin you down onto the mattress for fucking with him
  • cue playful morning make out
  • possibly more, if he’s feeling horny that morning
  • about sex;
  • takes quite some time to get your relationship to that stage
  • it’s not that he doesn’t want to
  • he definitely wants to, boi, he fucking wants to
  • he’s just a shy little cutie pie and doesn’t know how to approach the situation
  • honestly, it could go on forever that you guys don’t start getting sexually active
  • it would most likely have to be you who mentions it casually at some point
  • like you just casually ask him what he thinks about it and if he’s comfortable with it
  • prepare for a red-faced kookie
  • it will just casually be brought up and then things will be just like normal again
  • until it finally happens
  • once he knows you’re comfortable with it, you don’t have to be the one to initiate it
  • it can kinda be both of you
  • like with everything else, the first time will be very playful and cute
  • but then you will start to discover each other more in depth
  • like each other’s kinks and stuff
  • he definitely prefers being more dominant, but could switch
  • doesn’t necessarily like being too rough
  • he doesn’t want to hurt you in any sense of the word
  • gets turned on by giving you pleasure
  • knowing that you feel good because of something he’s doing is definitely something he likes
  • gets horny often cus he’s still basically a teenager
  • boners from like really odd things that you do
  • like things that aren’t meant to be sexy but he thinks they are
  • like if he’s tired and sleepy and you’re in bed and he subconsciously pushes you away and turns around
  • but then you groan and scoot over and hug him tightly again
  • for some reason that makes him horny because you take charge
  • ik, he’s weird XD
  • but so are you
  • he fucking loves showing off in front of you
  • and always teases that “look what I can do, and you can’t”
  • likes intentionally getting you turned on in public by doing different things discreetly
  • but gets turned on himself cus you’re turned on and instantly regrets it
  • greets you by hugging you and lifting you off the ground
  • jin jokingly flirting with you to make kook jealous
  • the other boys treating you two like babies
  • but are reminded that you are not babies anymore when they wake up to loud noises in the middle of the night
  • acts like he hates when you steal and wear his clothes
  • “baby, you know I don’t like sharing clothes”
  • secretly loves it tho
  • but only uses that as an excuse to get them off of you so you can have some fun no clothes needed
  • constantly sends you memes and ugly pictures of his hyungs saying “you’re lucky to be dating the only hot one in bts, babe”
  • pretends to be a bad boy but is actually a tiny bunny
  • loves you with all his heart, like literally
  • you definitely don’t have to get jealous of other girl idols
  • he doesn’t value looks the most
  • besides, he already thinks you’re the most beautiful thing he’s ever witnessed
  • be prepared for an adventurous and fluffy relationship with this boy
  • good luck surviving it

So I went to a wedding reception and we were helping clean up, and some guy asked if anyone had scissors. No one did, so the groomsmen started pulling out their car keys and seeing who had the sharpest key but then I just walked over and pulled my leatherman out of my purse and handed it to the guy, and let me tell you, it was the greatest moment of my career seeing the impressed looks on everyone’s faces.

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His Name [1]

Chapters: 1 | 2 | 3
Words: 5.5k
Genre: Angst, Multiple Personality!Au
Summary: Jeon Jungkook is a puzzle with too many missing pieces from his past and too many sides. Somehow, it’s become your job to solve him.
→ Inspired by the Korean Drama - Kill Me Heal Me
Warnings: Topics of mental health, mentions of death and medical disorders. 
Disclaimer: Although this piece of work required lots of in-depth research and was attempted to be as accurate as possible, at the end of the day, I am not a psychologist and this is fanfiction. Please take all medical terminologies and procedures with a grain of salt.

Cr.

His eyes flash open.

“You need us.”
                      “Jungkook.”
    “We’re only trying to help you.”

He bolts straight up, only to fall off the mattress and onto the hard ground. The thin, cardinal curtains are closed, trickles of sunlight pouring in and painting the unfamiliar room in a hue of crimson. His head is pounding and his eyes are swollen; he doesn’t know where he is or who he is.

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god okay hashtag unpopular opinion:

i wanna make it clear that i love my christian friends, and their politics are pretty fucking great and their moral compasses are fantastic and i have no concrete problem with them at all

but today the nyt published a lovely speech of jeb bush’s at liberty university, where he said that he would totally “allow [his] decisions in government to be influenced by [his] christian faith” because there is “no more powerful and liberating influence” than christianity

and i am just– not okay with christians mixing their religion and their politics any more.

even if it’s a force for good, okay. even if it’s for causes i agree with. i’m not okay with christians talking about how they use their religion as a political guide, i’m not okay with christians arguing with other christians over what’s the “more christian” thing to do (read: the more moral and correct thing to do), i’m not okay with hearing the phrase “christian values” in politics.

because i know y'all want to use your religion as a force for good, and i know it is a force for good for a lot of you, but when it comes to “can christianity, as a whole, be a politically good force”

like– y'all missed the boat on that one. you used up your last chance. and i’m not trying to be an asshole or unforgiving or anything, but, like

we know that you think christians are better people than non-christians. sorry.

we know you think your christianity gives you a special view into what is good and right and true, politically. because that’s what using your christianity as a moral and political compass means.

and that’s gross and weird and it makes me feel pretty crappy! and it makes me feel pretty scared, sometimes, because if i join hands with you and put my energy towards giving you power to do good, then what happens when you’re in power and you see your lovely good politically great christians and your lovely good politically great non-christians, and suddenly your christianity is telling you, hey, some of these people are better human beings than other people

(which, from my point of view, it already does)

like– i know what happens then. i know what happens when you give christianity political power. and i know you’re different, i know you’d never do that kind of thing

but the thing is that i don’t know. the thing is that i don’t trust you. no matter how well i know you, no matter how much i like you. i don’t trust you because i’m a non-christian and you’re christians. and you’ve treated non-christians in a pretty consistent way, in the past.

and that’s nothing personal, but i really need you to stop mixing your politics and your religion.

oh my god this novella is literally just the prince’s gambit squad dicking around FOUR WEEKS BEFORE LAURENT’S CORONATION

14 May 2017 || May Study Challenge 

Day 14: What tips do you have for other students who are in your grade specifically?

I’m not really in a specific grade - technically, it’s my 3rd year in uni, my 2nd year in English, and my 1st year in maths because I changed my majors and minors around so often. That’s why I thought I would tweak this prompt a bit and talk about changing majors and minors, aimed at everyone in college/university who is unsure whether they’ve made the right choice.

The Decision

  • don’t throw in the towel immediately when you encounter a problem. the workload at university is overwhelming at first but usually gets a lot better over time (whether it’s because you get used to it or because it gets easier is another question). seek help if you need it - don’t quit a major you actually like because you have some difficulties in the beginning, because almost everyone has those.
  • it may help to visit some advanced classes or talk to upperclassmen to see whether the topics become more interesting over time. 
  • also, ask yourself the following questions: 
    •  can you see yourself spending the majority of the next three or four years in this building, with these people?
    • what do you feel when you think about going to class? joy/dread/boredom? why? (teachers, classmates, the topic, fear that you’ll fail)?
    • can you see yourself working in this field basically your whole lifetime? does it bring you joy/satisfaction or are you just doing it because you think it’ll pay well/because you think it’s expected of you?
    • can this subject help you to achieve your dreams? how realistic is it that it will happen?
  • changing your major doesn’t mean you’re stupid or you failed, it means that you tried something and discovered it wasn’t right for you. that’s something very valuable to learn in a year. 
  • before you do anything, see your university’s counselling/advisor’s team. they can show you your options and guide you through the process.
  • it can also help to talk with your parents/siblings/friends about this because they may be able to provide a new perspective. 
  • most people just switch to their “plan B”. it doesn’t hurt to go to some other classes in other subjects and fields to see your options and make an informed decision about your new subject so you won’t have to change your course for a second time.

What Happens Next?

  • chances are that you’ll have to wait a semester or even a year until you can change your major or minor.
  • try to use the time you have for something useful! do an internship, take classes in the new field (professors will usually allow that, especially in lectures), or work to save up some money.
  • if you also consider changing universities, go to open days. 
  • make the best of your current subject. if you know you’re not going to need it next year, you can relax about the grades and just give it your best shot. go to the exams - if you pass, cool, if you don’t, it usually won’t matter.
  • check if your new subject has entry requirements (language tests, work experience etc) that you can prepare for.
  • if you’re feeling adventurous, you could also go abroad for some time (great for improving your language skills). you can do language classes, internships, work&travel…
  • don’t forget that there are deadlines for course changes that you’ll have to stick to, no matter if you’re already enrolled at your university.

I think that’s it - if anyone has further questions, feel free to ask me! :)

What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now?  You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?
— 

Hermione Granger while preparing for exams

-or Sirius Black while preparing for a prank

-or James Potter while preparing for a full moon adventure

-or Harry Potter while preparing to spy on everyone all the time under his invisibility cloak