My car wouldn’t start today for ten minutes. There’s some kind of dark voodoo that happens at my sons school that makes the car do this. It has happened at no other location than the school parking lot so I’m pretty sure it’s because it was built on top of an old cemetery and that’s the rumor I’m stuck on perpetuating. Not sure there’s additional logic to be applied here. Probably has no direct correlation with the check engine light that’s been frequenting the dashboard the last few weeks or so. Does anyone know if I have to buy the lamb then slaughter it for sacrificial ceremonies or can I just buy it at the grocery store prepackaged?

anonymous asked:

I had pot pie last night for dinner and it is GREAT

i haven’t had pot pie in so long but as a kid i LOVED the prepackaged chicken pot pies

Using prepackaged spice mixes in magic

Adobo seasoning mix

containing Paprika, black pepper, onion powder ,oregano ,cumin ,hot chilies and garlic powder.
Magical uses are protection ,banishing ,hex breaking. combine a jar of adobo seasoning mix with 2 cups of an Cornflower and sprinkle around outside your home to get rid of negative energies.

Apple pie spice
A combination of cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves and Cardamom, Applespice is the perfect mix or spicing things up with your partner. just dress a red candle and the grapeseed oil or olive oil and roll it in Applespice. Burn a candle while spending time with your lover or sprinkle this next to your lover instead.

Cajun seasoning mix
A blend of paprika, salt ,black and white pepper, garlic ,onion powder, thyme and Cayenne, this is the perfect mix for protection use this mix to form circles when doing important works . Sprinkle just a pinch in the shoes of someone who needs a little watching over.

Chili powder
Made of salt ,hot chilies, onion ,oregano and garlic. chili powder is great for warding off illness.

Chinese five spice powder
A blend of star anis ,fennel seeds, cinnamon ,hot peppers ,cloves, Ginger and licorice root. this mix lends itself to several kinds of magic including love spells, passion and even spells for retaining information.

Montreal steak seasoning
Combination of pepper , papRica, black and red peppers, garlic ,salt, onion ,dill. and coriander this mix contains many of individual ingredients you need to protect yourself and your home from ghost and negative energies.

Pickling spice
This spice contains a wide variety of herbs and spices ;most makes contain mustard seed ,coriander ,Blackpepper ,dill ,fennel seed ,celery seed, and Bay leaves it’s good to use for different intentions such as protection from ghosts are lust and wish magic.

Pumpkin pie spice
A mixture of cinnamon, ground ginger, nutmeg an allspice add to any spell to speed it up. it’s also great for business ventures ,money draw and simple healing spells.

-Kris Bradley

ok tumbly, so the situation is this:

one of my friends was going to cover my top surgery, but unfortunately her situation got bad, things have fallen through, and now i’ve got a surgery date on June 10th i can’t afford to make many payments on.

i will probably cover at least part of it with a student loan, but as of right now i’ve got about $5,000 to cover.  i’m already a little over $500 deep in this thing, and it’s not refundable.

i know everyone makes begging posts asking for money for top surgery, but i may as well add my voice to the throng asking for anything to help pay it off.  even cutting another $500 off the cost would be helpful, so if anyone wants to toss a few bucks my way, you will have my eternal gratitude and if you ever wind up near me, i will cook you some amazing goddamned macaroni and cheese.  the good stuff from scratch, not prepackaged shit.

i’m already in the hole with student debt and would rather not climb in farther, but it is what it is, shit happens, and i can’t afford to cancel the surgery date.

my paypal button is at the bottom of my blog if you feel like tossing me any spare change.

Signs a Music Major Needs a Vacation
  • You can sing all parts to every piece from your ensemble.
  • You have used the A Cappella app and proved it. 
  • You can mimic their instrument professor’s every word, comment, and mannerism to a T. 
  • You’re beginning to realize that you could theoretically give yourself a lesson by doing this.
  • You genuinely do not remember when you wrote that paper you just got back, but it got an A so who cares.
  • You don’t remember the last time you had a day with NOTHING to do. You don’t know what you’d do if you had one.
  • You don’t remember the last time you had a meal that wasn’t prepackaged.
  • You know exactly where in the music building you are with your eyes closed, which is helpful when you wake up from a surprise nap.
  • You’ve perfected your performance face, not out of desire, but out of necessity to hide how unprepared you feel.
  • You’ve started discussing music theory in your sleep.
  • You’ve had a dream where you’re being haunted by a Tristan chord - the worst part is you never know where it’s going.
  • You have grown so, so tired of John Cage 4′33″ jokes that you’re giving people the 4′33″ treatment.
  • Your roommate forgets you live there because you’re always at the music building. 
  • You laughed out loud when someone complained about having seven classes.
  • You have never taken FEWER than seven classes.
  • Work is nice because for a couple hours you don’t have to focus on your classwork.
  • You have scheduled in time with your best friend and significant other because otherwise someone will have you rehearse then and you’ll never see them again.
  • You consider naming your firstborn after the one that supported you the most - your coffee pot.
  • You’ve woken up someone by swearing at your theory homework.
  • When a non-music major tells you their classes, you’re confused when they don’t list their lesson.
  • You’ve strongly considered moving to Alaska recently.
  • Your terratorialism about your favorite practice room has started to grow violent.


Virtually every major American city has a version of Seattle’s Aurora Avenue North. This isn’t the suburbs, though this old road will take you there eventually. This is where our city begins, or at least once did. A lifetime ago, this road welcomed weary motorists with opportunity to eat and rest. That was before freeways divided us into east-and-west and north-and-south sides. Remnants of roadside nostalgia remain among fringe businesses: motels, used car lots, pawn shops, strip clubs, and the inherent cast of supporting characters. Here you can fix your car, have your lawn mower blades sharpened, or buy a gun. There is plenty of gas too, and prepackaged food. Tourists don’t see this stuff. They know it exists—it must, right? But we drive this old road every day. After all, it’s still the fastest way to get from here to there.  

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Steven Brooks is a photographer based in Seattle, Washington. His work focuses primarily on landscapes of the American roadside. In an effort to have the road all to himself as much as possible, he does much of his shooting during the pre-dawn hours, armed with a tripod, old boots, and gas station coffee.

More of his work can be seen on his website (, his Tumblr ( and on Flickr (

For fuck sake, bacon is not counterculture. Eating and gloating about eating factory farmed pigs is like casually eating prisoners and raving about being a cannibal. I never want to hear about anyone’s ambrosial passion for pork. Spend a day in a pig factory or pig transport truck and if you still love your prepackaged pork, you’re a fucking sicko and I absolutely want nothing to do with you.

Femme is queer.
Femme does not equal feminine lesbian attracted to masculine lesbian.
Femme is autonomous and has nothing to do with who you bone.
Femme is queer.
Femme is not attached to lesbianism.
Femme is not attached to sexual expression.
Femme is it’s own queer gender expression.
Femme is a queer gender expression.
Femme is not attached to a binary.
Femme is not an accessory.
Femme does not live in the shadow or along the contingencies of someone else’s gender roles.
Femme is intentional.
Femme is not monolithic.
Femme is authentic.
Femme is queer.
Femme is queer.
Femme is does not have a prepackaged look.
Femme can be inclusive of multiple gendered identities.
Femme is not controlled by white expressions of gender OR white queer activism.
Femme is not the same as feminine.
Femme is not heteronormative. AT ALL.
Femme is queer.
Femme is radical.
Femme is political.
Femme is it’s own being.
Femme does not live in someone else’s projection.
Femme is not shaped or sculpted by someone else’s need or desire.
Femme takes up it’s own space and lives in it’s own shape.
Femme is queer.
Femme is not stagnant.
Femme moves around.
Femme can be as loud as it wants.
Femme is queer.
Femme is not some binaried gender that non-femmes have ascended out of.
Femme is not stuck in some archaic construct of gender.
When you say you grew out of femme - thats condescending as fuck.
Stop saying that shit.
Femme is not some starting place.
Femme is not arbitrary.
Femme is complex.
I can write books and books and books about femme.
All hail femme.
Some people know they are femme from the beginning.
Some people grow into their femme.
Femme is not a destination.
Femme is an existence.
Femme is growth.
Femme is healing.
Femme is reclaiming.
Femme is queering.
Femme is queer.
Femme is dynamic.
Femme is art and performance.
Femme is intrinsic.
Femme is SO FULL.
Femme is a galaxy full of diverse expressions of gendered being.
Femme is queer.
Femme is queer queering queer.
Recognize the brilliance and divinity of femme and pay respect.
You’re welcome for our magical existence.

Jezebel Delilah


Amy's Drive Thru is changing the fast food game — one vegan mac 'n' cheese at a time.

One of the nation’s first vegetarian, organic fast food restaurants just opened and people can’t get enough of it.

Andy and Rachel Berliner, the founders of Amy’s Kitchen, originally launched their line of vegetarian frozen, canned, and prepackaged foods in grocery stores (you’ve probably seen Amy’s organic, vegetarian, and vegan food in your local grocery store) after they found themselves frustrated with the vegetarian options available at the time.

Then the Berliners decided they wanted to take their mission one step further, envisioning a fast food restaurant where employees (who were paid a living wage plus health benefits) served vegetarian meals full of fresh local veggies.

That idea became Amy’s Drive Thru, one of the first organic, vegetarian drive-thru restaurants in the country.

As of their opening in July, Amy’s Drive Thru has proven to be a ridiculous success.


  • They are utterly helpless and in desperate need of a true hero!
  • Sugar, spice, and everything nice. Who would have guessed that’s what little girls are actually made of?
  • Note to self–good parents don’t leave their kids home alone.
  • They’re really special. I mean really special and I just want to make sure they’ll be okay so what do you think? Do you think they’ll be okay?
  • What’s the point of this game anyway?
  • Oh, no! I’ve been infected!
  • I’m gonna tag you guys now!
  • What are you doing? We’re in a serious pickle!
  • The game is over and it’s your bedtime.
  • Unfortunately, people often get scared or angry when they don’t understand something special or unique.
  • People here are nice. Things will be fine!
  • And a broken refrigerator means snack time is out.
  • He’s in cahoots with the evil pickle cob killers!
  • He hates us. He totally hates us!
  • Should the manufacturing of super powered children be illegal?
  • I was reaching down between my legs to ease the seat back when this atomic bug buzzed in, with no fair warning!
  • They are little freaks, aren’t they?
  • Well, it’s official. I have no idea where we are.
  • Maybe there’s a box we can get in around back!
  • Go away. Please. Do not look at me.
  • You’re no monster, mister. You’re just really dirty.
  • How could you know what it’s like for people to fear and despise you for the very things that make you special?
  • This brain is full of brilliant ideas, but will anyone listen? No.
  • Jump in, take this device and build it into the volcano. We need to harness the energy of the earth’s core for power!
  • Your powers are great! You just gotta believe in yourself!
  • You did very good. Very good indeed.
  • Well, there is one last, teeny tiny, itsy bitsy thing we still need.
  • I thought the zoo kept all the animals in cages.
  • I’m a terrible, terrible parent!
  • But jail? Lawsuits? Angry mobs? What’s next?
  • I’d like to take this moment to thank the little people who helped make this day a smashing success.
  • This isn’t making the town a better place!
  • Do not continue with the ramblings, for my ramblings are the ramblings to be obeyed!
  • That big fat dumb jerk! He duped us! He planned it all along and we fell for it!
  • What does it look like I’m doing? I’m building a house ‘cause now we have to live here!
  • I don’t wanna sleep on a rock!
  • Well maybe if someone hadn’t insisted on walking home from school so we could run into the biggest liar in the universe!
  • Ugh, never mind! I’m not fighting with you and I’m not talking to you, EVER!
  • I didn’t mean it! It was an accident! And he wouldn’t let go! And then the dog! That stupid dog! And then the monkeys!
  • Come on, let’s put an end to this gorilla warfare!
  • We’ve got one last monkey to get off our backs!
  • It’s good you little freaks know when you’re beaten.
  • I have to seize control of an area and force its inhabitants to follow my way of thinking.
  • Now let’s get out of this town and find a new, safe place to live!
  • You said to give everyone a little time to understand our specialness. Well, now it’s time for everyone to understand.
  • Oh, my! You’re actual trying to stop me? That’s so cute!
  • Who are you calling cute?
  • None of them will ever understand you as I can.
  • Maybe everyone would like us more if we were just normal little girls.
  • I was wondering if maybe sometime we could like call you to save the day or…whatever.

In space, food is freeze-dried, prepackaged, and frankly not always very tasty. But on Monday aboard the International Space Station, astronauts got a rare treat: fresh lettuce.

The red romaine lettuce was grown by NASA’s Veggie project, which has one goal — to bring salad to space.

“It’s just one of those things that we have to learn if we’re going to step into the solar system and go to Mars,” says Trent Smith, the Veggie project manager. “How will you grow your plants?”

This Salad Is Outta This World: Astronauts Eat Greens Grown In Space

Photo credit: NASA

dirkjohn zombie apocalypse au, dirk is the leader of a small gang of misfits that focuses on developing weapons to combat the infestation. john is the longest-surviving member of a small gang of idiots who won’t stop trying to do the dumbest, craziest things with zombies. at some point the two gangs join up because dirk’s gang wants more insight on efficient way to kill zombies and john’s gang wants to commission weapons that’ll let them to even more stupid shit with zombies. dirk gets pissed off because one of their team members died two weeks ago due to a zombie attack yet john managed to outspeed zombies for this long with the shittiest leg prosthetic he’s ever seen in his life.