Police officer: “Sir, I’m gonna need to search you.”

Me: “oh.. Uh but…but… Uh…”

Police officer: “what do we have here…”

Me: “I can explain! It’s just for medical use!”

Police officer: “give me a break pal, I’ve been in the "Poolees fors” for 10 years, I know Premiem Tem Flakes when I see them. This is some high quality fiber in this cardboard. You are going away for a long time punk. “

Me: "I am just trying to pay for Cool leg man!”

Police officer: “that’s what they all say, that’s what they all say…”