• *the door opens with a bang*
  • Vision: Miss Maximoff. I have struggled in vain and I can bear it no longer. These past months have been a torment. I came to Wakanda with the single object of seeing you... I had to see you. I have fought against my better judgment, Mr. Stark's expectations, the government, our differences and the circumstances that separate us. All these things I am willing to put aside and ask you to end my agony.
  • Clint: ...
  • Sam: ...
  • Steve: ...
  • T'Challa: ...
  • Scott: ...
  • Wanda: ...
  • Wanda: Vision, have you been reading Pride and Prejuice AGAIN?
  • Vision: ...
  • Vision: I've been making research...

anonymous asked:

I just read the part of injustice where Dami kills Dick and am dying do u please have any happy everyone together batfam head canons??

BOY thats why i havent read injustice yet rip

  • Its canon the batfam has movie nights so imagine that. Just. For a second.
  • IMAGINE how overwhelmed the new batkids are when they arrive to their first movie night, expecting the bats to be collected and cool but instead they find Jason and Damian fighting because “WE’RE NOT WATCHING HOTEL FOR DOGS AGAIN, BRAT!” “WELL I AM NOT SITTING THROUGH PRIDE AND PREJUICE FOR TWO HOURS, TODD. THAT OVERRATED, BORING MOVIE-” “TAKE THAT BACK YOU LITTLE SH-” while Tim and Steph are sitting on the sofa, tossing pop corn to Dick’s mouth, completely ignoring the two fighting, and Cass and Bruce are hushering them inside.
  • Imagine them!!! All huddling in the same sofa!! Steph ends on Cass’ lap (while Bruce is like “hands where I can see them Ms Brown”), Damian always end up sleeping on Dick’s chest when they don’t pick a movie he likes, Jason on the floor with a blanket on his shoulders sandwiched between Duke and Harper… Kate sitting on the corner with her feet on Bruce’s lap and the popcorn bowl on her lap, joking with Tim and Barbara about the inaccuracies of the movie….
  • For the annual Wayne Halloween Parties they always try to coordinate costumes a few weeks prior the event because the last time they didn’t, Steph, Cass, Barbara and Jason ended up all going as Wonder Woman. Diana, who was invited btw, was extremely touched though. 
  • (To see who was the best ww they all had a lasso competition. It wasn’t clear who won, as all of them ended up tangled, but, the sentiment counts)
  • Last Halloween Cass and Steph went as batman and catwoman and Bruce almost had a heart attack when he saw them. All the other batkids knew about it, of course, so there are a few videos going around of the moment he saw them across the hall. Tim edited his video so mmm whatcha say played on the background.
  • They love making bets about everything. Especially Steph and Jason.
  • “hey Batgirl! Ten bucks say i can bench press Robin for three minutes without getting killed” “Oh Hood, you’re on” 
  • I bet i can arrive to Oracle’s tower before any of you” “I bet Black Bat can do it first and with me on her back” “Robin, hop on, let’s make this losers eat our dust” 
  • Damian loves stuffed animals, and everyone indulges him.  So far Dick has been the one to get him the most, but Bruce is really close behind. Jason buys him rare animals & Steph and Cass always get him Batman themed ones
  • OKAY SO Im like 90% sure the batkids have a groupchat and its chaos. They change the name all the time, send a lots of ridiculous memes, kick each other out, add again, leave, etc.
  • It currently looks like this (thanks tim) 
There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of merit or sense.
—  Pride and Prejuice by Jane Austen