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Married now!  His grandma got a little too drunk but otherwise it went off great.  We’re taking off work a bit but not going on a travel-y honeymoon because a lot of stuff is snowed out and our travel packages were refundable.  We’ll make up for it later, maybe go on a pregnancy celebration vacation this spring ;)

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*Me to the sister when her baby was getting his various injections*

*Me* “So, you didn’t listen to all the autism stories, Jenny McCarthy and Hollywood celebrities?”

*my sister is a professional nurse*

*Her* “Of course I didn’t. Who would? Those people are God Damn mental. Babies get vaccinated. That’s how it is.”

*pause*

*Her* “Um, who is this Jenny McCarthy person, anyway? A goth grunge singer you like?”

*Me* “I don’t think she sings, no.”

Lords’ reactions to MC’s pregnancy announcement
  • Nobunaga is proud of her, proud of himself, proud of the tiny little foetus they made together, SO PROUD HE CAN’T CONTAIN IT. He gathers the retainers and makes them party until dawn. Katsuie is in tears because he’s so happy (and incredibly drunk). Nobu sneaks out early with her because she needs to rest and he is going to make sure she gets ALL the rest.
  • Mitsuhide is stunned but so excited. His dream of having ten children is finally getting underway! He kisses her tummy and her lips and her forehead and her nose and her cheeks, he can’t stop, he just wants to shower her with love and affection. He’s so thankful that she’s in his life and in love with him and bearing his baby.
  • Yukimura is terrified. Women die in childbirth, what if that happens to her!? He tries to put on a strong face but he is so freaked out. He wants her on bed rest immediately, wants to carry her if she looks even the tiniest bit tired (actually, even if she doesn’t), goes to the medicinal shop in town and asks the herbalist for advice on how to take care of pregnant women. He is going to do his absolute best to make sure that nothing bad happens to her or their baby.
  • Saizo is… conflicted. But he sees how worried she is about how he’s going to react, and he just can’t have that. He puts an arm around her shoulder and kisses her hair and tells her you’re going to have to start making dango in bigger portions because he’s not going to share, not even with his own child.
  • Masamune is happy, but a little apprehensive. His relationship with his family is complicated, to say the least, and he’s a teeny bit worried about whether he can be a good father. Low-key hoping for a girl so that things won’t get worse with Yoshihime and Kojirou. Kisses her cheek and pulls her in close, rests his hand on her stomach, starts daydreaming about their future and tells her about it.
  • Kojuro is very pleased and satisfied. He’s always liked children and he feels like he practically raised Masamune and Shigezane, so he’s 100% ready for his own kids. Things might not always go smoothly, but they’ll be together and they’ll face their troubles together. He is so ready. They cuddle (he’s totally not tearing up at all), he can’t stop stroking her hair and kissing the top of her head. They start making plans for their new nursery.
  • Hideyoshi is ultra hyped! Puts a hand on her cheek and they just smile at each other for a moment before kissing. And then he wants to go and tell everybody the good news. They walk around the castle hand in hand and he’s grinning and everybody’s congratulating them and it’s perfect.
  • Inuchiyo is speechless. Like… really? Are you sure? It takes a couple of moments to sink in, but when it does, the smile on his face is the biggest ever. He grabs her, lifts her, and hugs her really hard before nearly dropping her because DID HE JUST SQUISH THE BUN IN THE OVEN? No, Inuchiyo. No. He wants to go and shout it from the rooftops, he’s so overjoyed that they’re starting this new stage of their lives together.
  • Ieyasu stares at her, eyes wide. Well… I guess even someone like you can catch me by surprise sometimes. She laughs and launches herself at him, he catches her and she wraps her arms around him. He’s a little worried that he won’t know how to be a good father, but he can’t brood about it when she’s smiling at him like that, her face mere inches from his own. He silently vows to give his child a life far better than his.
  • Mitsunari walks out. When she gets to the door and looks up and down the corridor, he’s nowhere to be seen. She fumes and frets and has driven herself into a frenzy when he finally reappears an hour later. These are books about pregnancy, childbirth, and parenting. We are going to read every one of them cover to cover. She grabs the nearest one and throws it at his head.
  • Shingen grins in satisfaction because that’s what he’s been gunning for all along. He pulls her close and kisses her, like hell yeah that’s my woman, always giving me exactly what I need. The Takeda clan celebrates late into the night. Kansuke brews a herbal tonic for her and pointedly says that he hopes she will be a better patient than her husband. Shingen roars with laughter.
  • Kenshin is really excited and immediately starts planning for the baby. The furniture, the clothes, the toys, babies need so many things! And he is going to find the most perfect things. Many, many perfect things. They hug, but before he can suggest they go out shopping, she says that they should tell everyone the good news! Especially Kanetsugu, he’ll be so happy for them!

Bonus:

  • ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU. Nobuyuki smiles.
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For whatever reason The New York Post has a problem with Beyoncé and her fans being happy about her pregnancy. They posted two articles in two days, that did nothing but show how much hate lies in their hearts. How can you even tear a women apart for being happy and confident while pregnant. You don’t have to like Beyoncé or her music to know that this is gross and unnecessary. Having a baby is miracle for all women, but to attack a woman who has previously suffered a miscarriage for being happy and healthy, while carrying twins at 35 lets me know you are truly sick. Beyoncé and all women deserve to be happy about becoming a mother and they all deserve to feel like goddesses! GO FUCK YOURSELF IF YOU DON’T THINK SO!

anonymous asked:

1, 16 and 24 with kylo please!!! :)

1. “I don’t want to have a baby.”

16. “Don’t fucking touch me!”

24. “You’re the only one I trust to do this.”

a/n: Hope you don’t mind modern Kylo, I really can’t imagine canon Kylo having a kid without pure soul crushing angst and I’m just not in the mood for that 


“Kylo, do you ever think about our future together?” You asked one evening. You were relaxing on the couch, with Kylo’s head resting in your lap, just trying to relax after a long day of work. His eyes fluttered open and looked up at you, calculating his response. He opens his mouth as if he’s about to say something, but quickly closes it, instead choosing to say yes silently. He was exhausted right now and he didn’t want to say the wrong thing.

You sigh; this was one of the things about Kylo that irked you sometimes. He would just go quiet, and though you could read him pretty well at point, you couldn’t help but want to hear what he had to say. His opinion was important to you. Besides, you had a reason for asking this. “That’s not what I meant…I mean stuff like children, where you see us in five years kind of thing. Because I think we both know we’re not breaking up after this long together.”  

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Congratulations to Queen Bey and Jay Z! The couple will welcome twins in September and we’re guessing the pregnancy cravings are likely in full force. People Magazine reported Spaghetti with Fresh Tomato Sauce & Basil is Beyoncé’s favorite pasta dish—so, enjoy in honor of Bey tonight. 

Spaghetti with Fresh Tomato Sauce & Basil

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impalaimagining-mainblog  asked:

Loophole with Dean? 😁

I know you wanted sweet or funny. But alas you get angst. I hope you like it sweetie!


The Deal

 “Please, don’t freak out.” You begged.

 “Don’t freak out? How the hell am I not supposed to freak out? The only woman that I’ve ever truly loved just told me she sold her soul almost ten years ago and I’m not supposed to freak out?”

 “D, please. I’ve made my peace with it. I know I should have told you sooner but please. I only have two months left.” You stared down at him still on bended knee with a ring in his palm.

 “Fuck!” he jumped up and started pacing. “There’s got to be some way to fix this. Crowley is on somewhat good terms with us. I can talk to him.” He was pacing and talking out loud. The whole time he paced tears were cascading down your face. You had wanted to tell Dean sooner but you knew this would happen. He would want to fix it but you wouldn’t let him.

 You had made the deal and you would take the consequences. “Dean please, just let me explain.”

 He turned and finally looked at you. “I’m going to fix this, don’t worry.”

 “I don’t want you to fix it.” You responded quietly.

 “(Y/n).”

 “No, Dean. I just want to spend these last few months I have with you. Happy. Married?” He moved closer at that.

 “You still want to get married, right?” you asked hesitantly.

 “I would marry you right now if I could.” You broke at his words and moved into his open arms.

 “Even if you only have me for a short time?” you looked up into his pure green eyes and only saw love.

 “Even if it was just one day.” He whispered.

 “I now pronounce you Husband and Wife. You may kiss the bride.” Dean’s lips connected with yours in a searing kiss witnessed by only four people. Sam gave a loud whoop of joy and Castiel respectfully applauded.

   You broke apart after a quiet cough came from behind you. The two of you just grinned at each other. You didn’t think you could love this man any more than you already did.

 You had sold your soul for your career. A high paid lawyer in the best firm in the country. It had all been yours until you had met Dean in a random café as you drove through Kansas on a business trip. At first it had just been a hook up. That was until you found Dean a bleeding mess outside your hotel room. After he brought you to the realization of all the crazy in this world, you joined him in his endeavors and never looked back. Leaving your career and the money you drove off without looking back. That was seven years ago.

 You had no idea Dean was meant to be so vital to you. Or that Sam would come to be the best brother you could have asked for. You understood their relationship and their lives. You were there when a hunt went wrong, or when it went right, or when they had no idea what they were dealing with. They were your family. Something you never had. You realized you didn’t want to give this up as you signed the marriage license, scrawling your name right next to Dean’s. It was too late for that now. You had made your choice. You had your ten years and damn, they were the best you could have asked for.

 “Just a few more hours.” You said as Dean curled up next to you.

 “I know.” He said solemnly as he stared straight ahead. He had given up trying to find a way to get you out of your deal. Your fights had escalated so many times. Once, Sam had to pull Dean out of the room with tears in his eyes as he pleaded with you. You cried yourself to sleep alone that night but woke to warm arms wrapped around you and apologies whispered in your ear.

 “Dean.” You said calmly.

 “Yeah?” he finally looked at you.

 “Thank you, for all of this.” You smiled through your tears. “For every second of joy you gave me. For every moment of happiness. For every fight. For every…”

 “Stop that.” He wiped away your tears. “Let me just enjoy you. Okay?” His voice caught at the end and you knew he was holding back his own tears. “Let me just enjoy my wife.”

 The minutes ticked by as you began to hear howls from outside the bunker. “I should just go outside right?”

 “I’ll go too.” Dean went to stand.

 “No!” you pushed him back to the bed. “You shouldn’t see this.”

 “(Y/n), I’m not leaving you alone.”

 “Yes, you are. I know what’s coming.” You kissed his cheek gently. “I love you so much Dean.” You held your lips there for a moment before slowly turning and walking towards the bunker’s entrance. You didn’t receive a response but knew he wouldn’t be able to speak right now. You made your way outside and the howls of the hell hounds grew louder. A shiver racked your body as you met the cold February air.

 “Hello, my dear.” You jumped at the voice.

 “Crowley.” You faced the man who held your fate.

 “Well, looks like you’re all ready to join my ranks.” He grinned wickedly before becoming stoic once again.

 “I’ll take the deal I made. Just make sure my husband doesn’t see.”

 “I can do you one better, Love. I’ll congratulate you both.”

 “What? What are you on about?” you glared at the demon for prolonging the inevitable.

 “You’re with child my dear. I don’t take innocent souls.” He grimaced at the thought.

 “Wait, I’m pregnant? Really?” You covered your mouth as a sob broke through the air.

 “As knocked up as you can be with a Winchester’s spawn.”

 “What does that mean for the deal?” You knew there was a downside.

 “As soon as your child is born, I’ll come to finish the collection. That’s the best I can give you. A loophole per say.” With a snap, he was gone. You stood there confused, angry, and excited. Then it dawned.

 “How do I tell Dean?”

You’re Pregnant? - Derek Hale (Teen Wolf)

Pairing: Derek x Female!Reader

Request:  Think you can write something about a pregnant reader and a mad/surprised/scared Derek Hale? If this doesn’t inspire you and you can’t write it it’s okay thou, I myself didn’t have much inspiration atm but at least I tried 💪

Requested by: @justdreamstars

Warning(s): None?

A/N: Thank you for the request darling, and at least it got me to write something? I went for the more surprised/scared Derek than mad^^ so ENJOY!

Originally posted by teenwolf--imagines

*gif not mine*

For some, pregnancy was something to celebrate, for other’s a nightmare. 

 You didn’t know which of them this would turn into. 

You and Derek had never talked about having children, and you had never even seen him interact with them either. But here you were, outside of the door to the loft, having not trusted the pregnancy test you bought at the store, you had turned to your doctor, who told you the exact same thing as the test did; you were pregnant. 

 You could hear Derek inside, so taking a deep breath you plastered on a smile and opened the door. 

 «Hey, you’re back.» Derek came towards you as you walked in, giving you a quick kiss, but stopped short as he pulled away. 

 «You’re nervous.» He stated, holding you at an arms length. 

 «You got me.» You nervously chuckled. «There’s something we need to talk about.» 

 «Sure.» Derek folded his arms across his chest, 

 «Ehm… I’m-« You took a deep breath, trying to shake the nerves, letting it out slow before just bursting out with it. 

«I’m pregnant.» 

 Derek stood there dumbfounded, like a huge question mark, until he seemed to understand what you had just said to him and his face converted into one of shock and surprise. 

 «You’re pregnant.» He stated flatly. You just nodded, watching his reaction carefully. 

 «Pregnant.» He repeated, his arms fell to his sides.   

«That’s the word.» You nervously smiled. 

 «I’m going to be a father?» Derek’s eyes met yours, and you could see the fear shining out of them. 

 «Yes, you’re going to be a father.» You took his hand gently, giving it a reassuring squeeze. 

 «And you’re sure?» You could see he was on the verge of panicking.  

«Very.» Derek’s eyes shifted around the room, his breathing speeding up a bit. He let go of your hand, proceeding to run it through his hair. 

 «I can’t be a father.» Quickly before he could begin pacing the loft you grabbed a hold of his arm, forcing him to face you. 

 «Derek.» Your gazes locked. «Relax. Nobody knows how to be a father, everyone just does their best and I’m certain you will too. So just relax, it’s all going to be okay.» You assured him, seeing him visibly relax in front of you. 

«You sure?» He searched your eyes of any sign of doubt. 

 «Absolutely.» He let out a huge breath, drawing you close to him. 

 «You’re pregnant. We’re going to be parents.» This time, his words were laced with a little bit more confidence and a lot more happiness. 

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I don't think she's pregnant guys and here's why

I think she said she’s ready to try for a baby

Because if the twins are theirs they had to be what 5?

Asuka is probably in her late teens and Romeo is probably early twenties and here their still kids

Plus why would Wendy blush so much if levy was jus the pregnant

Also they escape to probably try and start for a child

I think they left to start making them babies

What do you guys think?

*update ok someone pointed out that it fits either way with asuka and Romeos age and the twins so it’s either they left the party to start trying for kids or to celebrate a pregnancy I only say the 1st is because of that blush Wendy got is similar to this one

Since fairy tail isn’t really a romance manga is probably why they are so vague with whose with who etc since it’s a manga about friendship but I wish we had more details 

Laxus is hinted to be linked to one of these three or maybe not

Nothing much on if aquarius key was found but maybe they might find it on this journey 

I guess this ending is made to be full of possibilities 

Imagine the way Tom looks into your eyes when you tell him you are finally pregnant after you have both been trying for 4 years. Doctors told you it would never happen; you didn’t give up…