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Well anon, you’ve got me going. 

James Neal is definitely at the top of the list when he doesn’t look like a total grease ball. I mean, sometimes he looks like this:

but then he also does this on occasion: 

My personal choice for hottest Pred is Roman Josi. At first I didn’t get all the hype, but then I met him in person and he was easily the most beautiful man I have ever seen. I mean, just look at him. 

Just casually being a model on foreign rooftops. 

And he looks like this in a scarf and beanie in the snow carrying a Chipotle bag. What’s not to love?!

Bonus content: Roman and his fellow model friends (aka fellow Preds).

Point proven.

A close second for me though is Seth Jones. He’s young, he’s good looking, he’s a total sweetheart. Total package. 

With a puppy (!!!!)

And he looks like this in a white shirt.

But if none of those guys do it for you, there’s a man for everyone on the Preds. If you like the hot-dad type, there’s Pekka Rinne. 

He looks HOT in a suit, too. 

There’s Shea Weber, the strong-silent/lumberjack type. Even though most of the time he looks like he could (and would) kill you at any moment:

He’s just a big teddy bear, as proven here with his dog, Dug (a big dog for a big man).

He might be a man of few words, but he’s still a total stud.

Colin Wilson has the best flow. 

Even though he has cut the majestic flow now, he still looks like this:

Rest in peace, Willy’s flow. 

Next, we have Craig Smith. He has a fantastic smile. Look at those pearly whites. 

Even when his hair is terrible, the smile never falters. 

He’s also just a total goob.

If you like younger men, there’s Calle Jarnkrok and Filip Forsberg. They make up 2/3 of the Predators’ Swedish Mafia. 

They’re best friends with a total bromance. 

They also look great on their own, too. I personally prefer Calle with short hair.

Filip is our precious golden child. If you touch him, the entirety of the Preds fan base will come after you.

Here’s to Prince Filip getting out of this scoring slump and doing this again:

And lastly, we have who I believe is the hottest newbie: Colton Sissons.

He’s still pretty new (and lacking in pictures) but he’s the captain of the Predators’ farm team, the Milwaukee Admirals, and he’s showing a lot of promise at the NHL level.

He’s also a precious soul who reads to little children. Nothing is hotter than a hockey player interacting with children. 

And this has been an introduction to the hottest team in the NHL: the Nashville Predators.