k but ever since tumblr went mad about iwaizumi hajime (with good reason holy shit look at that boy) i’m just imaging iwa getting famous for some reason (idk something noble like rescuing a cat in the background of a news report or something) and makki and mattsun just stoke the flames by repeatedly forcing iwa into youtube videos, and before long there’s like… a tumblr fandom for him.
iwa doesn’t care, iwa’s predmed, he doesn’t have time for this, but man OIKAWA is obsessed with this. there are women and men ready to throw themselves at iwa. he’s so jealous, he goes into a meltdown. iwa just looks at him like “what the fuck. i don’t care about that. i care about you.”
oikawa cries bc i can’t write him as anything but a hot mess