Faction Game Night


  • Optimus would for the sake of fairness, would refuse to team with anyone
  • Optimus is amazing at reading the others and predicting their moves
  • Because of this, he would do particularly well in strategy games


  • Lacks a lot of the patience required for strategy games
  • Prefers the hard and fast approach
  • Prefers to make allies when he can


  • Just playing for fun
  • Enjoys everyone’s company
  • Every once in a while the Autobots’ will pick a game that Bulkhead is surprisingly good at and he’ll just floor everyone
  • Brings Cybertonian snacks


  • Secretly competitive
  • Has a detailed strategy planned that he has to follow to the letter
  • Ends up either getting too cocky or fails because his strategy is inflexible


  • Cares way too much about winning
  • But no hard feelings guys
  • Truly thinks every game no matter what that he is going to win this time


  • He’s competitive, but he plays it cool like he doesn’t really care
  • He does what he thinks is cool
  • Is highly skilled in shooter games

Ultra Magnus

  • Is always going on  about the rules
  • Calls out even the smallest of offenses
  • Never wins at anything because everyone is secretly banded together to make him lose


  • Takes it all too seriously
  • Especially any RPGs
  • Nobody wants to play Dnd anymore
  • She practices the video games in her spare time to get an edge over everyone else



  • Takes everything personally
  • Intimidates his opponents into losing
  • He never actually means any of his threats, he just likes watching everyone shake in fear


  • Guess who has a lifetime’s worth of experience in cunning and scheming
  • His plans work out surprisingly well in games
  • Until Megatron and Soundwave eventually team up against him- then he pretty much loses instantly


  • Analyses everyone’s moves
  • Has a list of everyone’s future possible moves sorted by probability in his processor
  • Absolutely dominates in strategy games
  • Only 50% of the time he sides with Megatron (It used to be 90%, but it was really unfair for everyone else)

Knock Out

  • Too busy talking to Breakdown to pay proper attention
  • Loves racing games because he always wins
  • He and Breakdown ALWAYS team up


  • Too busy talking to Knock Out to pay proper attention
  • Prefers games that have less to do with strategy and more to do with skill
  • He stops caring about the game halfway through the night and instead chooses to make the most random moves hoping to mess with Soundwave’s calculation
  • This worked once, since then Soundwave has adapted, but Breakdown preservers to find something Soundwave hasn’t prepared for


  • He likes strategy game
  • He believes in fair play and will actually punch anyone if he catches them cheating
  • He cares less about winning and more about making good plays, he’s more ‘in the moment’.


  • Starts out calm and cool and sophisticated and slowly dissolves into acting purely based on his emotions and impulses
  • Poor loser, best to keep games away from if he loses so they don’t get burnt
  • Some nights, he pretends that he’s going to burst into rage to make everyone nervous just to get a tactical advantage
  • At least he’s self-aware
TFP characters as dril tweets
  • Optimus Prime: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and Nice manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
  • Ratchet: the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: “theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron”
  • Bumblebee: 1st grade: Mastered. 2nd Grade: MAstered. 3rd Grade: Mastered. 4th Grade: Heres when they start trying to trick you 5th Grade:This ones hard
  • Arcee: strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian
  • Bulkhead: i fear my tropical fish no longer respect me after i accidetnally stumbled backwards & smushed my ass hole right up against their $3000 tank
  • Cliffjumper: priest plugs my coffin in at the end of the funeral. “MILLERTIME” lights up in neon on the side, desecrating my corpse & sending me to hell
  • Smokescreen: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. I hoot and holler out of the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying
  • Ultra Magnus: Blocked. Blocked. Blocked. You are all blocked. None of you are free of sin
  • Jack: yes trolls. unlike you, i have a brain. its called a " JOB "
  • Raf: downloading shit loads of counterfeit papa john coupons through unsecure wifi net works
  • Miko: DAD: i just heard on t he news that teens are taking the "Kick My Ass" challenge. please dont do this ME: you have no power over me, old man
  • Jane Darby: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no
  • Fowler: i enjoy a bit of "Humour" every now and then, but people seriously need to stop tying me to a chair and injecting me with unknown substances
  • Megatron: my followeres, who all hate me, and wish to kick my ass, are nobodys, and they lack the combat training to injure me, because theyre infant
  • Stascream: I just looked up the stats and the number of meaningful relationships ive formed is less than the number of public restrooms ive Screamed in
  • Soundwave: im the guy who airbrushes the nipples out of pro wrestling ads. i make $85k a year. but i have a secret *removs shades to reveal nipple eyes
  • Knockout: I put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like “oh tortures bad” , “its ineffective” fuck off
  • Breakdown: my grave is just a huge tv displaying videos of me doing parkour in hell and it makes all the other graves look like shit
  • Arachnid: i will tell you this right now: I'm from hell. Im highly fucked up. Ive been known to say rude things and watch the carnage unfold brutally
  • Shockwave: i have absolutely zero interest in friendship, i have absolutely zero interest in jokes, i am simply here to collect data and earn respect.
  • Predaking: please bring your rats to the new castle flea market so I may bless/heal them. ill be sitting in a lawn chair wearing a stolen priest outfit
  • Dreadwing: (the trolls watch in astonishment as the milk shake they threw at me flawlessly bounces off of my head wwith minimal pain and mess involved)
  • Unicron: *all horrors begotten by the desire of man flash before eyes* woha! this is awkward *the cries of millions suffering echo* Damn That's Weird

nekoastral  asked:

Thank you for my friends request! She likes it :3 can you do another? TFP Breakdown and Knockout, Mtmte megatron, and tfp predaking's cybertronian s/o find an orphan sparkling and wants to keep it, the guys reactions, what their s/o do to make their spark melt at the sight, and their reaction when the sparkling says their first word.

Yay! I’m so glad she enjoyed it :)


  • Will definitely want to keep the sparkling with you and does everything in his power to protect the smol from the war.
  • He’s actually always wanted a sparkling.
  • He loves it when your rock the sparkling to sleep, and will hug you from behind and sway with you. 
  • Breakdown straight up cries when the sparkling says their first word. Doesn’t even try to hide it.

Knock Out

  • Doesn’t want the sparkling, but still wants to keep them safe. You’re mostly responsible for the baby.
  • Regular check-ups. All the time. Also, he hates giving little baby shots. It kills him.
  • He likes to see his you play with the sparkling, so he can pretend- if just for a moment- that there is no war.
  • When the sparkling says their first word he’s internally squealing. On the outside he just smiles warmly.


  • You really want to keep the sparkling, so he let’s you. Only for you, love.
  • He becomes attached to them, like he knew he would. Soon the baby is like his very own flesh and blood metal and energon.
  • He hides you and the sparkling from Megatron. He is extremely protective, and is already making a plan to escape the Nemesis.
  • At night he wraps both you and the sparkling up in his wings while you recharge, guarding you all night long.
  • He is the proudest papa when the baby says their first words. That’s his little warrior. They will grow up to be strong and intelligent, just like their parents.

MTMTE Megatron

  • Is overcome with emotion when he sees the sparkling. He wants so badly to keep them, but he’s scared of hurting them. For a long time he doesn’t hold them.
  • Finally, you convince him that it will be fine. He’s oh-so-gentle and loving as he cradles the child. He gazes at them for a long time, optics misty.
  • He thinks it’s the most precious thing when you play peek-a-boo with the baby. It brightens his day 100%
  • When he hears the sparkling say “Meh-meh”- trying to say “Meg-meg” which is his name when you baby talk- he freezes. Then he laughs the most joyous laugh of his life and carries the baby around the Lost Light, getting everyone to listen to his sparkling as tears streak down his face.

I found some interesting things on the internet and put it together… Not quite horror though.

• All the Autobots, Decepticons, and the humans friends end up in some place where this monster is (M.E.C.H. has a Death Labyrinth™ somewhere in Canada). Optimus and Megatron come to an agreement to work together to get out.

• Weird shit starts happening as the monster is coming after them

• Knockout and Breakdown break off from the group. Starscream tags along

• Cliff and Miko have disappeared (oh look he’s alive…Maybe)

• Wheeljack finds a good hiding place for he and Bulkhead. Wheeljack starts MacGyvering the shit out of anything he can find to make traps and bombs.

• Optimus and Bee are trying to keep everyone together. They comfort the others.

• Ultra Magnus and Dreadwing continuously bitch at each other because they have contradicting orders for everyone’s survival. It doesn’t help that Fowler yacks at them too. Megs eventually becomes done with their shit and asserts himself

• Something crashes

• “Who’s there?!” - Arcee

• “It’s the monster!” - Smokescreen

• “There. Is. No. Monster!” - Jack

• The noises stop.

• Meanwhile in another part of the maze, Breakdown is being dragged off by the monster. Starscream and Knockout try to help him, but ultimately fail. The monster drags Breakdown away to Primus knows where. A fight between Screamer and KO happens involving whether they should find Breakdown or find a way out.

• Back to everyone else!

• Panic and hysteria! People are beginning to suspect that SHOCKWAVE created the monster.

• Predaking, who decided to keep a look our for the monster, gets a little offended by this remark to his ‘creator’, but keeps it to himself.

• Suddenly the monster appears from the ceiling! *Terrified shrieking* OP+UM guides the Autobots away, Megs orders the cons to do the same. Fowler gets Jack and Raf.

• Megatron turns to face the monster with his sword out. Almost immediately he’s pinned down by it. June notices this and shouts for Optimus’ help.

• The monsters tail smacks OP HARD into the wall, knocking him out temporarily.

• “Nooo!” - June

• June picks up a crowbar and begins running towards the monster. She throws the crowbar at it, gaining it’s attention. The monster takes notice and grabs her with it’s tail. It then proceeds to headbutt Megs and drag him away while Dreading, Arcee, and Optimus shoot at it.

• “Holy fragging scrap it just took on Megatron without breaking a SWEAT!” - Wheeljack

• “Yeah, but did you notice it was licking his faceplates? I think it was trying to be friendly.” - Smokescreen

• “Smokescreen?” - “Yeah?” - “That’s bullshit.” - “Just voicing my thoughts, Agent Fowler.”

• Ratchet believes that Smokey might actually be right, as it is a common trait among Earth life to do this. (I’m thinking in terms of cats and dogs)

• Bulkhead, Wheeljack, Arcee, Predaking, Jack, Ultra Magnus, AND Soundwave don’t believe that this is the case.

• Optimus does sort of believe him tho because they’re besties

• Jack is distressed and wants to go find his mom. Dreadwing and Predaking also wish to find Megatron.

• They attempt to find the exit. They move around by using the hand on the wall technique. They walk in a single file line with Optimus in the front, and Predaking in the back. Smokescreen manages strikes up a conversation with Shockwave, who surprisingly talks with him.

• Smokescreen sets Raf on his shoulder and he listens to Smoke and Shock.

• Every once in a while Raf says something to make it more interesting.

• Arcee, Jack, and Predaking are in the back. Arcee comforts Jack. Predaking asks what Jack’s relationship is to June and learns about human families. Predaking makes a connection between June and Shockwave. He decides that he’ll take more interest in Shockwave’s health in the future

• Soundwave decides to be near Optimus and Ratchet.

• They start noticing a very foul smell. Raf throws up, but not before Smokescreen takes him off his shoulder armor. Shockwave notes it’s nastiness and asks Raf why it happens.

• Before Raf can explain, Cliffjumper appears out of the shadows and runs straight towards Optimus. Arcee immediately jumps out of line and asks him where he was and where is Miko.

• “Oh she’s with Lucy and the others! They’re fine.” - Cliffjumper

• “Who is ‘Lucy’?” - Optimus

• “Sweetest thing to ever live down here.” - Cliffjumper

• Cliff leads them into the center of the maze, telling them about how M.E.C.H.s ancestor dealt with bioweaponry and creating mutants. Lucy was one of the first things that they created, and threw away.

• Lucy was just one of many mutants that had been made. There were at 13 other mutants, all of which except one. The last one turned on them and began to eat his creators, and then his brothers.

• Lucy had been the only one who survived the massacre. She could evade the rouge mutant but she could not escape the maze.

• “Why not?” - Raf, who is a little horrified by the tale.

• Cliffjumper doesn’t answer, instead he stops walking. The others see that they’ve come to a large door. Cliff turns around and whispers to them that they must move slowly and stay quiet.

• Cliff opens the door slowly to reveal a large dome shaped hanger. In the center sits a furry beast larger than both Optimus and Megatron put together. The bots immediately recognized it as the thing that had attacked them earlier.

• The beast turned towards their entourage and stares at them intently. June and Miko both run out from under the beast to the bots. June ran to her son and Miko ran for Wheeljack and Bulkhead.

• Cliff explains that the beast in the center of the room was Lucy and she dragged them here to the safest place in the maze.

• Lucy is covered in dark brown fur that almost looked black in their current lighting. Two ebony horns emerged from her head and arched over her neck. The claws on her hands were over three feet long and we’re as black as her horns. She had a long tail that stretched over 70 feet long. Overall Lucy was shaped like a human, but she walked on all fours like a gorilla.

• When Cliff and Miko wandered off from the pack they found Lucy roaming the halls. Cliff was intrigued but a bit tense about her whereas Miko immediately thought she was awesome. Apparently she approached Lucy only somewhat cautiously. Lucy was a bit startled by Miko’s enthusiastic greeting but learned to like her pretty quickly.

• It wasn’t too long before Lucy had sensed danger. She picked up Miko and grunted at Cliff. He had no clue as to why until an armor rattling shriek came from the darker end on the hallway.

To be continued… Maybe

TFP has a lot of great eps, but i’d definitely say that Chain of Command is my #2 top favourite episode (second only to Orion Pax Part III). i mean

  • ongoing feud between screamer and shockey
  • “starscream, assume command of my beast”
  • wheeljack: “YEEEHAAA! [jumps off cliff]”
  • wheeljack jumping off the cliff, beheading a vehicon with his swords and ending with a perfect roll
  • Jackie’s sarcastic sword salute to Ultra Magnus omg
  • that whole epic scene where Jackie, Bulkhead and Magnus kick decepticon ass together
  • Ultra Magnus kickin ass with the frickin forge of solus prime like it’s not a special ancient relic or anything  #hammertime
  • miko emerges from her seahorse daddy
  • “yo, can i come with?” “why not”
  • predaking frying starscream’s helm spike
  • wheeljack legitimately considering miko as a Wrecker and being all proud dad
  • Predaking tossing Starscream around in the apex armour like a chew toy
  • Ultra Magnus’s faces. he’s just so done with everything already
  • wreckers vs predaking part 1 ayyye
  • starscream taking off the apex armour, wiggling his body & wings, “ahhh ventilation”
  • wheeljack trying to throw a grenade down predaking’s throat but hE FAILS AND THE FACES HE MAKES WHEN HE REALIZES HIS MISTKAE
  • “oh scrap”
  • Miko having to face starscreamand like not being afraid at all
  • predaking thinks apex armour is a chew toy part 2
  • miko vs starscream
  • and winner for the sickest burn goes to “even the strongest armour cannot protect the weakest of creatures” “protected you, didn’t it?”
  • miko CATCHES starscream’s rocket
  • miko with the wrestling moves omg
  • jackie legit being such a proud dad
  • thank u cameraman for closeup of starscream’s claws
  • predaking getting smarter
  • look how long tihs list is and i probably missed some

anonymous asked:

Hi. I'm the same anon who asked whether the ask box is open. First, thank yourself for answering my question. Second, could I request TFP Optimus, Megatron, Soundwave, Knockout & Predaking reaction to shy human crush confessing to them before they could?

Optimus (TFP): Ok but real talk Optimus would be so proud of you. Like, you overcame all that shyness just for him??? He’s just super flattered.

Soundwave (TFP): Honestly, he never actually confessed out loud, so you would have to be the one to confess to him.

Knockout (TFP): He takes it in stride like, “Of course you like me who doesn’t?” He’d do that dramatic hair flip if he had hair. Hell, he’d do it anyways.

Predaking (TFP): He’s kinda disappointed he wasn’t able to tell you first. He’s got this notion that to present himself as a gentleman, he needs to be the one to initiate things.