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Guide to All-Nighters (2014 edition)

  • drink. it’s not going to be good either way, so just drink
  • listen to a bad youth novel audiobook. marvel at how a certain character who is maybe your “son” sounds like zuko learned to surf
  • remember: it’s not shameful if half your year is on twitter blogging about doing the exact same thing

an easily accessible fashion style tip is to layer. for example, wear one of many possible homestuck shirts underneath a school hoodie dating back to eighth grade. for safety and comfort, fill the large middle pocket with pencil shavings, and rustle them when you are made nervous by the many complex social situations of real & adult life