I am briefly escaping into the kinder gentler world of my Yuri on Ice rewatch as I speed-knit the last bit of my hat for tomorrow’s protest, and I would like to take a moment to share with you that Yurio Plisetsky, the Ice Tiger of Russia, terrible blond trash son of my heart, is wearing his backpack clasped across his chest while trying to intimidate Yuri Katsuki.

I mean. Yurio. Precious problematic monster baby. No one has ever been intimidating while wearing their backpack this way. It just doesn’t work. Smooth your ruffled fur and go eat some piroshki, child.