precious puppy pirate

KILLIAN

KILLIAN

KILLIAN BARTHOLOMEW JONES

CAN WE TALK ABOUT YOUR LIFE CHOICES FOR A HOT SECOND

OKAY BOY IT’S SIMPLE

GOD KNOWS I LOVE YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS BEAUTIFUL PUPPY PIRATE FACE AND GOD KNOWS I ADORE YOU AND GOD KNOWS ALL THAT BECAUSE DAMN

BUT THIS IS THE STUPIDEST IDEA YOU HAVE EVER HAD IN YOUR LIFE

IN YOUR LIFE KILLIAN

THAT’S A LONG LIFE BRO

WITH A LOT OF STUPID TO CHOOSE FROM

I KNOW YOU THINK YOU GOTTA BE A WHOLE MAN FOR YOUR SWAN AND IT’S SO SWEET OF YOU BUT THERE ARE APPROXIMATELY 924253053666 WAYS THIS COULD BACKFIRE HORRIBLY AND YOU MY FRIEND ARE GOING TO EXPERIENCE ALL OF THEM

JUST STICK WITH THE HOOK

PLEASE BABY

LISTEN FROM A FRIEND