precious frog prince

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i had to do it I HAD TO DO IT HERE HAVE GIFS HAVE THEM PLEASE. JUST TAKE THEM OFF MY HANDS. 

Yeah but have you ever been so turned on that it got worse worse until it reached and then surpassed a certain threshold after which you were simply sad and uncomfortable and the uncomfortableness became so great that even that crossed another threshold and then you were just unable to feel anything at all? 

(from here thank you so much for uploading these!)

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hey

Hey you! [cracks open a beer, and pulls up a bar stool] Do you want to talk with me about how Burn Gorman’s face becomes a “XD” when he’s all giggly? And then while we’re at it, could we also talk about how he goes all “:D” too? 

And since we’re talking anyway, could we talk about how no adult should be THIS adorable, especially when he’s got such a froggy little face???! 

Unscientific aside: if you didn’t know that Burn Gorman is a mind-bogglingly adorable, adorable cutie pie…

YOU DO NOW

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I AM BOMBARDING YOU GUYS WITH THE BURN-WITH-A-BEARD SCREENCAPS. 

I would apologize except for the fact that I never, ever receive so many truly hilarious comments as when Burn with a beard is posted. I even had to make a tag for it.

Heh, anyway, anyway. This movie was mildly depressing, and apparently got a lot of crap from people who said it was inaccurate, so take it with a grain of salt, I guess. (Also, the fact that he acts alongside both Roger Allam and Phil Davis was what inspired me to fan-cast him as Karl from ATC. He even pulls a little bit of his sass-face in this movie!) 

All right! The Curse of Steptoe, Burn Gorman one sentence recap: At least none of the mildly depressing parts involved Burn’s character, because he other than being really hilarious to look at, he didn’t do much.

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you know what I realized? It’s that despite how ridiculous and silly he looks while doing this, it’s still so hot that IT MAKES ME REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS SO FREQUENTLY, BB BURN… APPARENTLY THIS IS A THING I’M INTO NOW. God, I think his attractiveness is going to kill me, dudes. I might just die, you guys. Just… do me a favor: cremate me, and throw my ashes in his face

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omendreamer and I just saw The Other Man and this gif set is an accurate representation of my reaction to Burn Gorman in it*. 

No, for real, he was super attractive in it. And I promised a couple of people that I would do a full report, but I am enlisting the help of omendreamer because it’s actually not that simple so I will hopefully have it for you all soon :/ I have to consult a few things with her first. There’s actually a LOT to talk about for such a short film. BUT ONE SALIENT POINT IS THIS: IN ONE SCENE HE IS IN NOTHING BUT A TOWEL. I mean okay I know we already saw him in nothing but handcuffs before so this should be a step down BUT I MEAN LIKE. THIS IS NOW BURN GORMAN. NOT SEVEN-YEARS-AGO BURN GORMAN. THAT MAKES THIS IMPORTANT. NO SERIOUSLY IT’S IMPORTANT. 

I promise when I do my write-up I will actually tell you guys about the film instead of merely objectifying this mind-bogglingly attractive man but actually he was really, really good in it (AS WELL AS LOOKING REALLY REALLY GOOD) so for now I’m just going to count my lucky stars that I did not keel over in the theater from sheer rage lust (since, as unfamiliargroundsquirrel pointed out, Burn Gorman has inflicted a lot of that on me). Seriously, I left that place wanting to throw a few haymakers at whoever happened to be in the crossfire.

*I am exaggerating, but only slightly.

This is really old, but still: Burn Gorman posing like he’s doing the robot dance with a cardboard trombone. (AND THAT SUIT. BY NOW YOU GUYS SHOULD KNOW ALL ABOUT HOW I FEEL ABOUT BURN GORMAN IN A SUIT.)

plus that “life experience” paragraph sounds like he’s describing Charlie Kelly’s apartment, except in London.