precious frog prince

I've seen lots of ME:A complaints

Mind you I’m only a few hours into playing because I wasn’t able to crack into it while we had my mother-in-law up visiting, and yeah the game’s obviously got some flaws, but my biggest disappointment is that it seems I still wont get an asexual romance option with a Salarian anywhere besides fanfic I’ll likely have to write my damn self.

Mellow- that adorably endearing one on the Nexus crew that sweet talks control consoles and is excited and ready to fight crewmates over Intergalactic Scout cookies? Professor Herik? Kallo Jath? I’m really not that picky so long as they’re fairly developed characters. I just want a wide-mouthed, thin-lipped, space/science nerd boyfriend is that really too much to ask?

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Burn Gorman with guns… I know not everyone loves guns, but I am just getting a kick out of seeing him posing with them, heh. Originally, I was going to do gifs for this, before i realized how ambitious that would be. 

My personal favorite is definitely the MAC-10 dual wielding. YEAH. Fluff me with a fork and season me to taste.

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you know what I realized? It’s that despite how ridiculous and silly he looks while doing this, it’s still so hot that IT MAKES ME REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS SO FREQUENTLY, BB BURN… APPARENTLY THIS IS A THING I’M INTO NOW. God, I think his attractiveness is going to kill me, dudes. I might just die, you guys. Just… do me a favor: cremate me, and throw my ashes in his face

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THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS I NEED TO SAY ABOUT THIS. SO. MANY. THINGS. BURN GORMAN IS SO MIND-BOGGLINGLY ATTRACTIVE that I think it should be impossible to pick a favorite look BUT WHEN I SAW HIM IN THAT FIRST SCREENCAP I WAS SO TOTALLY OVERCOME. Yeah. That’s it. That’s my favorite look. THE GLASSES. THOSE GLASSES. HIS FLAWLESS HAIR. EVERYTHING. AGHGHGH. 

those goddamn eyelashes in the closeups nooo. you horrible man. you horrible, horrible man. YOU HORRIBLE MAN, push me up against the wall too oh my goodness i would never ask for anything ever again if I could just be in Gillian Anderson’s place right there look at his face look at the way his face looks as he breaks my face, my face was broken during this scene 

more blah blahblah something something about being so cuttered

THOSE LAST PANELS THOUGH [Sweet Dee voice] MY GOD

i have never seen a human being look so much like a frog

i think i know that my calling him a “precious frog prince” started off as a joke but MY GOD

i’m not sure who’s joking anymore

AND THE LAST THING THAT I NEED TO ADDRESS IS THIS: not only is this scene deleted, the top gif in this post is not in the final cut, either! Anyone who knows me well enough outside of tumblr knows of my fascination with guns (no i do not own one) and anyone who knows me well enough on tumblr knows of how much I want to slap Burn Gorman in the face*. Therefore the deletion of both those scenes is what I call THE OUTEST OF RAGES

AND GUYS I know that my Burn Gorman posts have been getting increasingly TMI so if you need to delete all this when you rebolg, dude, I’m not mad about it :)

So there you have it. Johnny English Reborn, Burn Gorman one sentence recap: I have never seen a human being look so much like a frog and yet so attractive.

*I am the worst fan. 

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I AM BOMBARDING YOU GUYS WITH THE BURN-WITH-A-BEARD SCREENCAPS. 

I would apologize except for the fact that I never, ever receive so many truly hilarious comments as when Burn with a beard is posted. I even had to make a tag for it.

Heh, anyway, anyway. This movie was mildly depressing, and apparently got a lot of crap from people who said it was inaccurate, so take it with a grain of salt, I guess. (Also, the fact that he acts alongside both Roger Allam and Phil Davis was what inspired me to fan-cast him as Karl from ATC. He even pulls a little bit of his sass-face in this movie!) 

All right! The Curse of Steptoe, Burn Gorman one sentence recap: At least none of the mildly depressing parts involved Burn’s character, because he other than being really hilarious to look at, he didn’t do much.

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i had to do it I HAD TO DO IT HERE HAVE GIFS HAVE THEM PLEASE. JUST TAKE THEM OFF MY HANDS. 

Yeah but have you ever been so turned on that it got worse worse until it reached and then surpassed a certain threshold after which you were simply sad and uncomfortable and the uncomfortableness became so great that even that crossed another threshold and then you were just unable to feel anything at all? 

(from here thank you so much for uploading these!)

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hey

Hey you! [cracks open a beer, and pulls up a bar stool] Do you want to talk with me about how Burn Gorman’s face becomes a “XD” when he’s all giggly? And then while we’re at it, could we also talk about how he goes all “:D” too? 

And since we’re talking anyway, could we talk about how no adult should be THIS adorable, especially when he’s got such a froggy little face???! 

Unscientific aside: if you didn’t know that Burn Gorman is a mind-bogglingly adorable, adorable cutie pie…

YOU DO NOW

This is really old, but still: Burn Gorman posing like he’s doing the robot dance with a cardboard trombone. (AND THAT SUIT. BY NOW YOU GUYS SHOULD KNOW ALL ABOUT HOW I FEEL ABOUT BURN GORMAN IN A SUIT.)

plus that “life experience” paragraph sounds like he’s describing Charlie Kelly’s apartment, except in London.