I'm a humor blog but let's get real for a sec

Jongdae is nice.
Jongdae is attractive.
Jongdae is sweet.
Jongdae is a man.
Jongdae has had partners.
Respect the poor baby’s privacy for fucks sake. How is it that people are more mad that he has had a significant other than the fact that his privacy has been breached.
Look at me in the eyes.
Those of you that are angry about him not being single for his entire life just because “he should be dating you”,
I hope you step on a rusty tack without shoes on.
Do not reblog those pictures.
Leave him alone.
And leave the girl in the photos alone as well.
This precious child deserves to be happy
forever and ever and ever.
Rant done :)

felicitasculpa  asked:

lets go for an interesting change of pace... dress up + sinbad, (any timeline)

I am so sorry for disgracing our precious child. xD

I have this serious headcanon that when Titus’ hair is put into a ponytail it poofs out like crazy and I tried no techniques/ style thingies here which obviously didn’t work so sorry haha. 

I am really angry at myself cause the anatomy under this is pretty good but then I of course picked the outfit to cover it all up.

anonymous asked:

Will the sun really rise again? I'm crying right now while reading the latest chapter of Gintama and Utsuro keeyps saying "Your sword will not reach me" to Gin -sobs- please do something to protect this precious child, he's had enough T^T

HANG IN THERE!! Now that the Shinsengumi are back things are bound to get better =u=

lilsmolcalum  asked:

Hiya how are ya doing and what are your 3 favorite music artists/bands and your 3 favorite shows or movies?

oh gosh okay so my favorite tv shows are game of thrones, criminal minds (spencer reid is my precious child byeee), and supernatural (just everyone on there is my precious child) my favorite movies are captain america: the first avenger, captain america: the winter soldier, and thor: the dark world (no i’m not including CA:CW bc it can suck my nonexistent dick)




* Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

* How quickly did/will they fall in love? - he knew you were the one from the very first date, but he tells you he loves you a couple months after that

* How was their first kiss? - really really sweet and soft


* Who proposed? - he did 

* Who is the best man/men? - ashton

* Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - mali koa

* Who did the most planning? - you and mali

* Who stressed the most? - you did

* How fancy was the ceremony? - 
Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big


* Who is on top? - he is 

* Who is the one to instigate things? - you both do, but he does it more often

* How healthy is their sex life? - 
Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

* How kinky are they? - 
Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

* How long do they normally last? - 2 rounds at least

* Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yes

* How rough are they in bed? - 
Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

* How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.


* How many children will they have naturally? - 2

* How many children will they adopt? - 1

* Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - he does

* Who is the stricter parent? - you are

* Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - you do

* Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - you do

* Who is the more loved parent? - he is

* Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?- he is

* Who cried the most at graduation? - you did

* Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - he is