precious baby look how cute you are

My cousin is a professional hippo keeper and has advanced far enough in the field of professional hippo keeping that she’s head of..idk, hippos? all giant herbivores? at Disney and has been consulting with the Cincinnati zoo about Fiona.

And being her facebook friend has really introduced me to the subculture of hippo keepers, who apparently all know each other and also can recognize most zoo hippos on sight. 

And man, if you thought cat ladies were bad about the “my precious panther children just bit the shit out of my arm and then vomited on my rug”  shit then I need to tell you that it is NOTHING compared to how hippo people talk about hippos with each other.  For example, my cousin will post a cute video of Fiona and her mother and all her hippo friends will comment things like, “Aww, look at Bibi.  She’s beautiful. Remember that time she bit down while I was brushing her teeth and she broke every bone in my hand?” and all the other people are like,  “Aw, precious Nile princess! I remember riding with you in the ambulance!”

Or she’ll post a picture of baby Fiona gnawing gently on her caregiver’s leg and someone will respond with a picture of a massive bruise she got when a teenage hippo did that and everyone will be like, “hahaha, these nightmare murder beasts sure are wonderful.”

Quagsire Sprites Review

Gold- A wonderful retro Quag, he’s still getting used to his new arms from evolving. Tail seems a bit thin but he’ll grow into it. A lovely shiny boy. 5/5

Silver- A lovable chubby QuagHe’s bending down to talk to smaller pokemon but he may be a bit overexcited and yelling. Still working on his manners. A very friendly boy. Adorable stripes and back ridges. 5/5

Crystal- Such a happy Quag! Now with movement! Look at him, he’s so excited to use his new arms! He’s practicing because he dreams of one day playing piano. He’s singing for you too! A wonderful quag with a bright future ahead of him. 5/5

Gen 3/FR/LG- A friendly dancing Quag! Such a cute and fun pose! Such good balance! But he’s also the most mysterious Quag. If you blink you’ll miss him change his pose and cry out. How does a Quag move so fast? A perplexing quag 5/5

Diamond/Pearl- This a very friendly Quag, he’s a bit more shy than the others but he’ll still wave to you. He’s got one enlarged nostril, but he’s still beautiful. Lovely big back ridges. lovely shade of blue. Be gentle with this Quag and give him all the hugs. 5/5

Platinum- A Quag with a lovely darker pallete! He’s a bit of a nightowl and goes for a lot of night swims. He’d love to hold your hand. Has a bit of a wonky foot and probably trips a lot, but he’ll still do his best for you. 5/5

HG/SS- The most loving Quag!! He wants a hug!! HUG THE QUAG!!! HUG HIM!!! So wonderfully chubby and such a sweet smile! Perfectly friend-shaped! I love him so much. The ideal Quag A+++ 1000000/5

B/W-  Just like the last but even MORE EXCITED! YOU JUST HAVE TO HUG HIM! He’s even dancing and reaching for you! A precious angel baby who deserves all the love in the world! HUG THE QUAG!! 10000000/5 spare my heart. 

XY/SM- The newest member of the Quag family. Beautifully rendered, the most lovely chubbiest belly, the friendliest face, even a precious neck roll. Probably 90% squish. He’s a little self-conscious but still a lil bouncy. Give him all the pats and beans in refresh. 5/5

BONUS QUAGS: 

Pokemon Conquest- The sleepiest, laziest Quag. I love how big and detailed this quag is. Look at those cute toes and fingers. Look at that chub. Look at that shading. Please though, let this poor boy rest. 5/5

Pokemon Trozei- The tiniest quag, just a happy ball. They still captured all his best features. This quag may lack limbs but he’ll still dance and smile for you, a good egg. 5/5

PMD Sky/Time/Darkness- A nicely shaded and pleasant Quag. Lovely bg gradient and colors. Looks like he’s spacing out though. Exploration team life can be hard on a simple quag. Buy this boy a drink at Spinda’s cafe pronto. 5/5

PMD Gates to Infinity: AN ANGEL SENT BY ARCEUS HIMSELF 999999999/5


In short, all Quags are good and deserving of love. <3 

IT’S JUST CHANYEOL

♤ yoda
♤ big eared elf that everyone loves
♤ yeolllieeeee
♤ gets lost because he depends on gps
♤ causes baekhyun to get lost too
♤ fucking clumsy af
♤ hair color changes almost at the same speed as sehun’s
♤ tallest in exo’s ot9
♤ tallest in exo-k
♤ fucking tall

Originally posted by messijoahae

occasionally most frequently harassing kyungsoo
♤ likes to get bullied by kyungsoo
♤ likes to harass kyungsoo
♤ ends up getting harassed by baek and ksoo
♤ always worth it
♤ also tries to harass ksoo but it comes back at him
♤ remember that time he touched ksoo’s water and got water spat onto his face
♤ and it’s so cute because he’s so tall aaaa
♤ also he’s just cute in general
♤ but his aegyo makes us want to cry because we can see that effort 

Originally posted by mindfuck-of-asian

♤ forgets what he’s going to say 
♤ sometimes it’s just an empty “ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
♤ cute nonetheless
♤ he could literally breathe and he’d be cute
♤ also fashion icon much
♤ also he looks out of place in edgy mvs like monster n lotto bc i spot a baby
♤ literally a beagle
♤ should battle baekhyun and jongdae for the title of “cutest beagle”
♤ that babyface makes me just wanna like do you know what i mean
♤ honestly he’d be cuter than his own baby

Originally posted by r-velvets

♤ chanyeol + glasses = my ovaries
♤ chanyeol + black hair = my ovaries
♤ chanyeol + cute hats = my ovaries
♤ chanyeol + stuffed toys = my ovaries
♤ chanyeol + exo = my ovaries
♤ chanyeol + breathing = my ovaries
♤ honestly he could do anything and i’d think i’m pregnant
♤ fUCKING BIASWRECKER AM I RIGHT OR WHAT
♤ how could you ignore this child though like

Originally posted by a-bacon-and-a-happy-virus

♤ look at his legs
♤ if you look at them for a while you’ll just 
♤ also i feel like he just wants exo to baby him
♤ but he’s so precious so why not
♤ also don’t say bad things abt him because he’s a precious baby okay
♤ chanyeol stans be like “come at me i’m ready because fuck you love you <3″
♤ honestly he could be sexy and would ruin the vibe by being chanyeol
♤ example one: the eve dance practice
♤ example two: every time he laughed and/or smiled in the eve dance practice
♤ example three: all of the above

Originally posted by krisis-wylie

♤ honestly if chanyeol is happy the fandom is happy
♤ it’s hard for him to be happy all the time so no pressure babe
♤ but seeing him happy just makes the world a bit brighter okay
♤ also him standing behind ksoo and baek and minseok is just the cutest
♤ he looks like a tree lmao
♤ a sexy tree
♤ a sexy tree i can’t take seriously until i have to
♤ just look at all the chanyeol moments compilations on the internet
♤ his laugh just 
♤ can i set it as my alarm because if it was i’d never miss school

Originally posted by parkchanyeolieoppa

♤ everything he does is just cute
♤ you could spam my dash with cute chanyeol pics and i’d be happy
♤ literal puppy right there
♤ cuter than any puppy i’d get
♤ says he’s bad at aegyo but is secretly the best
♤ same with dancing
♤ chanyeol + jongdae + junmyeon = dance line
♤ also when he jumps it’s so cool bc he’s so tall like woah
♤ also “nice skirt” and “chogiwa” and you know what makes me cry
♤ he’s so cute and precious and amazing and talented i swear

Originally posted by mauloveskpop

♤ his deep voice is so sexy and omg
♤ but then his amazing babyface omg
♤ t o r n
♤ also when he worships the rest of exo i just
♤ and when he was being interviewed by iheartradio 
♤ i think i died a little inside
♤ watching him be a little kid like 
♤ also watching him trying to be serious but failing
♤ and him trying to find his way around nyc
♤ and spilling so much cheese on his pizza lmAO

Originally posted by veriloquentmind

♤ also all the chansoo chanbaek and other chanyeol pairings are just
♤ and chanyeol swearing is just
♤ like his reaction after is just the most wholesome and pure thing i’ve ever seen
♤ also him being shocked is like woAH
♤ his face was just saying “i found the answer to life”
♤ highkey looked like a philosopher of some sort
♤ “i found the path to sehun’s dick”
♤ not saying it’d happen but he’d get lost and end up in junmyeon’s dick
♤ also him ordering for him and baek is just
♤ can you order for me too

Originally posted by sehyeols

♤ chanyeol in bed with sehun is literally just i love him so much
♤ and them learning english and reciting letters omg
♤ and him playing with his toys omg
♤ and him breathing omg
♤ just know you’re breathing the same air as exo apparently
♤ shocking right
♤ maybe you’ll be as tall as chanyeol
♤ also his hands compared to exo’s baby hands omg
♤ all chanyeol derps like why is he like this
♤ just love chanyeol like he’s an angel

NCT irl at Kcon2017

Oooohhhh fuck can I just start off with they’re all really fucking attractive and pictures don’t do them justice? Like seriously pictures cannot contain how perfect they are.

Taeil: He’s super cute like really cute. His body is even cute. He’s like right in the middle not super tall but not short. When u look at his face u just wanna smile. Really smooth skin like u wanna rub it, it’s like after u shave ur legs. Has big puppy dog eyes like u finna get lost in them shits sis. His hair is very nice and looks healthy, his hair kinda looks weird sometimes in photos but it really suits him irl!!! Some girl got chosen for Doyoung and Taeil to sing a song to her and Taeil sang a Bruno mars song I’m sorry I really can’t remember what it’s called but you guys know that one Bruno mars love song. His English was PRECIOUS he has a very sweet sing song voice. Everyone melted when he sang the Bruno Mars song like GODDDD boy really can sing well!! He’s a super cute puppy flower boy, he gives off pretty boy vibes 🌸. He was smiling a smol cute little smile the whole time he was very precious and I just wanted to love him.

Taeyong: MY FUCKING BIAS. WOOOW HES SOOO ATTRACTIVE WAS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE??? I WAS IN THE RED CARPET TAKING PICS THEN HE CAME OUT AND I JUST I PUT MY PHONE DOWN AND STARED AT HIM I HAD TO EXPERIENCE HIS BEAUTY RIGHT THERE MY MOUTH GOT FUCKING DRY AT HIS BEAUTY. Super nice skin super cute lil sweet heart trying to please everyone fan interaction every time u turn around. When he dances he GETS INTO IT his hair flops all around it’s really adorable! He hits all his moves super sharp and it’s very pleasing to see. He had a solo before all the other boys came out and he KILT THAT SHIT everyone was in shock because it was so good. He was very nervous and I was like abt to cry bc that’s my baby and no. He was talking in English and messed up and he DID THE CUTEST SHIT EVER he just looked at the ground and started smiling and all the boys just patted his back everyone said “awww” tho so I hope that made him feel better. Really a perfectionist, tried his hardest to speak really good English, ohh boy his English voice is cuteeeeee. He kept taking his jacket off because he was gettin hot. Has nice arms, the boys weren’t lying ab those veins girl u can see them from miles away, he has nice hands too. He’s kinda like Taeil he’s not very tall he’s more on the shorter side but very nice thin pretty dancer body. He was so pretty?They had a little fan interaction wheel of fortune thingy and he kept doing all the little popular American dances he was gettin it in. On stage he’s got a very sexy idgaf vibe, but in reality he’s cute and quiet. A fan had the same hair color as him and when he walked by her he pointed to his hair and then hers and gave a thumbs up. In all he really works hard and you can tell he really cares for everyone especially his members, he’s very nervous but once he gets past that he’s super cute and wants to make sure fans have a good time. ALSO HES FUCKING GORGEOUS I CANT EXPLAIN.

Johnny: BIG HES BIG TALL LEAN BUT MUSCULAR BUILD HE’S THE EPITOME OF A MAN. Very tall, I was at his elbow. He was right next to me and I almost fainted he was so hot. He has these little patches that look like irritated or inflamed skin on his left cheek near his neck and under his jaw his makeup artists covered it really well tho so I really couldn’t tell. He has flawless pore less skin it looked really soft and dewy. His hair was actual sex, the pictures don’t do him justice he fucking ROCKS this hair and it makes him give off sexy vibes. When I told him I loved him he gave me the sweetest smile ever and ugh I melted. Very polite baby!! Asked how everyone in my isle was doing and waved to everyone! I can’t get over how nice his body was I just wanted him to wrap me up in his arms so badly they looked so strong, his body is actually pretty wide but he’s lean and muscular, like he could engulf you. Bless those stylists tho bc his clothes fit him really well and he looked very cute. He’s a precious pure baby in a big sexy man body, he was smiling the whole concert everyone was PIPING HIS HEAD YO. He was talking and it got quiet and he was asking the members to show something and asking the girl who got picked for the song to pick a singing member and a girl in my isle screamed “I pick you Johnny” and he couldn’t contain his smile and laughter like he was cracking tf up. Every time it got quiet I would scream Johnny along with 2-3 other people in my isle and he would smile SO BIG. He was really happy, lots of Johnny stans there. His legs are big and long, when he dances you can see how big they are, he was smirking the whole cherry bomb choreo bc everyone kept screaming his name. In all he was extremely extremely handsome I wasn’t ready I had no idea how handsome he was! He’s so underrated please love him he deserves it. He’s a cute shy baby with a sexy face and body like he would treat u so well I can just tell. I really wanna meet him again!

Win win: PRINCE OF FUCKING CHINA. Huge eyes like they’re half his face. Symmetrical face with very nice features. Sort of round face. Good hair, pretty doll lips. He’s sort of on the shorter side and he’s thin but not as thin as Taeyong. He was gettin hyped, there were a lot of win win stans with little signs and stuff. He didn’t speak any English but listened very intently when Mark and Johnny and the others spoke English, you can tell he really wants to learn. I feel like he’s a fast learner. Very articulate and energetic dancer, looks like he’s having the time of his life on stage. Laughs at anything the members say, he really loves them. I was wearing an nct banner on my shoulders and he pointed at it and gave a heart and I thought I died for a sec. He tries to make sure every fan can see him like when they were waving goodbye he took the longest and kept stopping to wave 😂. He’s a cute baby and sometimes it seems like he isn’t thinking about anything? He loves being on stage and dances amazing I was so impressed by him, the other members all dance very well too. He seems very innocent and sweet, he works very hard and does a very energetic stage. Really tho he’s so handsome like prince of China frfr.

Jaehyun: TALL BABY! HANDSOME BABY! PRETTY BABY! MUSCULAR BABY! He really is tall, almost as tall as Johnny. Definitely most muscular in NCT he has BIG arms, you can see through his clothes how defined he is. His voice is deep, like deeper than on the actual tracks. AMAZING LIVE Singer. He sang live the whole time and everyone was amazed. He’s actually very good at dancing!!! A real man!! The type of guy u wanna wife up. Shy but confident, very smiley and cute with his members. His hair is really nice I wanted to run my hands through it so bad. When he was in the isle with me he kept looking around and licking his lips 😫😫. He’s really built so well and his voice sounds like honey. Actual prince. You think he looks good in pictures? Well if you see him in real life your gonna be blown back by his handsomeness.
Actor like chiseled features, looks like his jawline will cut you. Big eyes, small face. He was very pale, but not extremely pale he was just very symmetrical and perfect looking, he looked like if you could create the perfect man. Overall he seemed like a cute reserved sweet heart, once again shockingly handsome and sexy but also very cute!

Doyoung: BEAGLE! THIS BOY IS TALL AND CUTE! THIS BOY IS BOYFRIEND MATERIAL! He has very circular big eyes, he’s pretty thin. Legs r long as fuck they look like they’re his whole body. Sweet high voice when he sings, he sings very well live. When he was singing to the girl i was shocked how nice his voice really was. Cute hair, it’s also kinda thin. He gives off cutesy boyfriend vibes. Aesthetic boyfriend. Model boyfriend. Very well spoken and articulate. Very chic! Once again he seems like a model or something. All his clothes looked like he was modeling them. Cute stage presence equally cute up close. He wasn’t shy at all he just walked down the isle I was like damn ok. He has this sort of happy but chic aura. This boy knows what he’s doing he’s very good. Overall I just wanna walk through ny with him and take aesthetic pictures, such a boyfriend oml.

Yuta: HANSOME! SMART! LIKE REALLY DAMN HANDSOME! He’s a bias wrecker, he damn near stole my heart. Sexy boy fr tho idk if he knows how sexy he is tho. Good dancer too. DEEP DEEP VOICE FUCKKKK. His Korean is really good too. He’s in the middle for height also. When he dances he thrusts his hips a lot. You know that part in the beginning of cherry bomb the “I’m the biggest hit” part? Boy was thrusting his hips super hard. Nice body, also kinda thin but somewhat muscular. Really attractive and handsome, it’s like he commands your attention and leaves you wanting more. More of a smirk than a smile on stage. Cocky and sexy on and off stage, off stage he’s a tiny bit more cute tho. Sexy without trying sort of dancing. Sweater paws the whole night! He wasn’t sweating super bad despite his million layers of clothes. Seems like the school bad boy. Major bad boy vibes. Watch out tho bc then he’ll do some cute shit and steal ur heart. Overall very sexy with a good stage presence, I feel like he’s very cocky but in a good way like it’s hot, MAJOR BIAS WRECKER.


Mark: SUPER CUTE SUNSHINE BABY TRYING HIS BEST HE WANTS TO PLEASE YOU HES A GIFT FROM GOD! When I tell you the cutest most sweetest lil baby ever I mean it. Little baby facial features with big round eyes. His voice is surprisingly deep in real life? Tries to give bad boy sexy vibes on stage but just ends up being a cutie. PROTECT HIM. He can dance very well I would say one of the best dancers. FULL OF ENERGY THE WHOLE NIGHT. His hair was all floppy and bouncing around it was so precious. He was getting down to the wheel of fortune song like he was actually dancing really well to the random tune. He’s just so super cute and smiley UGJ. He will brighten your day. He was nervous and kept stuttering in English and smiling at the floor it was cute. His English voice is so nice to hear it’s like the perfect tone it just sort of flows into you ears. Bouncing around the stage the whole night. TRYING HIS ABSOLUTE HARDEST AND BEST. Really hard worker. Sweating a bit but it was cute. Everything he does is cute. Overall I jut wanna protect him and watch him grow and get more popular, he’s really so lovable.

Haechan: AWWWWWWW CUTE LIL BABY BOY! SOOO EXCITED AB EVERYTHING! When he dances he also bounces around. SMOL! Heart piercing smile! SMIRKING THROUGH EVERY PERFORMANCE. It’s funny because he thinks he’s older than he is and it’s really cute. CUTE PRECIOUS BABY FAT I HOPE IT NEVR GOES AWAY. Sweet baby face and very interesting and melodic voice. I’m smiling while I write this y'all he was so cute in his little shorts. He was so fucking happy and excited just really super precious. He can dance really well too he killed his solo thingy. Really sweet baby you would never know how much of a trouble maker he was. He’s really the cutest lil thing and so excited he couldn’t contain it! God I just wanna protect him.

You ever notice how PLAYING overwatch ruins overwatch characters for you?

Mei
Before: Awe, she’s chubby and cute
After: FUCKING FROZEN HELL SPAWN!

Junkrat
Before: He’s so dopey looking and cute! what a precious dirt boy!
After: STOP BLOWING ME UP!

Phara
Before: So strong and dignified!
After: STOP BLOWING ME UP FROM THE SKY!

Tracer
Before: Oh she’s so cool! she’s like the flash!
After: OH MY GOD STOP MOVING SO ERRATICALLY AND JUST LET ME SHOOT YOU!  

Bastion
Before: The best baby boy! he’s just an innocent bot!
After: YOU MECHANIZED DEMON!

Symmetra
Before: Cunning, looks unassuming but has an edge.
After:

IT’S JUST KYUNGSOO

♤ actual soft ball of fluff
♤ fluffier than a pomeranian okay
♤ smiley kyungsoo makes everyone happier
♤ like he’s a little kid omg
♤ don’t tell me you don’t love smiley kyungsoo
♤ only satan hates smiley kyungsoo and you ain’t satan
♤ if you are satan hi how are you jUST KIDDING you better love him
♤ he looks so cuddly for once like
♤ i just wanna hug the life out of him he’s that cute
♤ fight me if you think he ain’t a cutie

Originally posted by dohkyungcutie

♤ don’t piss him off
♤ literally split personalities right there
♤ one minute he’ll be all happy but then
♤ when chanyeol happens
♤ room. evacuation. ROOM. EVACUATION.
♤ SOS BECAUSE THE DEVIL HAS ARRIVED
♤ the world didn’t end on saturday 23 it’ll end when ksoo wants it to
♤ fucking angel devil hybrid in a tiny human body
♤ tbh he’s still cute af when he’s pissed
♤ constantly in bitch fight me mode

Originally posted by callmeyourhope

♤ his gummy smile
♤ i swear it’s too omg
♤ i die inside whenever he does that
♤ like don’t tell me you don’t or else i’m just weird which i’m not
♤ it probably cures depression that smile
♤ MAKE !! KYUNGSOO !! SMILE !! MORE !!
♤ honestly though it’s precious
♤ i would fucking kill for that smile it’s so cute
♤ you know when babies giggle and everyone is like aw so cute
♤ well i do that when ksoo smiles okay

Originally posted by yonkaisoo

♤ his eyes are the like omg
♤ will be the death of me
♤ how they gradually widen without him knowing
♤ like could you not i’m trying to live here
♤ oh fuck it i’ll lose anyways
♤ always looks shook
♤ or he looks like he remembered that he forgot to turn off the bathroom lights
♤ either way shook
♤ actually that’s really cute compared to shook beagle line lol
♤ god i love those eyes awWWW

Originally posted by messijoahae

♤ his vocals are actually god’s blessing to us
♤ like they could be drugs i wouldn’t know ????????
♤ also he’s literally the rap line
♤ LET KYUNGSOO RAP
♤ it’s a beautiful sight
♤ stfu exo you ain’t got shit on ksoo’s rapping okay
♤ but in all seriousness his vocals are a blessing
♤ like i shit you not if he released a solo album i’d die a little 
♤ also when he sang in miracles in december my mum started crying okay
♤ W O RSH IP H I S VOC A LS PLEASE

Originally posted by bangtan-monsta

♤ probably wants to kill chanyeol lets be honest
♤ but then gets giggly and pissed at the same time
♤ make up your mind dude
♤ also he’s like dON’T FUCK WITH ME BITCH
♤ sexual tension
♤ honestly if there was a film abt him and yeol killing eachother i’d be dead
♤ wouldn’t we all
♤ probably wants to poison chanyeol’s drink but junmyeon be like kids chill
♤ sLAPSGIVING CHANYEOL DID YOU HEAR THAT ;)
♤ honestly i think he just enjoys witnessing other people’s misery 

Originally posted by veriloquentmind

♤ i feel like one day he won’t have enough hair to cut
♤ like he cuts his hair so much are you okay bro
♤ literally looked like an egg for a few months
♤ still a hot egg
♤ would cook that egg
♤ also glitches out a lot
♤ making those hot ksoo edits for the dash indeed
♤ but actually he’s high quality meme material
♤ esp the times he wants to murder exo 
♤ tbh he’d look good in any given scenario lol esp smut

Originally posted by leslipigeonoficial

♤ kinda looks like a member of satan’s cult
♤ probably will sacrifice exo’s poor bodies to satan (excluding yixing n jongin)
♤ chanyeol goodbye
♤ always looks angry or sexually frustrated
♤ 37% of the time looks cute
♤ cherish cute kyungsoo
♤ also when he was like the same height as sehun that was funny
♤ nice joke thanks
♤ really not that short
♤ who am i kidding lmao he’s short af compared to chanyeol it’s so cute

Originally posted by love-meknot

♤ cutie
♤ but his aegyo is kinda
♤ looks like satan wanting to pet a kitten
♤ cute and unsettling
♤ isn’t he just wonderful
♤ especially in smut
♤ what oh yeah he’s sexy man
♤ sexy when eating food yum
♤ kinda looks either clueless or regretful when he’s with exo tbh
♤ “being famous means putting up with basic bitches like baekhyun”

Originally posted by theonly-vagina-kyungsoo-will-fuk

♤ his existence is a blessing 
♤ but a punishment to chanyeol lol
♤ cute tiny angel demon
♤ how does he even manage
♤ oh yeah he likes harassing exo without them knowing
♤ what a sweetheart
♤ aww his cute lips great for licking things
♤ like ice cream cones of course
♤ i wonder how fast he could eat ice cream
♤ what a nice thought eh ?????

BTS Reaction: you’re really cuddly

This wasn’t requested I just want to write it aha

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Seokjin: He’d find it the cutest thing ever, and become all smiley whenever you wanted to cuddle with him and would probably tell you how cute you are until you had to tell him to stop. He loves when you’re all soft and cuddly because it means he can hold you and feel like he’s protecting you.

“You’re really too adorable, you know that?” *smiley Jin*

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Yoongi: He’d like it but wouldn’t show it as much as Jin or Hoseok. As you latch yourself onto him and bury your head in his chest he’d give you the fondest look, a small smile creeping onto his face, but as you look at him he tries his best to hide it. However every now and then he’d just have to tell you how cute you are.

“How can someone be so cute? Aish, look what you’re doing to me, making me a softie.”

Originally posted by chunghakim-archive

Hoseok: Get ready for your sunshine boyfriend to scream at everyone within 40 feet of him about how adorable you are. He’d love that you want to show him affection as it makes him feel loved and wanted. Paranoid baby thinks you’re gonna leave him for someone better :( you being really cuddly just boosts his self esteem and he’d cuddle you just as much while basically yelling at you about how precious you are.

“AAAAH MY JAGI IS THE CUTEST!!! I JUST WANNA WRAP YOU UP AND PROTECT YOU FROM ALL THE EVIL IN THIS WORLD!!!” *heart eyes emoji*

Originally posted by yoongles

^ him @ you

Namjoon: Shy Namjoon activated. He may have a badass look but on the inside he’s a cute cuddly bear in the body of a giant, intellectual fire spitter (that isn’t even a word but I just made it one ok) When you wrap your arms around him out of nowhere he’s taken by surprise, which follows with a lot of giggles and him covering his face out of shyness. He loves the affection though, and will eventually return it after he gets over him fanboying over you.

“Why do you do this to me? I’m pretty sure being this cute isn’t allowed.”

Originally posted by mvssmedia

Jimin: Is also very shy, but he’s a literal koala and loves cuddling people and honestly seems clingy with people he’s close with, so when you start cuddling him he’ll probably wrap his legs around you and snuggle into you. He loves showing how much he loves you. Probably ends up ranting to you about how in love he is with you.

*holds you so close* “I don’t think I’ll ever be able to explain how important you are to me.” *is very gentle with you and probably plays with your hair and softly kisses your forehead* I’M SO SOFT

Originally posted by leejhs

*you’re yoongi*

Taehyung: Not shy at all. Will also attach himself to you like Jimin and would love that you’re basically always up to cuddle. He’ll probably get bored after a while and try tickling you which ruins the calm atmosphere but creates a whole new different, playful one. Eventually you’ll both get tired and fall asleep, limbs tangled together and aching cheeks from laughter.

“I love spending time with you like this, jagiya.

Originally posted by kimthwriter

Jungkook: He’d either act like he’s not affected but really is, so much. He’d probably flex his muscles or something like that and be all like “yeah you want these manly arms around you? Heh” OR he’d become all blushy and soft and gush over how cute you are, pinching your cheeks and holding you close.

“I never said you can be this precious” *you stop cuddling him* “I never sAID YOU COULD STOP EITHER”

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

Can you say no to this face? ( ´•̥̥̥ω•̥̥̥` )

I.M.; 

-he’d watch your eyes slowly close while you rested against him- 

“My sweet little girl..” *runs his fingertips up and down your back as he cherishes the sweet sight* “I hope you have the sweetest of dreams, my love.”

Originally posted by garisanee

Shownu; 

-though he’d try not to act like it, he’d get extremely flustered by your sheer cuteness- 

“Yah, jagi.. are you sleeping?” *you’d softly groan in response while clinging to him* “Okay, okay- just sleep babygirl..” *resting his head against yours, shutting his eyes as he caresses your thighs* 

Originally posted by garisanee

Hyungwon; 

-he wouldn’t notice you drift off at first but would realise it as soon as he felt you bury your face into the crook of his neck- 

*softly hums to you as his arms tighten around your waist* “You must’ve been so tired, jagi…” *smiles as you faintly nod against him* “Sh, sh, let’s just sleep my love..” 

Originally posted by wonhontology

Minhyuk; 

-his heart would just sore at the sight of you falling asleep on him- 

*kissing the top of your head, he’d hold you as close to him as possible* “Ahh how can you be so cute, Jagi…” “So, so precious.~” 

Originally posted by jungkookandyugyeomwhores

Kihyun; 

-he’d immediately become super smiley and blushy the moment he felt you gently grasp his shirt; burying your face into his chest-

“Ahhh, you’re not uncomfortable babygirl?” *he’d softly giggle when he’d get no response from you* “Okay, I’ll take that as a no..” *looking down at you, he couldn’t help but feel his heart well up* “God you’re so beautiful.. my beautiful baby.” 

Originally posted by wonhontology

Jooheon; 

-seeing you be so comfortable with him and just watching you fall asleep would bring out the teddy bear in him- 

“Jagi, god you can’t keep being this cute-” *he’d quietly tease, peppering kisses all over your forehead, while lightly massaging your back* “-my precious little babygirl…” 

Originally posted by hx-nd

Wonho; 

-as soon as he noticed your eyes closing, he’d just carefully watch you drift off; religiously scanning your face, taking his time to appreciate every one of your features- 

*holding protectively- he’d gently rock you side to side while kissing your forehead, the tip of your nose, cheeks, and lips* “My little girl, my sweet angel..” “I love you so much- so, so much.” 

Originally posted by monsta-x-cuties

Bts Reacts: Short s/o

~” hello! is it ok to ask for bts reaction to having a short s/o? thank u!!”

I went a little off track with Yoongi’s and I’m sorry but these just make me emotional.

Namjoon:

You? Are? The? CUTEST! Thing to him. Like, ever, he can’t get over how adorable you are and would love to come up behind you and wrap his arms around you and lay his head on top of yours.  He’d love it if you ever his sit on his lap when he’s in the studio working on something or if you guys are watching a movie on the couch he’d love to hold you while you guys watched.  His heart would tug a little bit every time he had to leave since he couldn’t hold you in his arms anymore.  He just wants to keep you safe in his arms.

Originally posted by ksjknj

Seokjin:

We all know how tall Jin is, plus, his shoulders.  You’d look so tiny next to him and he would think it was the cutest thing ever.  Be ready to have lots of photos of the two of you together because he literally cannot get enough of you.  The two of you would spend a lot of time just enjoying each others company in his arms because he loves how you feel against him.  The type to tease you a little bit but would never take it too far or do it very often. (Can u imagine him singing to you while you guys were cuddling i’m soft) Would often leave things on lower shelves so you could still reach them bc he feels bad but would always be glad to help you reach something!

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Yoongi:

He teases Jimin for being like, a centimeter shorter than him, I have no doubts in my mind he would tease you for being short too.  

“Where’s y/n?  Guys I can’t find them!”

He’d love love love how small you looked when he came back home from the studio late and seeing you wrapped up in a blanket on your shared bed.  He wouldn’t be as handsy as Seokjin or Namjoon, but he’d definitely love it when you cuddled up to him.  It made him feel like he could always protect you and he would sometimes get teary eyed watching you because he’s just really in love and he’s so happy he has you in his life. 

Originally posted by cyyphr

Hoseok:

A tease, but not in a way like Jungkook or Yoongi, more like he would put things on high shelves just so you couldn’t reach it.  He’d never let you climb to get it yourself if he was around either.  Once he would grab it he’d just hold it out of your reach and turn his cheek to you and wouldn’t give you whatever you needed until you gave him his kiss.  Holds your hand constantly when you guys go out because he never wants to lose sight of you.  Cuddling is even cuter because he wraps his arms around you so tight and will wrap his legs around you so you can’t leave.  Sometimes you can see him sneaking looks at you and he just looks so fond of you and he’s just thinking about how cute and precious you are to him.

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

Jimin:

Poor baby get’s teased all the time for how small he is, so you’d think he would finally do it to someone else but he doesn’t usually comment on your height.  He’s just happy you don’t tease him for his height too.  The type to enjoy being the big spoon and feeling how perfectly you fit next to him and will often just wrap his hands around yours because they’re small and he thinks they’re adorable, often plays with them especially when he get’s stressed out.  If anyone tries to tease you for your height he’ll direct it to him so he doesn’t have to see you get potentially upset or have the teasing be taken too far.

Originally posted by beui

Taehyung:

Will happily help grab something off of a high shelf.  I also feel like he’d tease you but less in a way like Jungkook and more he’d always just call you a baby and do things like talk to you in a baby voice to get a reaction out of you.  In reality, he really does see you as small and fragile, even if you’re the exact opposite, you’re tiny and he wants to keep everything bad and potentially harmful away from you.  He’d have his arm around you all the time while out and would love to stand behind you with his arms around you and rest his cheek on the top of your head while standing in the lines.

Originally posted by bwipsul

Jungkook:

This little shit. Be ready to be teased, he won’t ever let up unless he sees hes going too far, but otherwise expect it all the time.  You guys are arguing about what to have for dinner? 

“I’m taller so I get to choose.”

He’d always bring it up even if your height had nothing to do with what you guys were talking about. Can’t reach something? Good luck.

“What’s wrong y/n? Can’t reach it? Does my baby need help?”

He’d always make up for all the teasing though, he’s such a cutie he would cuddle you so much and would hold you so tight, almost as if you would slip away if he didn’t.  He’d always call you some nickname related to you being short and sometimes he’d even blush while doing it. Despite all the teasing, he wouldn’t let anyone else tease you, that was for him to do and he doesn’t want them to step over any lines. (Also the type to 100% pick you up and carry you all the time, especially if he wanted to cuddle but you refused.)

Originally posted by jeonbase

i love baby diana she’s so cute going and seeing a sword and talking about how beautiful it is so precious 

like look at this face when hippolyta tells her she won’t be the one to use the sword 

this baby gonna steal a sword and fuck shit up and she aint gonna let anybody stop her 

9

“I am not getting enough Oscar. You can never get enough Oscar. He is just an extraordinary performer and a lovely human being.” That’s exactly how I feel!

“And my new thing is a picture of Oscar Isaac’s son, his new baby boy wearing a black jumper that looks exactly like his costume and a little Yorick skull and a tiny little crown on his head. You want to jump out of the window, it is so cute.” Precious! ❤️

Jimin; Boyfriend Material

Originally posted by hooliganslovatic

Sorry not sorry. I’m positive that Jimin would be a perfect boyfriend

Originally posted by jiminnieseyesmile

Like look at him being all cute guys, who wouldn’t want this in their life??

Originally posted by irapjustlikejay-z

Sliding his way in your heart 

Originally posted by sujichim

He’s a lil (ok a lot a bit) clingy but it’s in that cute endearing way so you might as well accept it or your heart will melt in you reject his hugs and cuddles

Originally posted by yoonmin

(Normally I’m a hardcore loyal taekook shipper but this gif is the cutest thing ever) But seriously guys just imagine yourself in Taehyung’s place. Y’all know this would happen all the time cuz Jimin is precious like that (ugh the longer gif when Jimin pulls away and Taehyung is all surprised and cute wasn’t working for me but this is still cute)

Originally posted by busanplayboy

Honestly Jimin is a little insecure about things (DONT BE BABY YOU’RE PERFECT AND WE LOVE YOU) and if you are too then you can both support each other. And if you’re really confident then you can totally hype him up

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

He just rocks the boyfriend look guys and all armys know how great of a boyfriend Jimin will be

(The last ones I did of Jungkook and Taehyung’s boyfriend material received lots of love so I hope you guys enjoy this too)

*None of the gifs are mine*

Feysand baby headcanons

I did a pregnancy announcement HC and this is kind of a part II. Hope you enjoy.

  • Rhys and Feyre were sat around the fire in their townhouse; Feyre reading a book and Rhys staring lovingly at her, the firelight making her skin and eyes look even more beautiful than usual.
  • Feyre sets the book down next to her and begins to get up, admittedly rather slowly considering her 9 months pregnant belly, but Rhys rushes to his feet and guides her back onto the sofa. “What do you need, Feyre darling? You know you don’t need to get up, I’m here.”
  • Then she feels it - her water breaking.
  • “Rhys-” The look she gives him makes him instantly understand what’s happening and the High Lord of the Night Court begins to panic.
  • Amidst the panic, Rhys manages to get Feyre to her midwife and contacts the rest of the Inner Circle.
  • Many hours of labour ensue, Feyre gripping tightly to her mate’s hand, so hard that she actually breaks his hand but Rhys decides not to tell her because she already has enough to deal with.
  • Everyone is silently praying that Feyre makes it through considering how painful giving birth is.
  • She does make it through, so does her beautiful baby girl.
  • Rhys cries as the midwife hands him his daughter. He stares down at her through his teary eyes, taking in her dark hair and violet eyes.
  • He cried even harder because he starts thinking about his sister, who looked this cute and precious when she was first born. He quietly whispers in her ear “I swear on my life I will protect you until my final breath darling.” That is the first thing the baby ever hears.
  • The High Lord then sits down next to his High Lady, their baby still in his arms, and plants a kiss on Feyre’s forehead.
  • After the three of them share cuddles, Rhys allows the Inner Circle to come and meet their daughter.
  • Cassian and Mor freak out because “she’s so cute and small”.
  • Azriel and Elain cry because it’s just too emotional - the first Inner Circle baby. The first of the next generation of their group.
  • Nesta and Amren stand there, pretending they’re not emotional but secretly they both want to cry with joy and cuddle the baby forever.
  • “What’s her name?” They all ask, each of the girls hoping she’s named after them.
  • “Astraea.”
  • Despite the fact none of them expected it, and the disappointment that she’s not names after any of the Inner Circle girls, they all love the name. Azriel smiles when he realises they will shorten it to As, which sounds the same as Az - they named their baby after him.
  • Each of them get to hold and cuddle Astraea, Az holding her for longer than everyone else, crying because he finally feels apart of the family because his best friends’ baby is named after him, which is the highest honour he could think of. Forget about all the other honourable things he’s done/earned, this is the one that means the most to him.
  • Once Az handed Astraea back to Feyre, each member of the Inner Circle swears to Rhys and Feyre that they will protect their daughter with their lives, even though Az, Cass, Mor and Amren had already said it to Astraea quietly, just as Rhys had.
  • Hearing all her friends and sisters swear to protect her and Rhys’s baby makes her break down into tears because she has the best friends anyone could ask for.
I will be doing more of these in the future, when Astraea is older, so look out for them.

Astraea means ‘star’ is Greek

Pronunciation: ast-TRAY-ah