Dragon Age Romances in one sentence
Alistair: Here’s a rose, I love you, be my queen please!
Leliana: Let me sing you a song, then you can fight my ex.
Morrigan: Up for an Old God baby?
Zevran: Evil assassin is actually precious cinnamon roll.
Anders: *coughs nervously* …My bad?
Fenris: Teach the grumpy lyrium elf how to read and get dumped for several years.
Isabela: Totally no feelings at all *has all the feelings*
Merrill: Demon befriending blood mage is hella cute.
Sebastian: I love you, but I love Andraste more.
Blackwall: Big bearded puppy turns into big bearded puppy with tortured past.
Cassandra: Fluffiest fluff that ever fluffed.
Cullen: Oh look a dog, marry me please.
Dorian: Snark and sarcasm to hide lots and lots of fluff.
Iron Bull: Lots of sex, followed by the funniest scene in the whole game, which in turn is followed by cutest scene in entire game.
Josephine: Precious cinnamon roll.
Sera: Bees, cookies, pranks and adorable nicknames, also epic wedding.
Solas: Watch your heart being ripped into tiny shreds and cast into oblivion.