precinct captain

anonymous asked:

Omg I adore all of your writing! For the prompt can you write Bucky bailing Steve out of the b99 holding pen?

Jake MISSED IT. Stupid drug dealers stupidly showing up exactly when they were supposed to instead of blowing off the deal that he had spent stupid months tracking stupidly down. 

He had remembered to set his phone to silent, and once the bust was over he turned it back on and the group chat had 119 notifications, Amy had texted him 3 times, Charles 82 times, and Rosa once. 

So just judging by his lockscreen Jake was pretty sure someone was dead. 

He read Rosa’s first. It would be the most brutal, but bad news coming from her was the most comforting. 

Your boy Captain America got arrested during the protest in Prospect Park, he’s here in holding bc Barnes won’t post bail. Barnes is here. 

“Oh. My. Gawd,” Jake gasped. 

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“Oh. My. GAWD,” Jake gasped even louder when he got back to the precinct because CAPTAIN AMERICA was still in holding, and Bucky Barnes was in Holt’s office, and the captain–

“He’s been smiling for the past half hour. I almost called Kevin,” Amy said. 

“I’m sure he and Kevin have, like, those lists, of celebrities you get a pass for. I mean, Holt probably had Bucky Barnes on his list like, before we even knew Bucky Barnes was still alive and heyyyyy, Sarge, hi, how’s it goin’?” 

Bucky Barnes was a beautiful man who looked like old ladies everywhere must adore him, and who moved faster than any human Jake had ever seen. He also had really impressive murder eyes for someone who wasn’t, you know. Rosa. 

“Peralta.” 

Jake was saved by a patriotic voice, carried on the wings of an eagle’s…wings.

“–the unions have been incredibly undercut in this modern era, which is a travesty, because when the workers are empowered–”

“Are you fucking turning criminals into socialists?” Bucky Barnes snapped, and Charles, Gina, the eight or nine criminals in holding, and CAPTAIN AMERICA all started. CAPTAIN AMERICA recovered first, but instead of looking like the moral fiber of a country he sort of looked like a pissed off kid wearing a Captain America costume.

“Unions are gutted–”

“Yeah, the union did you a big favor in ‘38.” Bucky Barnes snorted, folding his arms over his chest.

“Collective action is–”

“How long can you keep him?” Barnes asked Holt. 

“Legally, 24 hours, of which only 5 have passed,” Captain Holt said, solicitous. Oh god, Amy was right. Bucky Barnes was ABSOLUTELY on Captain Holt’s free pass list. 

“Jesus Mary and Joseph,” Bucky Barnes muttered. “Alright, I’m posting bail, you won’t get anything done and your criminals will think they can collectively act or something.” 

“I appreciate your civic-mindedness.” 

CAPTAIN AMERICA narrowed his blue, blue eyes at Holt, then dropped them to the firm handshake he and Bucky were having. 

Oh. My. Gawd., Jake realized. CAPTAIN AMERICA and Sarge were wartime sweethearts. 

Nerdy Fact #1850: There is a “What if” story in which The Punisher’s family was never killed in the park. In this universe, Frank retires from his service in the military, becomes a New York City cop, and is generally happy with his life, but when he starts reporting on police corruption, the precinct captain has his family killed and he becomes the Punisher anyway.

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Discourse: Why everyone should watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine

- Amy and Rosa aren’t presented as the stereotypes of what a “Latina” woman is supposed to be like and they aren’t sexualized by their male co-workers.

- All three of the women in the main cast are allowed to unapologetically be themselves:

  • Amy is presented as being a nerd because she’s very meticulous about her work and being organized. Her co-workers might sometimes give her a hard time about how nerdy she can be, but it’s never done in a malicious way and it’s always traced with affection.
  • Rosa Diaz is one of the only female characters that I can think of who is allowed to have a rough exterior without having some tragic backstory. She doesn’t like people and she doesn’t always express her feelings easily. Her co-workers never demonize her for it and they get that it takes a while to get Rosa to open up.
  • Gina. Freaking. Linetti. Never have I seen a female character that is allowed to be as cocky and self-absorbed as her. She’s confident in who she is and she knows she’s fabulous. You love her for it. You aspire to have her level of confidence.

- Charles Boyle is such an innocent and kind-hearted person who is a great friend. They easily could’ve presented him as the weird guy who thinks he’s Jake’s best friend and just can’t take a hint. But, Jake embraces his quirkiness and they truly are best friends who would do anything for each other.

- Terry Jeffords and Ray Holt are two black men who run the precinct as sergeant and captain. They are respected by the detectives who work below them and they are shown to be very caring of the people they work with.

- There’s also the fact that Holt is gay and it’s never presented as a huge plot point. It’s just a normal thing that everyone at the precinct is cool with. Also, his relationship with his husband Kevin is adorable. <3

- Jake. Motherfucking. Peralta. The man who has ruined my standards that I look for in a future boyfriend/husband. He is so far from being the typical White GuyTM and he has such a big heart made of gold. He has nothing but the upmost respect for his female co-workers and he always treats them as equals, even praising them for the times when they are better than him at solving a case. At the start of the show he was a bit selfish, but his development over the seasons has been amazing.

- Female friendships between Rosa, Gina, and Amy!!!!!! Women helping and supporting each other!!!!!!

- Friendships between male and female co-workers!!!!!! That don’t turn romantic!!!!!

- The fact that the show addresses the corruption in the law enforcement system. They show cops that are bad and don’t deserve to wear the uniform or hold a badge, and show that the main characters hate them and think they’re the worst. The show also addresses serious issues such as racial profiling.

- The show relies heavily on the comedic aspect and it’s so funny, and the writers never use crude or offensive humor.

- Jake and Amy’s relationship is one of the best that I’ve seen on television. It’s slow burn, but it’s totally worth the wait. This is one of the best examples of a healthy relationship presented in fiction and they are so pure and sweet.

Just please watch this show. It’s available for streaming on Hulu, and I know of a Tumblr blog (@hd-source) that has all of the episodes available.

sweetmagnus  asked:

do you know of any sterek fics that have firefighter!derek?

Sure I do 😁 Enjooy!

Five Times Detective Stilinski and Fire Captain Hale Had Sex In Public, and One Time They Did It In A Bed

Summary: “Did you say–” Stiles starts.

“What?” Derek growls.

“We’re not a couple!” they both retort in unison.

“We’re not together,” Stiles insists.

Lydia coughs pointedly. “An incident report filed by 87th Precinct Captain Erica Reyes. March twenty-fifth, eight p.m. Came back to the precinct to grab my coat, only to hear Stilinski banging his new boyfriend in the holding cell.”

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stop, drop, and roll

Summary: Stiles knows he’s in trouble when he invites the Beacon Hills Fire Department into his third grade classroom and he can’t stop staring at a certain scruffy fireman. But after the third graders take a field trip to the fire station and participate in the fire department’s holiday canned food drive, Stiles can’t ignore his crush any longer.

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Emergency Love

Summary: Wherein Derek is a firefighter and Stiles is a paramedic, and they just keep meeting.

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Constantly on the Cusp

Summary: Stiles is gay, out and proud, and a Beacon Hills deputy. Derek is a firefighter and war veteran who thinks he’s straight; or, Derek and Stiles have lots of semi-public hatesex on the road to Love.

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Put Out the Fire (but not the one in my heart)

Summary: Derek thinks this is getting a little out of hand. Because honestly, he never would have guessed that he would one day come to own a firemen-themed calendar.

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Summary: stiles is a waiter at the diner down the street from the fire station, and fireman!derek comes in frequently for lunch.

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Something that’s on my wishlist for season 3 is a scene where everyone is standing in the bullpen, eyes glued to the overhead television screens as the news plays a live broadcast of the Flash fighting some Big Bad, and David just mutters under his breath, ‘Come on, Allen…’

Because I swear to god that man knows Barry is the Flash, and if you disagree, you can fight me.

anonymous asked:

Hey, do you know any good Sterek AU fics. I need that in my life. Thank you!

Oh you bet your ass I know some good AUS

Here are some of my favorite Human AUs - be on the lookout of other AU recs soon :)

and again by punkhale
Teen
Words: 3,471

Stiles likes Christmas, he does, but there’s only so many times a guy can hear “Jingle Bells” before seriously contemplating taking a bat to the radio and smashing it into a hundred pieces.

discord and rhyme by orestes
General Audiences 
Words: 4,517

Derek doesn’t tell Stiles he’s proud of him. He doesn’t say that sales have gone up lately, and it’s probably this Twitter account’s doing. Instead, he settles his hand on the small of Stiles’s back and tentatively rests it there. “Not bad,” he says. “For a rookie.”

Give Me All the Peace and Joy in Your Mind by secondstar
Explicit
Words: 6,324

Derek didn’t care for the company of people. He’d rather be surrounded by his dogs, alone. Well, until he keeps seeing a guy around town. Everything comes to a head when Derek walks into a bakery to find the same guy, covered in flour, grinning at him.

Sometimes love is an obligation to your grandmother by relenafanel
Mature
Words: 6,982

Derek’s grandmother relishes setting her single grandchildren up on Valentine’s Day. Only, less ‘setting up’ and more 'forcing them to run a singles-only scavenger hunt where the prize is love or at least sex’.

Derek never wins. Derek never WANTS TO win.

Infatuation by standinginanicedress 
Teen
Words: 10,501

“Hi,” comes his voice, a little muted from the distance between them and the foliage blocking some of its passage.

Derek swallows, palms his face for a second, and says the absolute very first thing that comes to mind, like word vomit. “I have your shoe.” It’s so stupid – it’s not even on topic, but what else is he supposed to say to the kid he found passed out on his balcony a few days ago?

There’s a shuffling from above him, and the branch he’s sitting on creaks. Like it’s about to snap at any second. “Can you do me a big favor?” He pauses for a moment, furrowing his brow. “A bigger favor than holding onto my shoe for me.” A second pause. “

And a bigger favor than not calling the police on me.”Seeing no other options in front of him, feeling like he’s suddenly being taken on the ride of his life, Derek nods yes.

Putting the F-U-N in Funeral by apocryphal
Teen
Words: 10,811

“Hale & Daughters Funeral Home,” Derek says dully.

“Oh ho! And which daughter are you?

Derek casts his eyes up to the ceiling. It’s going to be one of those calls.

(In which Derek is a bored secretary, Stiles is a baker who may or may not have ulterior motives, and there are entirely too many macaroons.)

College: A Slippery (and Cuddly) Slope 
Mature
Words: 15,566 
“You were wrapped around that body pillow like a shipwrecked mermaid. Wait, no. Like a koala. Or something!”

Being away from home sucks; Stiles just wants to make it suck a little bit less for himself and his roommate Derek. He maybe gets in a little over his head, but saying no to Derek is hard, okay?

Off Script by runningwithdinosaurs
Explicit
Words: 21,087

(Or the one where Stiles lies about being a family man to get a job and must enlist the help of model Derek Hale when his new boss moves in next door.)

Two Bros in the Know by blue_fjords
Explicit
Words: 28,904

According to their fansite, Two Bros in the Know (or TBK, as they were referred to by those in the know) grew out of an idea Scott had their senior year of high school.

The truth was much less cinematic: Stiles wanted to impress Lydia Martin, and thought being a famous ghost hunter would do the trick. But it wasn’t until the summer before their senior year in college, during an epic tour of farmhouses in the Dakotas, that TBK’s popularity went through the roof. Thanks, in large part, to their “rivalry” with Natural, the show featuring real-life siblings Derek and Cora Hale, and their mission to debunk all the same kinds of places TBK said were haunted.

Five Times Detective Stilinski and Fire Captain Hale Had Sex In Public, and One Time They Did It In A Bed by bleep0bleep
Explicit
Words: 32,853

“Did you say–” Stiles starts.

“What?” Derek growls.

“We’re not a couple!” they both retort in unison.

“We’re not together,” Stiles insists.

Lydia coughs pointedly. “An incident report filed by 87th Precinct Captain Erica Reyes. March twenty-fifth, eight p.m. Came back to the precinct to grab my coat, only to hear Stilinski banging his new boyfriend in the holding cell.”

the difference between going back and going home by thepsychicclam
Explicit
Words: 34,219
Stiles and Derek were inseparable growing up, but then college, jobs, and life happened. When Stiles comes back to Beacon Hills a decade later, he doesn’t expect to reconnect with Derek, and he sure doesn’t expect to fall in love with him.

A Hale for the Holidays by rlnerdgirl 
Explicit
Words: 38,095

“I sent you a Christmas card that got sent back to me. Did you get a new apartment?” his dad wonders. The question is all suspicion and little anything else.

A flicker of an idea sparks. It’s not nearly formed well enough for him to say, “Yeah, actually,” and when he follows that with, “I moved in with someone,” he wants to punch himself in the face. He’s living with someone?!

“You’re living with someone?” It’s the same voice and tone as the one in Stiles’ head, just thirty years older.

Two things keep Stiles from bashing his face onto the table: there’s a steaming cup of coffee in the way and, more importantly, his dad will definitely hear. Someone passes by in front of him and a semi-familiar book cover catches his eye. “Derek Hale,” he muses, and stops. No. That wasn’t meant to be out loud.

Anything to make you smile by Oywiththepoodlesalready
Teen
Words: 38,313

In which Derek gets a new roommate whose best friend takes to practically living on their couch pretty quickly.
Which wouldn’t be a problem except for the fact that said best friend is the same guy who’s been holding Derek’s table at the library hostage for the better part of a month.


And, oh yeah, there’s also this thing where Derek might maybe be the tiniest bit in love with him. Easy peasy.

soulmates tbh by bleep0bleep
Explicit
Words: 40,106

Stiles is probably the world’s greatest cynic about soulmates. He couldn’t care less, except that he’s just found his.

A love story, told out of order.

No Homo by RemainNameless
Explicit
Words: 84,064

Stiles’ sophomore year starts something like this:
3 FourLokos
+ 1 peer-pressuring cat
- 1 best bro to end all best bros
= 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads “str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic”.
Derek is the fool who replies.

Series: 
Hale At Heart by sysrae
2 Works
Words:22,709
Derek is having a bad day and breaks down on a stranger’s doorstep.
Stiles is the stranger. He really doesn’t mind.
Also, there’s a cat.

The man of her dreams (Brooklyn nine nine x Supernatural)

For @weirdgirlwohoo I hope you’ll like it!!

Thanks to @mac-and-cheeseburgerqueen for the beta

Request: I was wondering if you could do a crossover with those two that Sam and dean and their younger sister travel to Brooklyn for a case and meet the 99. The sister and Jake used to be together but her brothers don’t know that

Main characters: Sam Winchester x sister, Dean Winchester x sister, Jake Peralta x ex/ love interest

9,3K words

“My brothers and I we’re like men in black. Except we wear flannel. Men in flannel, if you will. And we hunt monsters, not aliens… but you get the point.”

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Beatsy Boys

A/N Jake is bi and I’ll fight anyone who tries to tell me otherwise. Read on AO3.

Pairing: Jake Peralta/Amy Santiago, past Jake Peralta/Stevie Schillens

Genre: coming out, humour

Word Count: 2520

Warnings: mentions of a drug dealer

Summary:

The squad knows something is up between Stevie and Jake. They just don’t know what. (Or where detectives aren’t so great at detecting and Jake’s very bi.)

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Imagine season finale of b99

We jump on the last episode to 8 years later. Jake and Amy have three kids (amy had 7 brothers and jake was an only child so it’s a happy medium), two twin boys (amy likes to dress them up similar because it’s cute) and a girl (who is a perfect mix of jake and amy – carefree and fun but loves binders and schoolwork). Jake plays nerf gun wars will the kids and amy (who is now has a captain of her own precinct – jake’s a sargnet idk) and jake finally met Bruce Willis from Die Hard (without pulling his pants down).

Gina and Rosa (a sergeant now ) are married and raising 2 kids – one is Miltons’ child and they adopted the other (from Latvia? Maybe Nicolage cousin bc that would be really funny) – Boyle is their godfather.

Terry is also a Captain of a precinct like he wanted, Cagney and Lacy are now 19 and both interested in police work (or politics – twin presidents!) and Ava is 9 and is amazing at painting. Boyle has another son which he adopted, who he dresses exactly like him and it’s really cute. Hitchcock and Scully still haven’t been promoted but look after each other – Scully gets married to the women he met at the cop con and the whole precinct comes.

We see Captain Holt walking into the bull pen and a whole new group of people are there – all weird and amazing and slowly turning into a family. 

But despite all the squad moving on from the precinct, they are still the 99.

We slowly zoom in through the window of Captain Holt’s house, where the 99 is gathered with all their children. Captain Holt and Raymond are hosting a dinner party for the squad, Jake is chasing his twin boys around the house while Holt looks on in disapproval/slight fondness. We move through the house, in the study is pictures of the squad like when they visited the clock museum at cop con, and holt holding his god-daughter (jake and amy’s daughter) and amy on her first day as a captain.

They all move to the dining room to sit down for dinner (another table has been added for all the kids) – they all smile. The camera then moves back out slowly, so we see them all through the window – continuing on. The shot then fades to black, pauses for a few seconds and then the familiar theme tune suddenly bursts out. The end of an amazing, beautiful, show that has truly made us all feel like we were part of the 99.

Voltron/Plance/Brooklyn nine nine AU

If you guys haven’t guessed from my blog I really love sitcoms and I was watching b99 and thought of an AU. 

If you’ve ever seen it it’s basically a police precinct and the group’s shenanigans. Onto the characters.

Lance as Jake= Somewhat goofy and can act kind of immature yet is still charming but is really good at his job and loves it. He has an ongoing bet with Pidge on who can get more arrests. He tends to joke and tease others(mainly Pidge) 

Pidge as Amy= Smart and kind of a dork but also very good at her job. Unlike Amy is a bit of show off but is also incredibly competitive like Amy so winds up with a bet with Lance and sometimes can get irritated at his attitude to work so can come off as spiteful. She is incredibly ambitious and aims to be captain one day.

Hunk as Boyle= Lance’s best friend and is one of the hardest working detectives. He is very kind and caring about his friends and can be very distrusting when he thinks someone might hurt them. He also is a food lover and brilliant cook.

Keith as Rosa=scary, smart, secretive, and difficult to read. Very mysterious and nobody knows anything about him (besides Shiro) however he only acts like that that he is not the best with his emotions and so he appears closed off. Lance is 65% sure that Keith owns a knife collection.

Shiro as Terry= The sergeant of the precinct. caring and protective of the squad and is also very hardworking.However, he hasn’t been out in the field in a long time as he was once on a case with went wrong which resulted in the loss of his arm. 

Allura as Holt= The precincts new captain and can come off as too serious and strict but can be just as ridiculous as her co-workers. She takes her job very seriously as her father was also captain and she doesn’t want to disappoint him.

Coran as Gina= Allura’s eccentric and lovable assistant. He got the job at Alfor’s and Allura’s request.

So that’s it. anybody got anything else to add? Please do.

@justpidgance @pidgancer as you love plance AUs

sexhowls  asked:

(p.s. send me ur fav sterek smut)

Tell me how all this, and love too, will ruin us by queerly_it_is

Derek doesn’t get why he likes it so much.

It’s just not – he hadn’t expected to need this. Not from Stiles. Not from anyone, ever. He doesn’t do this.

Except he does, now. Because it’s for Stiles, and Derek – fuck, he likes it too.

Five Times Detective Stilinski and Fire Captain Hale Had Sex In Public, and One Time They Did It In A Bed by bleep0bleep

“Did you say–” Stiles starts.

“What?” Derek growls.

“We’re not a couple!” they both retort in unison.

“We’re not together,” Stiles insists.

Lydia coughs pointedly. “An incident report filed by 87th Precinct Captain Erica Reyes. March twenty-fifth, eight p.m. Came back to the precinct to grab my coat, only to hear Stilinski banging his new boyfriend in the holding cell.”

I don’t believe in fairy tales (but i believe in you and me) by callunavulgari

Derek scrolls to the next picture. Stops. Blinks.

For a moment, they just freeze. He can see Stiles’ hand hesitating just next to his out of the corner of his eye, stopped mid-air, like he was reaching to take the phone back. Stiles’ heart is loud — so fucking loud — in the quiet of the loft, drowning out Derek’s own heartbeat and the many varied sounds coming in through the cracked window.

“So,” Stiles says, voice wobbly and pitched high in what’s probably mortification. “That’s my penis.”

I Wish That I Could See You Soon by talktowater (this one isn’t all smut but listen, I love this fic)

Derek Hale is one half of indie duo Girls and the Dogs. He spent his late teens drinking and fucking his way around small clubs over the world, but now he is sober, sick of touring, and has rules. Or one rule at least, no hook ups on tour.

When the guy with the impossibly tight t-shirt who calls himself Stiles follows him back to his bus one night after a show in London, he’s in no danger of breaking his rules because as Stiles quite categorically states, he is straight. Right… good luck with that Derek…

Around The Bend by lupinus, uraneia

The first time Derek catches sight of the new yoga instructor, Stiles is in the middle of showing a class how to do downward-facing dog. Derek walks into a wall.

Things don’t exactly improve from there.

Derek can’t stop staring at Stiles, the bendy new yoga instructor at his family’s gym. Stiles thinks Derek’s a repressed homophobe who hates Stiles for making him want the D. They fall in love.

I’ve got a ton more good and smutty ones to rec, but this was all my tired brain could come up with right now

Check out @werewolfwagon and @theofficialstereklibrary for more though ♥

Five Times Detective Stilinski and Fire Captain Hale Had Sex In Public, and One Time They Did It In A Bed by bleep0bleep

“Did you say—” Stiles starts.

“What?” Derek growls.

“We’re not a couple!” they both retort in unison.

“We’re not together,” Stiles insists.

Lydia coughs pointedly. “An incident report filed by 87th Precinct Captain Erica Reyes. March twenty-fifth, eight p.m. Came back to the precinct to grab my coat, only to hear Stilinski banging his new boyfriend in the holding cell.”

anonymous asked:

Three word prompt: Ellery Mother's Day

#305 (Dash Universe) May 13, 2018

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Kate wakes to the smell of coffee and bacon, nose wrinkling at the heavy grease sizzle that she always hates. Always stinks up the loft, soaks into towels and furniture. Ug. Castle knows better. Why the hell-

“Mommy?”

She freezes.

“Mommy up?”

“Shh, baby girl, come on back. Let’s finish making her breakfast.”

“But coffee.”

“In a minute, hush.”

Damn, she could really use that coffee, but apparently her kid has other plans.

Kate plays at sleep for another second, then opens her eyes and sits up, drawing her knees towards her chest. Dashiell is at his grandmother’s for the weekend, they’ll head over at lunch, but Kate has a million things to do before work on Monday, and breakfast in bed isn’t really one of them.

With bacon. Ug. Fine. Ellery likes bacon; Kate can withstand the smell for her sake.

She scoots up to the headboard and reaches for her phone, texts Rick How long do I have? Shower?

His response isn’t immediate, though the dots show up to indicate he’s working on it. Probably trying to avoid Ellery’s notice. 

Kate leans back against the headboard, scrapes her hand through her hair. Saturday night was rough at the precinct, ever since Captain Montgomery…

She’s been acting captain for the last few months and it hasn’t been pretty. She’s not cut out for the job; she doesn’t want the job, doesn’t like being stuck behind the desk and justifying her case closure rate to a bunch of budget-conscious bureaucrats who have never walked the beat.

It hasn’t been a good month for her. Montgomery… 

Her phone vibrates in her hand and she reads the alert. Plenty of time.

Good. Save some time, get this show on the road. She needs at least two hours in the office before lunch with Martha and Dash (she can’t, for the life of her, remember why Castle made such a big deal about this lunch date, but she knows better than to cancel on them). At least if she gets in her shower now, she can be that much closer to getting out of here.

Kate hops up and heads for the bathroom, making quick work of it, flushing the toilet and washing her hands. She twists on the shower, strips off her pajamas, throwing them towards the open closet door.

Kate jumps into the shower and squeaks as the hot water scalds her. She has to arch out of the way and adjust the temperature, but then it’s instantly exactly right.

God bless Castle’s shower.

One of the biggest reasons she kept coming back here when she was pregnant with Dashiell, this shower. The luxuries Rick kept - ha - showering on her. She didn’t want to be spoiled, no, but there has always been something about the way he gives

Gives of himself, his resources, his energy, his love. She couldn’t stay away.

Kate bites her lip and tilts her head under the spray, closing her eyes.

But she doesn’t have time to wool-gather, not even to moon after her husband. She doesn’t have time period.

She quickly shampoos, rinses, goes back for the cleansing conditioner. She runs her fingers through her hair carefully, rinses that too, and then soaps up. Shaving takes a matter of fifteen seconds and then she’s shutting off the water and stepping out.

Towels are on the heated rack and actually warm - Rick must have turned it on before he left the bedroom. Sweet man. The tile floor is still cool, and the difference between the warm towel and her chilled toes is lovely.

Kate dries off, finds clean pajamas, and slides back into bed. Her hair is damp, but she twists it into a bun and plucks a rubber band from the bedside table, keeps it off her neck. 

Her phone is calling, alerts stacking up, and she scowls but dutifully checks. The Twelfth often feels like it’s running at breakneck speed down a mountain, and she’s the one in charge of this thing. Disasters averted at every turn.

One of these days the disaster will be fully formed, and she has no idea what she’ll do.

Kate is deep into another emergency when the tap-tap comes on the door. She lifts her head just in time to see little Ella sneaking inside, a bowl of fruit clutched in her hands.

“Oh,” Ella says, pausing at the foot of the bed. “You ‘wake.”

“I am, but hey, did you make me something?” 

Ella beams and glances back to Castle, who has come in behind her, and Kate hurriedly slides the phone under the pillows. “Make breakfast!” Ellery turns back around and comes running, a mad dash towards Kate, heedless of the cut strawberries and blueberries bouncing around in the bowl.

Kate jerks forward, catching Ella under the arms and hoisting her up onto the bed. Whew. “Wow, baby girl, what did you bring me?”

“Make it! I make it!”

“You did? Oh, how lovely.” She kisses Ella’s cheek hard, hugging her against her side. “Sit with me, baby. Show me what you made.” She lifts her head and winks at Rick, and he follows Ellery down, sitting close at Kate’s other side.

Ellery squirms and drapes herself over Kate’s lap in an effort to reach all the food. She points to everything at least twice, naming off Kate’s breakfast. ‘Cakes, dem strawberries for ‘cakes Mommy, hmm, what this Daddy, oh I know, not say, not say it, I know, sammied eggs!

Her daughter is three and half and still speaks like a toddler, but she speaks. Kate can be okay with any and all of it, even as she has to elbow Castle into silence before he can correct the child’s grammar.

“Mm,” Kate hums, dipping two fingers into the bowl for a blueberry. She pops it into her mouth and makes an elaborate display of loving it. “So good, my sweet girl. Making me breakfast in bed.” She leans over and kisses her daughter’s cheek. “What’s the occasion?”

Ellery and Castle both stare at a her a second, and then Rick scrapes a hand down his face, chuckling in a way that sounds… hollow.

She swallows, feels that dread of knowing she’s missed something big.

But Ellery comes up on her knees and hangs on her shoulder, nudging Kate’s hair to one side for a little kiss.

“It’s a happy mommy’s day,” Ella whispers in her ear. “You be happy?”

Oh, God.

Kate turns, abruptly encircling Ellery in her arms. “Oh, baby, I’m so happy. This is the best job in the world, being your mommy.” How true that is, how entirely true. “And this is the only job I’m doing today.”

She glances over her shoulder, burning a hole into Rick until he lowers his hand and meets her eyes.

I promise, she mouths.

He nods, and then he hauls Ellery out of her arms and tucks the girl between them. 

Kate puts her phone in the bedside drawer and closes it.

—–

99th precinct captain raymond holt saying “yas queen” in complete deadpan followed by a snap is exactly the kind of content i signed up for

rose-and-mallet  asked:

Okay, but what if Jack is a hard-bitten old-guard sergeant (and mentor) in Winnie & Lee's precinct who suspects that Captain Reyes- a recent transfer- is on the take from Talon? And so he decides to go undercover as a corrupt cop, and is unfortunately recruited as a soldier in the wrong outfit? And what if Reyes is /also/ really suspicious, and assigns W&L to investigate their serge?

This almost sounds like infernal affairs and I love it

mythoesoul’s monthly fic rec #2; friends to lovers

hi guys! so, here is the fic rec for november! (i know its a tad late, shhh) for this month, i wanted to do a theme for the rec so i focused on fics following the trope friends to lovers. there are some enemies to friends to lovers and some soulmate fics in here but yeah. also, there might be some stories from my first rec on here but, eh. 

— my other fic recs can be found here.

1. a love like religion by alisvolatpropiis (@deleted-scenes) 

“Derek, my man, you missed an epic party on Saturday. Seriously, dude, I know morning Mass is like, your thing, but come on. You’re missing on out so much life has to offer, bro.”

Big hands land on shoulders with a thump and a squeeze while Derek stands at his locker, loading his gigantic calculus book into his backpack. He gives his best friend a practiced sidelong glare, which of course just encourages him. “You’ll change your mind when I tell you who sucked me off in Lydia Martin’s bedroom,” Stiles snickers into his ear.

Despite himself, Derek is curious. He tries to hide it by focusing on his books, but he knows the heat in his cheeks betrays him. “Who,” he asks, giving in, knowing he will eventually.

2. can’t be hateful, gotta be grateful by halffizzbin

the one where the Stilinski men drag Derek to Thanksgiving dinner at Grandma’s and she gets the

right

wrong idea.

3. five times detective stilinski and fire captain hale had sex in public, and one time they did it in a bed by @bleep0bleep 

“Did you say–” Stiles starts.

“What?” Derek growls.

“We’re not a couple!” they both retort in unison.

“We’re not together,” Stiles insists.

Lydia coughs pointedly. “An incident report filed by 87th Precinct Captain Erica Reyes. March twenty-fifth, eight p.m. Came back to the precinct to grab my coat, only to hear Stilinski banging his new boyfriend in the holding cell.”

4. grey rainbows by @loveactually-rps 

“Stiles?” Derek glanced at Stiles’ sleeping form. He didn’t even twitch. Derek continued. “If we…” his lips curved in a fond smile, fingers moving to smooth the creases of Stiles’ eyebrows, his voice coming as whisper. “… as in, you and me - If we get a chance someday… any day, to be together, y’know? I wouldn’t mind you wooing me with flowers and all that cliched romantic shit. And you can even flirt with me. I approve.”


He gazed at Stiles’ calm face for a long while before drifting off into quiet slumber with the sound of Stiles’ soft snoring in the background.


[aka, after pinning for his best friend for four years, Derek learns his teenage crush is easy, but his life isn’t]

5. i feel we’re close enough by @samann98

the one in which Derek and Stiles are childhood friends, their freshman year of high school Derek makes the craziest suggestion ever, and four years later Stiles decides to take him up on it.

6. nothing but trouble by @hoechlbutt

Stiles and Scott, smugglers, come across an abandoned ship in the middle of nowhere. While looting the ship for goods and valuables, they find an unconscious crew member, who turns out to be a prince. With bounty hunters on their asses, they fly across the galaxy in search for the prince’s lost family.

7. of werewolves and dolphins by Ilovesocks_24

the one where Scott convinces Stiles to go on a werewolf singles cruise. Stiles is really only going for the dolphins. Until he meets Derek

8. shower boyfriends by @paintedrecs

Derek likes sticking to his routines: they give his days structure and keep his goals on track. His carefully maintained habits have never been more important than at college, and by his second year, he’s gotten everything exactly the way he wants it. He has the ideal roommate, the best dorm on campus, and a fascinating set of classes in a schedule that lets him sleep in.

But when mysterious messages start appearing on his dorm’s shower wall, Derek can’t seem to resist searching for answers

9. somewhere in between by @miss-emrys

Derek’s been letting his job dictate his life ever since he was promoted from freelance photographer to official travel photographer. In his five years of travel, he’s built relationships in countries all across the globe, yet he still returns home after each job as lonely as ever. When he decides to try out the pen pal site Laura recommends to him, he doesn’t know what to expect. Derek isn’t prepared for Stiles, a small town guy with big dreams of seeing the world. And he certainly isn’t prepared to fall in love with him. He has to remind himself that this is just a pen pal thing and not to get carried away. It’s not like Stiles could ever like him back.

Right?

10. strut on a line, its discord and rhyme by @xiaq

“Carry me,” Stiles says.

“No.”

“But I’m injured.”

“You have a rash,” Derek says. “On your arm. Your feet work just fine.”

“Please?”

“No. You weigh almost as much as I do. And you ate a pound of chicken at lunch.”

“Well, yeah, but I pooped like an hour ago, so.”

“You’re disgusting.”

“Don’t play, you love me.”

I do, Derek thinks, relatively horrified. I really do.

Keep reading

Sterek Fic Recs - Yes, Officer

Updated list…

Ain’t Nothing So Good As Your Cake and Eating It ♡ | sofonisba_found | 50,996

Derek thinks he’s doing alright in life, with his family at his side and a job he loves. Despite his family’s concerns he remains adamant that he doesn’t need a mate…

Cherrybomb | the_deep_magic | 13,115

Stiles is yanked up to his feet so fast that his world spins and his shoulder aches and he’s a second from screaming police brutality! when he gets a good look at the cop’s face. Holy shit. Stiles was just tackled to the ground by a fucking underwear model with a badge.

CSI: Beacon Hills | ♡ | Jerakeen | 8,243 

Back when Stiles was in high school Beacon Hills didn’t have a crime lab, because they simply didn’t need one. Those were the days.

Darling It Is No Joke | thehoyden | 13, 250 

The first thing Stiles thinks when he opens the door is that it’s not his birthday, but someone has sent him some kind of cop stripper.

Deputy Derek Hale, Alpha | eldee | 12,654 

Deputy Derek Hale has recently become an alpha, and that changes things for him. Now that he’s back after a leave of absence, he’s hoping to get what he and Stiles had almost-started back on track. The thing is, it seems Stiles is going through some changes of his own and Derek’s not sure how he fits.

Five Times Detective Stilinski and Fire Captain Hale Had Sex In Public, and One Time They Did It In A Bed | bleep0bleep |  32, 839 

“Did you say–” Stiles starts.

“What?” Derek growls.

“We’re not a couple!” they both retort in unison.

“We’re not together,” Stiles insists.

Lydia coughs pointedly. “An incident report filed by 87th Precinct Captain Erica Reyes. March twenty-fifth, eight p.m. Came back to the precinct to grab my coat, only to hear Stilinski banging his new boyfriend in the holding cell.”

flint & tinder | ♡ | grimm | 43,593

Casting spells, chasing monsters, wooing your coworkers and fucking them in their offices - it’s all in a day’s work for Stiles Stilinski.

Fucked Up People (Cling Together)  | linksofmemories | 15,067 | 

“Can we stop at a non-fast food restaurant?” Stiles asked. “Like a place where we sit down and they take our order and then bring us the food?” - “Sounds like a date.” - “It’s not a date.” “I know,” Derek said. “I was kidding.”

Gave your smile to me | ♡ | Sarageek16 | 4,784 

In which Stiles is a hooker (but not really), Derek wants to feed his skinny little body, and there is soup. Not necessarily in that order.

Glazed and Confused | wishingonalightningbolt | 13,723 

Stiles is a forensic tech with the San Diego FBI. He thinks he’s been fairly lucky, since he’s never had his life threatened, sustained few injuries, and only has to work with his least favorite agent every once in a while. And then all of that changes.

Hickeys and Handcuffs Circe6 | 25,824 

Stiles graduates and comes back to Beacon Hills to figure out a life plan, what he doesn’t plan for is meeting Officer Derek Hale.

Hostage in Love | allyarra | 6, 062 

The one where Derek is a SWAT officer and Stiles is the newest hostage negotiator.

Howlin’ for you | Lenore |  33,050

A college AU with strippers, crime bosses, and a mystery to solve.

Just Act Normal | ♡ | zosofi |  78,677 

If someone had told Stiles back in high school that he would be an Oscar winning actor by the time he turned 25, he would’ve probably told Scott to punch them. The thing is, though…they would’ve been right. Which makes returning to Beacon Hills, center of all that is supernatural and better left avoided, all the more awkward.

Murder, He Wrote | mklutz | 31,682

And that was how Stiles accidentally became a New York Times bestselling author.

Noteworthy | DLanaDHZ | 12, 312 

Stiles and Derek share a desk at the station but work different shifts. Stiles is messy and Derek is very neat, which seems to work out fine… until the day the first passive aggressive sticky note is left on the desk telling Stiles to clean up. One note turns into two turns into two hundred as both officers become increasingly interested in their desk partner.

Pack up: Don’t Stray | ♡ ♡ | the_deep_magic | 55,220

Werewolves are an enslaved underclass, collared and tagged by human masters. Detective Stilinksi’s on duty the night they bring in an untagged stray.

The Road to Self-Actualization is Littered with F-Bombs | ♡ | blue_fjords |  24,811 

It’s Stiles’s final Spring Break of his college career, and he’s got plans to do a whole lot of nothing. But Derek has other plans for him, and before he knows it, Stiles is joining Derek to go undercover at a couples’ retreat in a bid to catch a ring of thieves. It’s the world’s most perfect plan! Nothing could possibly go wrong!

Uncover the Endless Hours | ♡ | BarlowGirl | 15,017 

The one where Stiles is a cop and Derek doesn’t sleep.

Unmapped | ♡ | Jerakeen | 11,357 

Stiles can never leave a good mystery alone.

here’s how it would go @ellivia

“fuck you @mayorofmytown you hate homeless people! love @wtfmulder” and then maybe six hours later i post the graphic msr rough sex i’ve been working on for a week

and then i show up for this month’s DEC meeting, who are incredibly divided on the issue on whether this mayor sucks or not, and i get called up to explain myself, possibly stripped as precinct captain, and they put excerpts of the porn — maybe the choking or the slapping, if im incredibly unlucky — into the fucking minutes

And then I’m suitably shamed out of the party and will never achieve my dream of serving as a county commissioner in like twenty years, because my opponents will have yard signs that say “Chelsea is a PERVERT”