precinct captain


Something that’s on my wishlist for season 3 is a scene where everyone is standing in the bullpen, eyes glued to the overhead television screens as the news plays a live broadcast of the Flash fighting some Big Bad, and David just mutters under his breath, ‘Come on, Allen…’

Because I swear to god that man knows Barry is the Flash, and if you disagree, you can fight me.

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(p.s. send me ur fav sterek smut)

Tell me how all this, and love too, will ruin us by queerly_it_is

Derek doesn’t get why he likes it so much.

It’s just not – he hadn’t expected to need this. Not from Stiles. Not from anyone, ever. He doesn’t do this.

Except he does, now. Because it’s for Stiles, and Derek – fuck, he likes it too.

Five Times Detective Stilinski and Fire Captain Hale Had Sex In Public, and One Time They Did It In A Bed by bleep0bleep

“Did you say–” Stiles starts.

“What?” Derek growls.

“We’re not a couple!” they both retort in unison.

“We’re not together,” Stiles insists.

Lydia coughs pointedly. “An incident report filed by 87th Precinct Captain Erica Reyes. March twenty-fifth, eight p.m. Came back to the precinct to grab my coat, only to hear Stilinski banging his new boyfriend in the holding cell.”

I don’t believe in fairy tales (but i believe in you and me) by callunavulgari

Derek scrolls to the next picture. Stops. Blinks.

For a moment, they just freeze. He can see Stiles’ hand hesitating just next to his out of the corner of his eye, stopped mid-air, like he was reaching to take the phone back. Stiles’ heart is loud — so fucking loud — in the quiet of the loft, drowning out Derek’s own heartbeat and the many varied sounds coming in through the cracked window.

“So,” Stiles says, voice wobbly and pitched high in what’s probably mortification. “That’s my penis.”

I Wish That I Could See You Soon by talktowater (this one isn’t all smut but listen, I love this fic)

Derek Hale is one half of indie duo Girls and the Dogs. He spent his late teens drinking and fucking his way around small clubs over the world, but now he is sober, sick of touring, and has rules. Or one rule at least, no hook ups on tour.

When the guy with the impossibly tight t-shirt who calls himself Stiles follows him back to his bus one night after a show in London, he’s in no danger of breaking his rules because as Stiles quite categorically states, he is straight. Right… good luck with that Derek…

Around The Bend by lupinus, uraneia

The first time Derek catches sight of the new yoga instructor, Stiles is in the middle of showing a class how to do downward-facing dog. Derek walks into a wall.

Things don’t exactly improve from there.

Derek can’t stop staring at Stiles, the bendy new yoga instructor at his family’s gym. Stiles thinks Derek’s a repressed homophobe who hates Stiles for making him want the D. They fall in love.

I’ve got a ton more good and smutty ones to rec, but this was all my tired brain could come up with right now

Check out @werewolfwagon and @theofficialstereklibrary for more though ♥

The Beatsy Boys

Word Count: 2130

Genre: fluff, coming out

Pairing/Fandom: Jake Peralta/Amy Santiago, past Stevie/Jake, Brooklyn Nine Nine

Warnings: light swearing


The squad knows something is up between Stevie and Jake. They just don’t know what.

A/N I know I’m a phan account but I just had lots of bi Jake feelings. (There’s a scheduled phanfic coming out in 5 hours, don’t worry.)

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Firefighter!Derek Fic Recs

Firefighter!Derek fics for a rainy day, with bonus Firefighter!Stiles ‘cause Sterek in uniform should be a thing that happens. ALL the time. Updated to include more Firefighter!Stiles

Five Times Detective Stilinski and Fire Captain Hale Had Sex In Public, and One Time They Did It In A Bed by bleep0bleep | 32,853

“Did you say–” Stiles starts.

“What?” Derek growls.

“We’re not a couple!” they both retort in unison.

“We’re not together,” Stiles insists.

Lydia coughs pointedly. “An incident report filed by 87th Precinct Captain Erica Reyes. March twenty-fifth, eight p.m. Came back to the precinct to grab my coat, only to hear Stilinski banging his new boyfriend in the holding cell.”

Run Stiles, Run by justiceandmight | 9,385

Stiles runs a race, and runs into love.

(More like, Derek Hale and his awesome Jedi costume makes Stiles trip face-first into love. Stiles scrapes his elbows and knees, and probably his dignity along the way. Which sucks. Ugh, stop laughing Scott, this is serious.)

Emergency Love by Kedreeva | 13,595

Wherein Derek is a firefighter and Stiles is a paramedic, and they just keep meeting.

until the clock strikes midnight again by decideophobia | 5,072

Derek stumbles upon a test then, towards the end of the magazine, and before he realizes what he’s doing, he’s reading out loud, “Are you good in bed?”

Stiles drops his pen.

stop, drop, and roll by thepsychicclam | 12,237

Stiles knows he’s in trouble when he invites the Beacon Hills Fire Department into his third grade classroom and he can’t stop staring at a certain scruffy fireman. But after the third graders take a field trip to the fire station and participate in the fire department’s holiday canned food drive, Stiles can’t ignore his crush any longer.

Fireman Derek’s Crazy Pie [Cheeseburger Baby] by owlpostagain | 11,474

“He can’t blame me for the fact that I live in a building full of people united in the singular effort to ogle Hot Fireman as often as humanly possible.“

Laura laughs, loud and echoing in the empty restaurant.

"Hot firemen can make a girl do crazy things,” she agrees, nodding towards her brother’s name on the menu. “Derek won’t let me date anyone from his company, but that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate the eye candy.”

“Send them my way,” Stiles suggests, finally loading up a forkful of pie. “Apparently I’m incompetent enough that I need to be babysat at all times, because it would be cheaper than dispatching a truck every time I try to use a kitchen appliance.”

untitled by thepsychicclam | 2,325

stiles is a waiter at the diner down the street from the fire station, and fireman!derek comes in frequently for lunch.

Boy in Blue by kaihire | 3,586

Stiles gets injured on the job because he’s just awesome like that, and it turns out his usual massage therapist isn’t in. Unfortunately, the masseur who’s replacing him is precisely the reason Stiles ended up getting hurt in the first place.

The Darkness Fades Away by heartsdesire456 | 44,977

After Derek is the one who saves Stiles from a terrible night gone wrong, they aren’t the only ones forced to overcome barriers, break down walls, and try to rebuild their lives one step at a time.

Though, they are are the only ones doing it together.

What Every Firefighter Needs by sofonisba_found | 2,816

Every firehouse needs a Dalmatian, right? It just so happens that the Dalmatian adored by the men and women at engine 603 isn’t quite what he seems.

Fools Rush In by origamifrogs | 30,673

“Stiles wakes up in his hotel bed in Las Vegas, sticky eyes blinking open to the sight of a stranger sleeping beside him.

A stranger who is male.

And naked.

Stiles promptly falls out of bed.”

Or, the one where Stiles and Derek get drunk in Las Vegas, accidentally get married, go on a road trip, and find love along the way.

Not So Much Coffee and Books as it is Hot Chocolate and Erotica by knaval | 15,783

AU in which Stiles is an erotica novelist, and Derek is the sexy fireman he daydreams about. He sees Derek daily at the coffee shop, writing out his fantasies about Derek, basically Derek is his muse. All goes well until Derek starts talking to him and trying to read his books. Little does Stiles know, Derek is already a fan of his books.

Four Times Derek Saved Stiles From A Spider by ShadowPatronus | 4,110

Stiles has arachnophobia and Derek is always there to rescue him.

Firefighter/EMT Stiles:

Put Out the Fire (but not the one in my heart) by omelet| 2,838

Derek thinks this is getting a little out of hand. Because honestly, he never would have guessed that he would one day come to own a firemen-themed calendar.

start a fire in your heart by dedougal | 6,654

Stiles wants nothing more than to keep his head down and get on with his job as a firefighter. Of course, that’s when his photo ends up on the front pages, drawing attention from places he thought he’d left behind.

French Silk Pie, Baby by KuriKuri| 2,649

“See, your angel of a sister - ” Derek scoffs. Cora hasn’t been an angel since she was five months old. “ - agreed to date me, because my visa is about to expire and - ”

“I’d have to marry you for that, dumbass,” Cora butts in, rolling her eyes.

“Are you saying you wouldn’t marry me to keep me in the country?” Stiles asks, sounding mildly offended.

“Hell no,” Cora snorts, earning her a wounded look from Stiles.


Just a little drabble about Caskett babies and Russian

“Twelfth Precinct. Captain Katherine Beckett speaking.”

“Help me.”

“Castle?” Kate’s spine straightens, her eyes widening as her hand clenches around the phone. “What’s wrong? Is RJ okay? The twins?”

“The twins are fine,” he tells her and she feels herself relax a little. “They’re still taking their nap, thank god.”

“And RJ?”

“That’s why I’m calling,” he sighs. “I’m trying to making him something for lunch, but I can’t for the life of me figure out what he wants to eat.”

“Have you tried asking him?” Kate says, amusement in her tone.

“Multiple times,” Castle replies in a grumble, “but he refuses to speak English.”

“Oh boy,” Kate murmurs.

“Yeah. Our kid’s spouting Russian again and I can’t understand more than ‘Papa’. Please help me or I’m going to go insane.”

“Hand him the phone,” Kate sighs, unable to hold back her grin. She’d spent nearly all of her ‘Mommy’ time with RJ teaching him the many languages she’d learned in her youth and in college and he’s nearly fluent in all of them. The only problem is that he often can’t discern which language he’s speaking at any given time. He’s only four, though, so that will probably change. Too bad the only languages Rick knows are English, Mandarin, and Vulcan.

She hears the sounds of the phone being shuffled and then her little boy’s voice on the other end of the phone. “Mama?” he asks, his accent clear even in the short word.

“Hey, sweetheart,” she greets in English. Then she dives right into Russian, the language rolling easily off of her tongue as she asks him what he would like to eat. He tells her, sounding happy and relieved that somebody can finally understand him and she chuckles, before reminding him to practice his English (because, after all, he starts kindergarten soon and his teachers will need to understand him) before telling him that she loves him and will be home for dinner. He makes a kissing sound at her over the phone before handing it back to Castle.

“So,” he says, “what does he want for lunch?”

“Tuna,” Kate informs him. “On toast. There should be some leftover from yesterday’s lunch in the fridge.”

“Alright,” Rick sighs. “Kate, he really needs to start speaking English.”

“Or you could learn Russian,” she points out.

“We’ve tried that, remember? It’s how we got the twins.”

Kate chuckles at that and shakes her head. “That was a fun lesson,” she sighs.

“Maybe we could repeat it,” Rick whispers huskily, “later, when the kids are sleeping.”

“Mmm,” Kate husks back. “Maybe. If some kind of miracle happens and all of our kids stay out for longer than ten minutes.”

“Ten minutes? You underestimate me, Katherine Beckett-Castle.”

Kate chuckles. “I could never underestimate you, babe,” she says. “See you tonight?”

“You bet. Love you, honey.”

“Love you, too.”

OK, so because there’s no new B99 episode this week and I’m seriously bored/obsessive, I decided to start cataloging all the subtle references hidden in the names of Brooklyn Nine Nine characters. This list is in no way complete and some are yet to be confirmed but it’s what I’ve got so far. Feel free to add if there’s anything I missed or if you think I’ve made a mistake.

OK, specific names first:

Raymond Holt: Raymond is a German name meaning “Wise Protector”, a pretty fitting description of the precincts Captain.

Rosa Diaz: the name “Rosa” is obviously a Spanish name meaning “Rose” which traditionally is associated with Beauty(Flower) and Danger(Thorns). A fairly accurate (albeit broad and unrefined) definition of Rosas’ personality.

Jacob Peralta: Jacob is a Hebrew name meaning “to take the heel of” or more simply put, “to follow”. As the majority of the first season involves Jake learning to trust and follow others, in particular Holt, this is very fitting.

Terry Jeffords: the name Terry comes from a French name meaning “powerful ruler of the people”. Given Terry’s physical attributes and his rank as Sergeant, it’s easy to see why this name is fitting.

Now the good-stuff:

Hitchcock and Scully: Michael Hitchcock is named after Norm Hiscock, a writer on Parks and Recreation and Brooklyn Nine Nine. Norm Scully is named after Mike Scully, a writer and producer, also from Parks and Recreation

Gina Linetti and Jake Peralta: The last names of both these characters contain portions of actress Chelsea Perettis’ name (PERalta and LinETTI).

Amy Santiago: The name Amy is a French name meaning “Beloved” and the name Santiago is a Spanish name derived from the Hebrew name Jacob (Yes, Amy Santiago’s name literally translates to “Jacobs Beloved”).

Cagney and Lacey: Terry Jeffords two daughters share their names with the titular characters of a popular detective show from the mid-80’s. Whether this is a subtle meta-reference on the writers part or an in-story reference from either Terry or Sharon’s childhood is still unclear.

Fire Marshall Boone: Fire Marshall Boone is a subtle play on the name of Brooklyn Nine Nines’ executive-producer Marshall Boone.
Nevada Precinct Captain: Don’t Vote For ‘Socialist Jew’ Bernie Sanders [Video]
A Nevada precinct captain is accused of calling Bernie Sanders a “socialist Jew” as a reason to not vote for him.

The young man, who was identified only as Brian, and his friend who was filming the speech, were forced to leave the room. A few minutes later, the precinct captain allegedly called Bernie a socialist Jew. A few minutes later a group of Sanders supporters emerged to discuss what happened after Brian and his friend left. What happened in the room disturbed several of the Bernie Sanders supporters.

“The precinct captain for Hillary, the first words out of his mouth were the reason to vote for Hillary over Bernie is because Bernie is a socialist Jew.”

Another voter confirmed this remark, and noted that it was why “nobody got to talk.” The girl’s mother, who did not want to appear on camera, spoke off camera about the precinct captain’s “socialist Jew” remarks.

“I am about as angry as I can be. My daughter is 18 years old…It was ugly. It was embarrassing. We might as well have been sitting in a roomful of Republicans.”

The Season 3 premiere will pick up, quite literally, where last May’s finale left off with the arrival of the precinct’s new captain. But Jake and Amy will be preoccupied with the aftermath of their storage-room kiss, which gets them thinking about “how work would complicate any potential relationship, and how any potential relationship would complicate work,” says Goor. Adds star Melissa Fumero: “It’s not necessarily all smooth sailing." 


The Season 3 premiere will pick up, quite literally, where last May’s finale left off: with the arrival of the precinct’s new captain, to be played by SNL vet Bill Hader. “He throws a real wrench into the 9-9,” teases co-showrunner Dan Goor. “He is pathologically obsessed with efficiency, and he makes everyone’s life a nightmare.” But Jake and Amy will be preoccupied with the aftermath of their storage-room kiss, which gets them thinking about “how work would complicate any potential relationship, and how any potential relationship would complicate work,” says Goor. Adds star Melissa Fumero: “It’s not necessarily all smooth sailing.”

BONUS SPOILER!: The precinct will take on one of its toughest cases yet in Season 3: the hunt for a serial killer. (x)

It may seem like déjà vu for Hillary Clinton — an insurgent candidate has erased her once-dominant lead in Iowa just days before the Democratic caucuses.

That’s what happened in 2008, when she finished a disappointing third behind Barack Obama and John Edwards. Now, it’s Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders, who has closed the gap in the Hawkeye State.

“This feels like 2008 all over again,” Iowa pollster J. Ann Selzer said back in Augustafter her survey showed Clinton up just 7 points back then. It’s even closer now. And Sanders holds a lead in New Hampshire.

Despite the similarities, the former secretary of state told NPR’s Ari Shapiro in an interview Wednesday morning in San Antonio that she remained confident about her chances in the Feb. 1 caucuses.

“I feel very positive about the organization we’ve built, the enthusiasm and energy of the people who are literally showing up in below-freezing temperatures to canvass for me,” Clinton said. “My precinct captains, my precinct teams are really all so focused on doing well in the caucus.”

Flashbacks To 2008? No, Clinton Says, ‘I Feel Very Positive’

Photo: Ariel Zambelich/NPR

But what if

That really had been the end. And Lanie, Ryan and Esposito were called to the crime scene and they walked in to find Castle and Beckett died holding hands. Lanie would have had to call in Perlmutter, who would have been devastated–but only over Beckett. Ryan would have started crying immediately, completely unable to handle what happened to his best friends. Esposito would have held it together, calling in another team that wasn’t personally involved, but making sure that Caleb was the last piece of the puzzle and no one else was in danger. He would have told Martha and Alexis and made the announcement at the precinct that their captain had died a hero. Then, at the end of all that, he would have broken down as well because he loved them and he wanted them to get their happy ending more than anyone.