precarious world

anonymous asked:

How do I get a girlfriend?

if u mean a romantic girlfriend i am simply not the gal to ask, i’ve never had one. IF I HAD TO GUESS, from my experience being a girlfriend (one might say i have…girlfriend experience), you might try asking a girl out on a date (you can just say those words: do you want to go out on a date with me), and, if successful, continuing to do that until such time as the two of you have to confront the nature of your relation. you can ask her to be your girlfriend. if she wants to she’ll say so.

or i’m not sure what the nature of the question is, do you want to know how to talk to girls? being polite, kind, consistent, and interested/interesting will go a long way in our hyperfragmented digitally precarious dating world. and just a long way in general, if you’re looking for a friendship girlfriend. but a girlfriend is not a thing to be got, she’s a person to be loved, just remember that


Xena: Warrior Princess #1 (2016) 

“After the Twilight of the Gods, the world is precariously uncertain - and Xena and Gabrielle have been missing from it for twenty-five years. Even without Livia, the power of Rome is growing: Caesar is determined to conquer by lies what he can’t conquer by force, and the people at its edges know what’s coming. (All roads lead to Rome, and Rome is hunting.) 

Xena and Gabrielle scramble to stop him before they have to wage war against a man they once called a friend. But along the way, Xena will have to confront her past against a rogue band of women warriors, and Gabrielle, whose secret visions are becoming prophecy, will have to protect Xena - at any cost.”

Story Genevieve Valentine , art Ariel Medel

Get it here


Happy World Turtle Day!, Part 2
(Part 1 here)

Is this order in the tortle tower less precarious than the first one? And does this mean phone charm turtle likes me better now?