okay. i have waited almost two months to give my official review of this album and since it’s taken me so long to reply to this i will go through song by song.
…Ready For It?: probably my favourite of the pre releases???? i lip sync to it a lot in my bathroom mirror and i go hard to it in the car. i’m not a huge fan of the bouncing bass line but “he can be my jailor/burton to this taylor” is an i c o n i c line so i forgive it.
End Game: i was really really hype for this one bc it was with ed sheeran, so i was a little let down??? that being said, i still really like the song (even tho idk why future is on it????? what was the point????) but taylors verse at the end???? lyrically amazing!!!!! “i hit you like bang/we tried to forget it but we just didn’t/and i bury hatchets but i keep maps of where i put them” like!!!!!!! bitch!!!!!!
I Did Something Bad: brilliant. amazing. iconic. fantastic. never been done before. if a man talks shit i truly owe him nothing!!!!!!!!! i don’t regret it one bit bc he had it coming!!!!!!! they said i did something bad!!!!!!! then why’s it feel so good!!!!!!!!!! god all these lyrics are amazing like “they’re burning all the witches even if you aren’t one/so light me up” binch did that!!!!!!
Don’t Blame Me: home girl scalped me from the first note like. this song gets me going hard!!!!!!!! i don’t even know what to say like all i want is to star in some sort of heist/action movie and have a heavy makeout scene (preferably with tom) while this song plays in the background. also this song is the epitome of like. mafia tom???? shits got me hyped.
Delicate: we love and respect delicate in this house!!!!!! the harmonies in the beginning???? the echoing of “isn’t it”???? just all the vibes are amazing fuck i love this song!!!!!!! like it perfectly captures the nervousness of a new relationship and not knowing if what you’re saying is okay “is it cool that i said all that/is it chill that you’re in my head/bc i know that it’s delicate” “is it too soon to do this yet?” fuck!!!!!!!!!
Look What You Made Me Do: probably my least fave from the entire album (except maybe gorgeous) like. i bop when it comes on and that music video scalped me 100% but i don’t really like the production of the actual song that much????? like the lyrics are decent but. yeah. the whole “the old taylor can’t come to the phone” thing low key made me cringe.
So It Goes…: honestly wasn’t my fave at first but now it gives me such mafia tom and drug lord harri vibes so like. it’s grown on me!!!!! i can’t even type out my fave lyrics bc everything hits me hard like. it’s such a goddamn bop!!!!! also low key a sex song and yall know im into that!!!!
Gorgeous: this song is. yeah. like relatable bc being around a guy so hot that it makes you mad???? that’s a mood!!!!! but. the lyrics aren’t that great and neither is the production like. i bop in my car while driving but. yeah it’s probably the least fave.
Getaway Car: 9/10. everything is beautiful and amazing except the fact that taylor swift is so rich that she does not know that motels don’t have bars so i deduct a point for inaccuracy. but the fact that this is about dating tom hiddleston to get away from calvin harris and then ditching him is iconic!!!!! she did that!!!!!
King of My Heart: this song wasn’t really my fave but i love the pre chorus and the bridge so that saved it also!!!!! it makes me think of tom!!!!!!! so that bumped up its place in my heart.
Dancing With Our Hands Tied: okay in all honesty i skipped this one every time it popped up but i’ve been listening to it a lot more recently and i really like the pre chorus!!!!! so it’s been growing on me and i definitely like it a lot more than gorgeous so it’s not my least fave!!! the lyrics are really good like p r a i s e
Dress: homegirl really. did that. she only bought that dress so he could take it off!!!!! and the breathy moans!!!!!!! my jaw dropped i was gagging but i love it. 10/10 would fuck to this song.
This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things: good. gracious. lord. the first time i listened to this song i was convinced it was a fever dream like????? it’s also v v relatable so thank you for my life taylor. “i took an axe to a mended fence” yes girl!!!!! cut that bitch down!!!!!!
Call It What You Want: this song is v v cute and although i don’t like the bridge that much i like the rest of it!!!! especially the second pre chorus. v soft. v cuddly. her baby is fit like a day dream and you can call it what you want to!!!!!!!!!
New Year’s Day: the softest song. the absolute softest. it’s so so so beautiful???? the piano and the vocals and the harmonies and the lyrics like!!!!! when will i find this????? fuck i love this song!!!!!!
I asked for this about a month ago, but I didn’t really take it seriously enough and forgot about it, so I’m gonna ask again cuz I wanna do this.
I need someone who knows how to lip sync pre-existing footage with new audio. Before you ask, yes I’m thinking about dubbing over an anime because I’m fucking disgusting. I apologize in advance to anyone who has lost any respect of me because of this.
Also, I’m fuckin poor, and as much as I would love to compensate you for your work (it legitimately kills me to ask for free work), I cannot.
SO, if you’re a groovy individual who knows how, or knows someone who knows how, and is willing to work for nothing but my admiration, please send me a submission with some examples of your work. Thanks a ton!