10 days of Pratchett
Day 3. Witches of Lancre - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Granny Weatherwax disapproved of magic for domestic purposes, but she was annoyed. She also wanted her tea. She threw a couple of logs into the fireplace and glared at them until they burst into flame out of sheer embarrassment.
/Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad/