i’m in polyshipping hell from endgame pseudo-canon implications and, fuck it, it’s My City Now time
like, we already have heavily suggested blackrom johnrezi, and redrom johnroxy. say that dirk gets added into the mix, and suddenly it’s this huge tangle of nerds vacillating and poly-filling quadrants. pale dirkroxy is my SHIT already, so like, think of the implications in this quad of people where their history can be added into the mix.
dirk and terezi get to know each other. bam, a new set of spaderails. blackrom dirkjohn starts being a thing too. imagine their combined rivalry efforts towards john /still/ being barely a match for his unwavering prankster’s gambit. the various pairs and trios of pale-spades cahootsing in an effort to one up one another. no truces fox only final destination
just. dirk john roxy and terezi as a healthily vacillating and poly quad with so many shenanigans they probably need an entire team of pseudo-auspistices just to keep them from trashing the whole planet (or maybe just a very enthusiastic space dog furry who eventually gets involved in everything too…… listen I CAN DREAM)
point is: give me HAPPY KIDS in HAPPY RELATIONSHIPS because, fuck’s sake, they deserve it