pranksters-gambit

I'm such a horrible sister but I'm laughing way too hard

SO MY BROTHER WAS IN THE OTHER ROOM WITH HIS CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE 

AND HE COMES WALKING IN THE ROOM AND PASSES ME

AND I DECIDED TO BE A DICK AND JUST STICK MY ARM OUT 

AND I DID IT AT THE PERFECT MOMENT

IN MERE MILLISECONDS MY FIST CONNECTED PERFECTLY WITH THE LOWER HALF OF HIS MILKSHAKE

AND IT GOES FLYING UP INTO HIS FACE

AND NOW HES COMPLETELY COVERED IN THE MILKSHAKE  

AND HE JUST LOOK SO STUNNED AND WAS LIKE “THAT WAS A PERFECT FULL CUP OF MILKSHAKE….." 

and I’m just rolling on the floor in tears 

god

Only the best log ever.
  • YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
  • ▼:um hello?
  • ▲:you should go die
  • ▼:no thanks
  • ▼:im good.
  • ▲:squawk!
  • ▼:its pretty far away form here too.
  • ▼:are you a crow?
  • ▲:go die!
  • ▼:i have 2 of them actually.
  • ▲:moo!
  • ▼:cluck!
  • ▼:hehe
  • ▲:just...ugh
  • ▲:meow
  • ▼:bark.
  • ▼:am i doing this right?
  • ▲:no
  • ▼:ok then ill do it left.
  • ▲:beep
  • ▼:beep
  • ▼:meow
  • ▲:quack!
  • ▼:moo.
  • ▲:click
  • ▼:it or ticket.
  • ▲:clack
  • ▲:moo
  • ▼:whats clack.
  • ▲:its my typewriter
  • ▼:oooooooh.
  • ▲:havent you ever read
  • ▲:click clack moo
  • ▲:cows that type
  • ▲:now bring me a blanket!
  • ▼:um ok.
  • ▼:you can have my ghost one.
  • ▲:thank you
  • ▲:the barn is very cold
  • ▼:are you a cow?
  • ▲:no
  • ▲:im a sheep
  • ▲:baa
  • ▼:oh ok.
  • ▼:baa black sheep.
  • ▲:thats racist
  • ▼:im sorry?
  • ▲:you cant automatically assume im blac
  • ▲:*black
  • ▼:its not really...
  • ▼:racist.
  • ▲:shhh\
  • ▲:dont tell anyone
  • ▼:ok.
  • ▼:ill keep it our secret!
  • ▲:thank you
  • ▼:i didnt know you guys had internet at farms.
  • ▲:someone should be bringing you a bag of wool in a week
  • ▲:we wired it ourselves
  • ▲:well
  • ▲:the hens did
  • ▼:haha with chicken wire.
  • ▲:yep
  • ▼:i get it.
  • ▼:youre funny.
  • ▼:i like you.
  • ▲:they're trying to research escape ideas
  • ▲:so they're not made into pies
  • ▼:ew i hate chicken pie!
  • ▲:chicken pot pie
  • ▲:the farmers wife got a machine that makes them
  • ▼:oh no!!
  • ▼:really?
  • ▼:that sucks.
  • ▲:tweedy's pot pies
  • ▲:look it up
  • ▲:its terrible
  • ▲:and then with me
  • ▲:i dance like crazy
  • ▲:its sorta fun
  • ▲:but i cant stop
  • ▲:i learned from a jackolope
  • ▼:dancing?
  • ▲:after he convinced me to stop being so depressed after being shaved the first time
  • ▼:oh.
  • ▼:im sorry. :(
  • ▲:this is me
  • ▲:and my story
  • ▲:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC7pWq9NCzc
  • ▼:ok ill make sure to watch it later.
  • ▲:good
  • ▲:now a word of warning before i go
  • ▲:dont- squirel
  • ▼:?
  • ▲:sorry distracted
  • ▲:dont let the nubby one romance you...
  • ▼:nubby one?
  • ▲:but remember
  • ▼:you mean karkat?
  • ▲:i just met you and this is crazy but yes
  • ▲:that one
  • ▼:ok?
  • ▼:ill try not to haha.
  • ▲:i must go prepare my balloon house
  • ▼:be 'romanced'
  • ▲:because adventure is out there!
  • ▼:i wish you good luck!
  • ▲:thank you
  • ▼:wherever youre going!
  • ▲:paradise falls lovely place
  • ▼:yeah i saw that movie!
  • ▼:wait!
  • ▼:is there anything else you have to tell me?
  • ▼:...about anyone else?
  • ▲:don't blink
  • ▲:whatever you do
  • ▲:don't blink
  • ▼:damn.
  • ▲:you blink they'll kill you
  • ▼:who?
  • ▲:the angels have the policebox
  • ▼:the weeping angels?
  • ▲:sshhhh
  • ▼:sorry.
  • ▼:ok thanks.
  • ▲:i must go, things to do people to see, things to eat
  • ▲:good bye john
  • ▼:haha ok have fun!
  • ▲:((i'm sorry))
  • ▼:((its ok))
  • ▲:((i had too much fun with that))
  • ▼:((haha yeah everyone gets a little ooc sometimes))
  • ▼:((youre the best sheep ive rped with))
  • ▲:((yes! my life's dream is achieved! lol, but the movie& dw references were fun))
  • ▲:((and children's book))
  • ▼:((haha yeah. what about the nubby one thing?))
  • ▲:((that was legitly karkat
  • ▲:))
  • ▼:((i figured))
  • ▼:((thats a sure fire way to make someone do something even more btw))
  • ▼:((tell them not to do it))
  • ▲:((exactly. farewell, if you have a forum account i'm controlledInsanity, same for pesterchum and my tumblr is wakeupandstartdreamingofthings.tumblr.com, this has been you r daily dose of random, thank you and good night))

I set uP THE BEST PRANK HOLY SHIT. MY MOM IS SCARED OF UNDER HER BED SO WHILE SHE WAS AT THE STORE I PUT MY SCARY MASK UNDER THERE. HER VANITY ISNT TOGETHER YET SO HER MIRROR (RESTING AGAINST THE WALL) REFLECTS UNDER HER BED. SHE CAN ONLY SEE THE REFLECTION FROM HER BED. I FEEL NO PAIN. NO REGRET. ONLY FEAR ON HOW SHE’LL GET HER REVENGE.

Watch on nintendork69.tumblr.com

Pulled the classic shaving cream prank on my besties drunk ass little brother. Also I drew dicks on his face and you get to her my terrible voice.