prank goes wrong

prank war | stiles stilinski

A/N: Everything’s better wet, right? This GIF literally attacked me in the middle of class which resulted in this 2k smut. As always, enjoy and send in requests if you have any. Love, J xx

Prompt: When a prank goes wrong, you and Stiles have to stay and clean up the mess and end up getting messier than before.

Word Count: 2,144

Warning: Smut and slime.

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In order from oldest - newest

All The Boys

 When they text you when you’re in the same room/near them 

The members try and get you to confess to Yoongi 1 | 2 

♡ The members try and get you to confess to Namjoon 

The members try and get you to confess to Taehyung 1 | 2 

The members try and get you to confess to Jungkook 1 | 2 

Song Lyric Prank Maknae Line | Hyung Line 

You’re spending time with Got7 Maknae Line | Hyung Line 

They accidently confess Maknae Line | Hyung Line

Telling Yoongi you’re pregnant 

The boys make fun of you for accidently sexting another member ⚉

Kim Seokjin (Jin)

Jin helps you study

Jealous Jin 1 | 2 | 3

Min Yoongi (Suga)

The members try and get you to confess to Yoongi 1 | 2 

☾ Jealous Yoongi 

 Talking about Holly

Friends to lovers 

Yoongi wants you back after a breakup 

Telling Yoongi you’re pregnant

Jung Hoseok (J-Hope)

Hoseok catches you singing

Everyday texts with best friend Hoseok 

☼ Hosoek misunderstands when he sees you buying a ring 

Kim Namjoon (RapMonster)

 The members try and get you to confess to Namjoon 

 Namjoon comforting you 

The boys make fun of you for accidently sexting another member 

Park Jimin

✩ Christmas texts with Jimin

 Jimin Is distant 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

✩ Everyday texts with Jimin ft Drunk Jimin

 ✩ Enemies to lovers 

Kim Taehyung (V) 

Everyday texts with Taehyung 

The members try and get you to confess you Taehyung 1 | 2 

Confessing to Taehyung (Continuation of Jungkook finds out Taehyung likes you)

 You surprise Taehyung with a new cat 

Taehyung wants you back after a breakup 

Jeon Jungkook 

Jungkook finds out Taehyung likes you ⚉ 

Everyday texts with Jungkook 

The members try and get you to confess to Jungkook 1 | 2 

Friends to lovers 

Trying to convince Jungkook he looks like a bunny

Bf Jungkook comforting you ⚉

Jungkook wants you back after a breakup ⚉

A prank on Jungkook goes wrong

Jungkook brings up an insecurity 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Angsty Ending | Fluffy Ending 

Jungkook and you go on a vacation

The boys make fun of you for accidently sexting another memeber


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Just a Prank (Grayson Dolan x Reader)

Request: Hello! Can i request an imagine, that the reader is grayson’s girlfriend and she helps ethan prank him (you can decide what kind of prank) but it all goes wrong and Gray gets hurt and the reader feels very sad and feels guilty, and when they make up they just cuddle and are really cute ajdjsj i love your stuff! Have a good day💖

Warnings: sad Grayson, swearing.

A/N: I switched up your request a little and I know this isn’t what you meant by Grayson getting ‘hurt’, but technically he did get hurt ;) Apologies if this is really rushed, this has probably been done so many times before too oops


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shirosangel  asked:

Happy birthday!! I love high school AUs so just imagine Keith stealing Shiro's letterman jacket and walks around in it cause it's comfy and smells like his bf. It's way too big but it doesn't really matter. And Shiro lets him steal it every time cause he loves seeing him wear it (and they both love that other people can see him wearing it too so everyone knows they're a couple)

Okay, if we’re going high school AU, we’re going full on cliche 1980s romcom high school AU without irony or apology. Shiro as the all-American jock, the star of his football team and the pride of the school. On top of it, he’s also smart, has great grades, AND is a genuinely nice guy???

UGH, it makes hating him super hard but Keith tries really hard to manage it. I’m guessing that Keith and Shiro were best friends as little kids, but then Keith had to leave school and was moved around from foster home to foster home. Now he’s back and Shiro doesn’t remember him and Keith AGGRESSIVELY DOESN’T CARE (hint: he cares a whole lot). He deals with his unhappiness in totally healthy ways, like feathered hair and too much eyeliner.

But of course Shiro notices him and wants to say something, Keith was his best friend but was just gone! Except this angry abrasive punk kid isn’t anything like the Keith he used to know (hint: yes he is) and Shiro just watches him sadly from a distance and wonders if Keith even remembers when they were close.

Cue shenanigans at the prom where a popular kid prank goes wrong and Keith is unfairly blamed for the whole thing. Shiro takes a stand and refuses to keep silent for his football bros because it’s wrong. They both end up in detention, but it’s worth it because it gives Shiro a chance to finally talk to Keith, and Keith to finally open up a little. 

When Keith shows up rooting for Shiro at the playoffs wearing Shiro’s letterman jacket and (slightly) less eyeliner, it’s a bit of a shock. It’s even more of a shock when Shiro scores the winning touchdown and celebrates by jumping into the bleachers to kiss Keith in front of everyone.

imagine if in until dawn josh’s saw trap prank goes wrong and the tracks accidentally go towards ashley. then josh runs out from behind the wall and grabs ashley by her feet and holds her above the saw, and its just buzzing beneath her. shes hysterically crying, chris is screaming “wtf” and josh is just panicking, telling chris to “turn it off”, and the room is just filled with everyone all yelling at the same time

Which AU should I write next?

Oni Hanzo is Haunting a very flustered Jesse McCree after a birthday prank goes wrong (Saw prompt somewhere on tumblr but can’t find where)

My daughter can summon a spirit dragon and you’re my last resort so please be my daughter’s nanny (Bi Widowed Hanzo + Bottom shy Jesse?)

I would have died if I got hit by that speeding car but a stranger appeared out of nowhere and i swear stopped the car with his body. Now I keep seeing him everywhere and maybe the concussion gave me brain damage. (Guardian Angel Jesse)

Headcanon Prompts(Jason)

For the lovely @predomina-buna, hope you like it!

G(Guarded)

-Jason, himself is always guarded. That what happens when you grew up the way he did.

-His feelings are guarded by thick, concrete layers of brick. When he met you, it was hard to chip at it away everyday. When you got through one layer though, it made it worth the effort.

-Telling you he loves you was such an important day for you both. He was done guarding his affection for you because he knew that you, now guarded his heart.

Y(Yield)

-No one can tell Jason anything when he’s in a set mood.

-He sure as hell doesn’t listen to Bruce.

-That changed when he found out that you were pregnant.

-When he goes too far now, just the word ”Baby” is enough to make him yield.

-Sometimes, the batfam will use that word to try to make Jason stop chasing them when a prank goes wrong.

Dan and Phil Preference

Dan and Phil play a prank on you that goes wrong…

Dan:

You and Dan have been dating for close to a year now and your relationship is out in the open to his fans. Today Dan is doing a live show on YouNow and his fans are asking about you. “Yeah, (Y/N) is staying with me and Phil while her house is being renovated.” Dan answers their rapid questions. “Right now?? She is… I believe in the living room answering some emails or on tumblr… Probably the later am I right??” He laughs and reads some of what is gping on in the chat box. “Kayla says I should go prank her…” He thinks for a second. “You know what I should… It would be sweet revenge after she stole my phone and wrote that tweet the other day don’t you think??” He reads some more of the comments coming in on the chat. “How should I do it guys?? Scare her?? Yeah good idea because I can use this creepy Dalek mask Phil left in my room…” He holds up the mask. “Don’t ask.” He then picks up his laptop and walks to the living room. He slides the laptop along the floor slowly so you wouldn’t notice it on the floor. There was a perfect view of you sitting on the couch laptop in front of you, hair up in a messy bun and in a pair of Dan’s sweetpants and t-shirt. All of a sudden Dan jumps in the room and yells with the mask on. You throw your laptop across the room and scream bloody murder. Dan takes off his mask and laughs while you cover your face and cry. Dan stops laughing and his face falls. “Oh my gosh (Y/N) please don’t cry I didn’t mean to do this it was just a prank to get back at you for the other day.” He walks over to you and wraps his arms around you. You bury your face into his shirt and continue to cry. “You better… be glad I love you or I would beat you up.” You smile through the tears and Dan wipes your eyes. “Just remember babe” You look up at him. “This means war.” 

Phil:

“Hey guys this video is going to be a little bit different than what I have done before…” Phil begins another video for his fans. “I had originally planned to do a surprise video for my girlfriend (Y/N). You all know (Y/N), you know the pretty girl I hangout with all the time and brag about…  Here I will just put a picture here.” He waves his hand beside him and a picture of you making a silly face pops up. “Anyway like I had said I had planned to make a video surprising her with a trip to New York to see (your favorite band/singer). I had it all organized where I would hide the tickets in the book she is currently reading. It was all working out perfectly until this happened…” - The video cuts to another video with you holding your book. “Phil I swear if you moved my bookmark again I am going to hide all of your contacts for a month… And why in the world do you have the camera out.” You asked with a slight smile on your face. “Don’t worry about it babe, just open your book.” Phil says from behind the camera. “You’re scaring me Phil…” You say wearily as you open your book to see the tickets. “What in the world… Are these tickets to (your favorite band/singer)??” You ask looking up at Phil and the camera. “Yup!! Surprise!!” Phil says in a chipper voice. You look at him strangely. “Why??” You ask with an confused look on your face. “Why?? Because I love you and wanted to be a good boyfriend??” Phil says with quizzical sound to his voice. “You know I hate (your favorite band/singer)…” You say raising your eyebrows. “WHAT??” Phil’s voice jumps three octaves. You keep a straight face for a long awkward moment and then laugh. “Gotcha!! I love it babe so so much. THANK YOU!!” You yell and continue to laugh. Phil is silent for a while and then you take the camera from him to show his face… priceless. - The video goes back to Phil in his bedroom. “Do you see what I have to put up with?? She can be so mean sometimes.” He laughs. “But I love her… If you thought that was bad enough though you should see what happened the next day.” He gives the camera a grimace. “A little back story to the next clips is that I wanted to get back at her for her little prank on me… I wanted to give her a taste of her own medication but it didn’t work out as planned. - This video starts off with you standing at the book case looking annoyed. “Phil Lester I swear that if you don’t come get my book down right now I am going to leave you for (your celebrity crush).” You cross your arms over your chest. “No you won’t. You love me too much.” He gives a little giggle. “So says you” you say as you turn back to the bookcase. “Care to tell the viewers what is going on??” Phil asks you. “Well if they must know, my boyfriend Philip Lester has decided to get revenge on me and put my book on TOP of the book case where I can’t reach it.” You glare at the camera fighting back a smile. Phil laughs and continues to record you as you struggle to get your book down. After a few attempts and lots of laughter from Phil you finally get your book down… And a few other things that were on top of the book case… One being a giant books full of some of Dan’s stuff. Luckily your face was there to catch the giant box… Breaking your nose. You scream and drop to the floor holding you face. Phil throws the camera down and rushes to you. All the viewers can hear are many apologies from Phil and your laughter. - The video is now back to Phil in his bedroom. “So that is all I have for today… Moral of the story is… Be careful how you prank people??” He gives his sweet awkward smile and then ends the video. 

I know that Phil’s got super long didn’t it?? Haha thank you so much for reading I appreciate feedback 

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The following is a rough list of my favorite films dealing with revenge! I tried to focus on movies where revenge is central to the plot, but others are included for their important commentary on the subject or the brutality of the act. Since I’ve already made a post about school revenge movies, none of them are featured. This post is dedicated to @congenitaldisease because she inspired me to complete it! All of the descriptions are from IMDb or Wikipedia!

Dead Man’s Shoes (2004)

A disaffected soldier returns to his hometown to get even with the thugs who brutalized his mentally-challenged brother years ago.

Red Road (2006)

Jackie spends her days monitoring a series of surveillance cameras trained on a rough Glasgow neighborhood. She spots Clyde, an ex-convict, on one of the screens, then becomes obsessed with him. When she devises a plan to meet and seduce him, the reason for her obsession becomes clear.

Katalin Varga (2009)

Katalin Varga is cast out of her home when her husband discovers that her son Orban is not his. Taking Orban with her, Katalin sets out on a long journey to track down and punish the men who raped her 11 years earlier.

Kill Bill Vol. 1 (2003)

The Bride wakens from a four-year coma. The child she carried in her womb is gone. Now she must wreak vengeance on the team of assassins who betrayed her - a team she was once part of.

Kill Bill Vol. 2 (2004)

The Bride continues her quest of vengeance against her former boss and lover Bill, the reclusive bouncer Budd and the treacherous, one-eyed Elle.

The Virgin Spring (1960)

A kind but pampered beautiful young virgin and her family’s pregnant and jealous servant set out to deliver candles to church, but only one returns from events that transpire in the woods along the way.  

Blue Ruin (2013)

A mysterious outsider’s quiet life is turned upside down when he returns to his childhood home to carry out an act of vengeance. Proving himself an amateur assassin, he winds up in a brutal fight to protect his estranged family.

Revanche (2008)

Ex-con Alex plans to flee to the South with his girl after a robbery. But something terrible happens and revenge seems inevitable.

Buster and Billie (1974)

In a rural 1940s southern town, a socially awkward high school girl is taken advantage of by the boys…

Kiss of the Tarantula (1976)

An undertaker’s teenage daughter uses pet spiders to punish her uncle and practical jokers.

Carrie (1976)

Carrie White, a shy, friendless teenage girl who is sheltered by her domineering, religious mother, unleashes her telekinetic powers after being humiliated by her classmates at her senior prom.

Law Abiding Citizen (2009)

A frustrated man decides to take justice into his own hands after a plea bargain sets one of his family’s killers free. He targets not only the killer but also the district attorney and others involved in the deal.

Edge of Darkness (2010)

As homicide detective Thomas Craven investigates the death of his activist daughter, he uncovers not only her secret life, but a corporate cover-up and government collusion that attracts an agent tasked with cleaning up the evidence.

Double Jeopardy (1999)

A woman framed for her husband’s murder suspects he is still alive; as she has already been tried for the crime, she can’t be re-prosecuted if she finds and kills him.

The Last House on the Left (1972 & 2009)

Two teenage girls head to a rock concert for one’s birthday. While trying to score marijuana in the city, they are kidnapped and brutalized by a gang of psychotic convicts.

The Hand that Rocks the Cradle (1992)

After her humiliated husband kills himself, an embittered pregnant widow loses her child, and embarks on a mission of vengeance against a woman and her family.

The Crow (1994)

A man brutally murdered comes back to life as an undead avenger of his and his fiancée’s murder.

The Brave One (2007)

A woman struggles to recover from a brutal attack by setting out on a mission for revenge.

Harakiri (1962)

An elder ronin samurai arrives at a feudal lord’s home and requests an honorable place to commit suicide. But when the ronin inquires about a younger samurai who arrived before him things take an unexpected turn.            

The Loved Ones (2009)

When Brent turns down his classmate Lola’s invitation to the prom, she concocts a wildly violent plan for revenge.

Shutter (2004 & 2008)

A young photographer and his girlfriend discover mysterious shadows in their photographs after a tragic accident. They soon learn that you can not escape your past.

Dogville (2003)

A woman on the run from the mob is reluctantly accepted in a small Colorado town. In exchange, she agrees to work for them. As a search visits town, she finds out that their support has a price. Yet her dangerous secret is never far away…

Straw Dogs (1971 & 2011)

A young American and his English wife come to rural England and face increasingly vicious local harassment.

Eye for an Eye (1996)

When the courts fail to keep behind bars the man who raped and murdered her daughter, a woman seeks her own form of justice.

Martyrs (2008)

A young woman’s quest for revenge against the people who kidnapped and tormented her as a child leads her and a friend, who is also a victim of child abuse, on a terrifying journey into a living hell of depravity.

Sleepers (1996)

After a prank goes disastrously wrong, a group of boys are sent to a detention center where they are brutalized; over 10 years later, they get their chance for revenge.

Mean Creek (2004)

When a teen is bullied, his brother and friends lure the bully into the woods to seek revenge.

Nocturnal Animals (2016)

An art gallery owner is haunted by her ex-husband’s novel, a violent thriller she interprets as a veiled threat and a symbolic revenge tale.

Secret in Their Eyes (2015)

A tight-knit team of rising investigators, along with their supervisor, is suddenly torn apart when they discover that one of their own teenage daughters has been brutally murdered.

Red, White And Blue (2010)

A woman attracts the attention of a psychotic former Army interrogator and an emotionally fragile young man caring for his ailing mother.            

Out of the Furnace (2013)

When Rodney Baze mysteriously disappears and law enforcement doesn’t follow through fast enough, his older brother, Russell, takes matters into his own hands to find justice.

Descent (2007)

A college co-ed is brutally raped and struggles alone to rebuild her life.

Leon: The Professional (1994)

Mathilda, a 12-year-old girl, is reluctantly taken in by Léon, a professional assassin, after her family is murdered. Léon and Mathilda form an unusual relationship, as she becomes his protégée and learns the assassin’s trade.

Willard (1971 & 2003)

A social misfit uses his only friends, his pet rats, to exact revenge on his tormentors.         

Irreversible (2002)

Events over the course of one traumatic night in Paris unfold in reverse-chronological order as the beautiful Alex is brutally raped and beaten by a stranger in the underpass.

I Spit on Your Grave (1978 & 2010)

An aspiring writer is repeatedly gang-raped, humiliated, and left for dead by four men whom she systematically hunts down to seek revenge.

BgA mtl: prank you on april fools

Most

R.O.P 

Daeyang 

J-Lite

Jeungri 

P-Dragon 

Least 


R.O.P would love to prank you and would take any chance to do it. No matter what your reactions was, he would still prank you and probably yell “It WAS JUST A PRANK, BRO!” 12 times, at least. 

Dayeang would take this opportunity to really mess with your head. You know those “SHOOTING FRIEND PRANk GOES WRONG” videos on youtube that everyone was talking about last year? He would do one of those and not care about the aftermath. 

J-Lite wouldn’t do too much. If you guys had kids he would probably prank them in a Daddyof5 manner, you know, yelling at them, screaming at them, beating them, messing them up mentaly and all that. 

Jeungri would be too scared to prank you. What if you got mad? What if you hated him after? What if what he did killed you? 

P-Dragon would never prank you. Well, maybe one of those “proposal gone wrong prank! she said yes!” pranks. Otherwise, he would never do it. The fear of hurting you, or you leaving him would be too hard for him. The thought alone made him want to scream. 

I want James Potter almost passed out and bleeding after a prank goes badly wrong and Lily Evans to full on panic and lean him against a wall cradling his face in her hands and yelling at him to stay awake and that he’s okay the healers are coming and everyone is really surprised at how panicked she is because “doesn’t she hate him…?” But then right when the healers have got him on a stretcher and is levitating him to the hospital wing Lily leans over and kisses him right on the mouth and James, even in his barely awake state, looks around at the crowd and just smirks because ‘finally. everyone knows’ and that’s how everyone finds out James Potter and Lily Evans are dating.

anonymous asked:

Living with the Winchesters (sister point of view, if you'd be down for that)?

Of course, love :)

  • Super protective brothers. They’d never let you go out.
  • Always having to take care of them.
  • Patching them up after a hunt and having them patch you up.
  • Going on hunts with them both even though they tell you it’s too dangerous.
  • Whenever you argue, they’d use the ‘big brother’ card over you so you were always in the wrong (apparently).
  • Drinking with them after a successful hunt.
  • Meeting someone you like and having them interrogate them when you bring whoever it is to meet them for the first time.
  • Reminiscing of your parents and your normal life years back.
  • Being the mediator of fights between the two.
  • Being trusted to drive the Impala.
  • Always going on food runs and having to stock up on fruit and pie.
  • Helping Dean prank Sam.
  • Helping Sam prank Dean.
  • Then when the prank goes wrong, you always act like you had nothing to do with it.
  • Always making fun of and teasing the brothers in front of cute people they like.
  • Bear hugs with them.
  • During the night when Sam’s sleeping you braid his hair.
  • Purposely taking ages to get dressed because they always complain about it.
  • When you’re upset, they’ll threaten to kill whoever hurt you.

Art by- Sapphire.


Pika: Alright guys, we are opening our ask box for Bendy and the Ink Machine (our version) except with TWO Bendy’s! Here’s how this works-

INFO

The Bendy with goop OVER his eyes or he has RED EYES is called “Chase” and the normal Bendy is, well, Bendy!

Chase- Has Goop over his eyes at all times or red eyes glow through. Can possess Bendy. Can turn into full ink- that includes following ink trails Bendy may leave behind. Can spread ink. Tall. Usually teases Bendy a lot especially if a prank goes wrong. He tends to have a prank battle with Bendy and often wins (by often I mean all the time) because the creators don’t know about Chase. Great at killing, hurting, creating body guards/henchmen made of ink, scaring, running and ink related pranks.

Bendy- Can goop but only a little- Bendy gooping usually looks like this—

Art by- Pika

though he gets close to looking like Chase if he’s really upset(but his eyes will always remain revealed). Can be possessed by Chase (refer to the possessed Bendy). Can wipe ink onto walls to annoy Joey and Henry. Is a prankster. Short. A pure menace. Acts extra innocent after causing trouble (PRANKS). Doesn’t mind being teased by Chase. Always loses the prank battles by getting caught in the act or blamed for Chase’s pranks. Great dancer. (and cross dresser LMAO)

Boris- Is like the responsible friend. Very smart, but can be oblivious to in coming pranks. Usually has to make sure Bendy isn’t doing something evil. doesn’t know about Chase YET. Helps out around the place a lot. Great at playing the clarinet.

Alice Angel- HATES Bendy. Hate is a strong word she says. But that doesn’t mean her angel heart is pure enough to not want to steal Bendy’s role. She wants to become more famous and MORE amazing then any “stupid ink demon” could ever be. She flirts to win over the hearts of people. Will regularly lie about things to get Bendy in more trouble then he does when doing a prank. Is only nice to people who aren’t a threat to her fame. Doesn’t know about Chase YET. Great actor and singer.

The creators(Joey and Henry only)- Are always busy. Get annoyed by pranks. Great friends with Alice. Don’t know about Chase. Also great friends with Boris. Bad attitude towards Bendy but happy when Bendy performs a good episode and gets them heaps of money. Henry is usually more kind to Bendy then Joey.

hailtostjames  asked:

Could you recommend some really good Coliver fics? Preferably in Ao3?

Okay, prepare yourself for the longest list ever. (fics are no particular order)

I Kinda Need A Hero (Is it You?) by thelilacfield

Summary: There are very few things Connor is scared of. Jail, of course - he’s already the black sheep of his family without becoming an arrested law student. And commitment - being tied down to a single person. Falling in love. Now he finds himself facing both fears at the same time. A/N: Connor/Oliver; Headcanon continuation from 1x04; Title from Nightingale by Demi Lovato

Tell Them This Love Hasn’t Changed Me by conwalshs

Summary: Connor’s first dream about his soulmate didn’t feel at all conventional, though there wasn’t much logic to be found in a theory that suggested soulmates existed, anyway.At least in Connor’s eyes, there wasn’t.

Crash Into you by nontoxic

Summary: Compound fracture of his left tibia, shattered patella requiring replacement, broken ulna, two broken ribs, and three fractured vertebrae. Fantastic.His doctor was just as warm and nice as the nurse – Oliver, he learned his name was – and Connor hated it. He wanted to hate them. —Connor is in a bad car accident. Oliver is his nurse.aka the hospital au no one asked for.

We’re Not Boyfriends, You Had No Right by oh_shipp

Summary: “Who’s your friend?” Connor asked. He had a smile on his face but Oliver could tell that he wasn’t happy. Wait, was Connor jealous?

Shut Up Michaela, I’m Having A Revelation by oh_shipp

Summary: He should have apologized, he should have said something, but he stayed silent. He watched Oliver down his drink and leave the bar.Basically, ‘We’re Not Boyfriends, You Had No Right’ but from Connor’s perspective

Just say a word by Rukiacat

Summary: “Can I help you?” spoke Connor eventually, as the other student still haven’t said a word. “I-I’m Oliver” started he finally, stuttering a bit. “I’m an arts student, and… well, uh…” he was searching for the correct words so desperately, Connor couldn’t help but quirk a little smile. “So… our project in photography is to take photos of someone in various situations and places, and when I saw you I thought that you know… you could be my model?”

Colorblind by iamsiriuslyriddikulus

Summary: The world is in black and white until the day after you sleep with your soulmate.

Turn if Off and On Again by matchsticks_p

Summary: A ten-thousand word office AU, written for the prompt “Connor really does work at the bank across the street and his idiot coworker, Asher, keeps getting viruses on their computer by downloading porn. Eventually, the bank borrows some IT guys from the advertizing firm across the street, including Oliver. Connor tries to ask Oliver out, but Oliver mistakenly thinks Connor is straight (because of Asher’s porn). So, Connor starts infecting the office computers with more viruses to get another excuse to talk to Oliver and try again.“It isn’t exactly like that, but it sort of is exactly like that.

Not Boyfriends by greatappreciations

Summary: Connor Walsh had always said that he doesn’t do boyfriends. Oliver makes him reconsider this.

How To Get Away with Kissing Your Best Mate by thewriternurse

Summary: To say that Connor Walsh fancied Oliver Hampton would be a severe understatement. Hogwarts AU!

I Got My Mind Made Up by thewriternurse

Summary: A moonlit picnic by the Black Lake, kissing, and a question. Hogwarts AU!

Stacking the Dice by thedeadparrot

Summary: High School AU. Connor makes a bet with Michaela. Oliver gets caught in the crossfire.

Play it Again by the deadparrot

Summary: Future fic. Five years ago, Oliver left Philadelphia and Connor behind with the intention of never seeing either of them ever again. But then Connor shows up in Seattle asking for Oliver’s help with a case, and Oliver is forced to re-evaluate his priorities.

Worth Your While by sterica

Summary: “Stop looking at me.” Oliver says, noticing for the eighth time that Connor hasn’t stopped staring at him since he sat opposite him in the library just ten minutes ago.“I need your help.” Connor is still smiling and Oliver half-hates himself for the way he always bends to Connor’s will. “I’ll make it worth your while.”Hogwarts AU - Connor always gets Oliver to help him out with his pranks. But when it goes wrong, it backfires only for Oliver.

Turned On by sterica

Summary: Connor is on YouTube and he’s clicking through Coming Out videos. He feels like each one is the same until he clicks on a video entitled “Coming Out” by a user called theITguy. Connor Walsh is fourteen years old when someone who doesn’t even know who he is gives him the courage to do something wonderful. He’s twenty-four when he has the chance to do something wonderful back. YouTube AU - Connor watches Oliver’s videos as a teenager and, years later, meets him in a bar.

Play Pretending by ilikeyouxactually

Summary: In preparing to meet Oliver’s mom, Connor suggests that they act more like a couple. It all works fine, until Connor has had enough and wants to be like this all the time.

The Wretched and Joyful by horchatita394

Summary: “And for the record, it is marriage, is it not? Someone is going to die.”

Prerequisite by horchatita394

Summary: i had a one night stand the night before i started a college class and WHOOPS I ACCIDENTALLY BANGED THE PROFESSOR au.

You’re a bow and arrow, a broken guitar by calissequecestmignon

Summary: in which Oliver and Connor dance around each other trying to figure things out, think about sex, are mean and are kind and finally live happily ever after.

So Alive with wild hope by calissequecestmignon

Summary: This is the Oliver POV to my other story "You’re a bow and arrow (a broken guitar)”. Some is the exact same, just from a different angle, some is completely different. But the dance is the dance and the heart wants what it wants, same as always. Oliver and Connor fluff and smut and happy endings.

Coming Alive by Bartholemew

Summary: Each relationship goes through a series of firsts.  

We are such stuff as dreams are made on by Bartholemew

Summary: It was the absence of noise that bothered him more than the constant laughing, keeping him awake until the next morning, forced to listen to sweet nothings through thin apartment walls.

More by alittleintoxicated

Summary: words about a first year law student and a programmer when they were together. words about them when they were apart. words from the playboy, and words from the introvert. words from the poured, half-filled glass of red wine and words from the yellow knitted hat. Connor and Oliver, the words that happened. the words that were thought, kept, exchanged, rejected, given. the words that were more, that meant more. the words that were theirs.

I don’t do Boyfriends, except you by HoneyBadgerInHanover

Summary: Oliver, it turns out, is not HIV positive - but he is very sick, and it’s all going downhill for Connor.Michaela just thinks they’re both idiots, to be honest.

Nothing I’d Like More by skuttlebug

Summary: “There was also the rather significant issue of Connor having much deeper feelings for Oliver than college roomies often do. Connor had spent the last seven months that Oliver and Sophie had been dating trying not to get jealous over the time they spent together, and trying to push aside the fluttery feeling in his stomach every time Oliver smiled at him.”

Blade Runner Blues by checkyourthreadtension

Summary: “I’m not afraid of you. You can’t fuck me up more than I’ve already fucked up myself.”

The Marks You Left On Me by samanthaB

Summary: In a world where your words get marked on your soul mate’s skin as handwritten tattoos, Oliver considers himself quite unlucky with his soul mate. He doesn’t like him too much but they never even met. That will change soon though, not without a few bumps on the road of course…

Five Years and Two Thousand Miles by the_worldbutler

Summary: Connor leaves Middleton by tacking a note to Keating’s door:  Leaving town, and Middleton, and all of this bullshit.  I won’t tell anyone if you won’t.  Don’t try to contact me.

Everything written by thekingslover (Total of 40 coliver fics)

Everything written by jooliewrites (Total of 79 coliver fics)  

Enjoy~

You Prank Him But It Goes Wrong Part 2 -Justin Bieber Imagine

Requested? A Lot

i didn’t think you guys would actually want a part 2 but here it is! let me know what you think. maybe i’ll end it with part 3! sorry if there are any mistakes, i only read through it once but enjoy babes x

PART 1 (text imagine) // PART 3

walking up to the door, I rang the doorbell and half a minute later it opened. i looked up to see ryan standing in front of me. “hey” i mumbled nervously “hey” “please tell me he’s here” ryan nodded and motioned for me to come in “so, how upset is he?” i asked fumbling with my fingers “it’s complicat-” but he was interrupted “yn?” justin walked in from the backyard “what are you doing here?” by the tone of his voice it was obvious that he was still pissed and honestly, i don’t blame him “i’ll be upstairs” ryan excused himself leaving the room “i-i’ve been looking for you for hours” i confessed “kind of the reason why i didn’t tell anyone where i was going…” he trailed off “i’m sorry about earlier, i-” i blurted but he wasn’t having it “i don’t wanna talk about it” he walked away from me “justin please” i grabbed his hand but he yanked it away from me. “just drop it okay?” i opened my mouth but didn’t exactly know what to say. justin was never this cold to me. trust me it’s not a good feeling. “i need to know that you forgive me” i persisted “well i don’t” he was almost never this serious “justin, are you okay? you seem off” i commented “i just need some space okay!” he yelled and i blinked a few times trying to hold back the tears that were difficult to fight back “justin-” “just leave! get out!” his voice echoed throughout the house. before i knew it ryan was back downstairs making sure everything was ok. “i-i yeah i’m gonna g-go” i stuttered before bolting outside “yn wait!” ryan ran after me “he’s not mad at you” he tried to explain but i’m not stupid “clearly he is, furious actually” i chewed on the inside of my cheek trying not to freak out “not with you, justin’s just taking it out on you. he had a rough day after you talked to him. it’s not your fault” “are you sure because-” “i’m sure” he promised confidently “okay” i wiped my tears “i guess i’ll just see him tomorrow then” unlocking my car and opening the door “don’t think too much about it, he should be back to normal tomorrow” i nodded and started the engine. but it was hard not to overthing everything when i could hear justin yelling at me replaying over and over in my head.

REQUESTS // MASTERLIST

For a show that has been going for 25 years and developed the kind of fan base The Simpsons has, there’s going to be some crazy fan theories going around.

One though may just change the way you view the programme forever. It actually makes sense.

Redditor Hardtopickaname has an unusual but possibly perceptive idea.

In October 1992, the episode ‘Homer the Heretic’ was first aired. It saw Homer deciding to boycott attending church, but the episode finished with a key scene that saw him talking to God.

Homer: God, I gotta ask you something. What’s the meaning of life?
God: Homer, I can’t tell you that.
Homer: C’mon!
God: You’ll find out when you die.
Homer: I can’t wait that long!
God: You can’t wait six months?
Homer: No, tell me now!
God: Well, OK. The meaning of life is…

Remember that bit? “You can’t wait six months?” Well six months later, in April 1993, the episode “So It’s Come To This: A Simpsons Clip Show” was aired. In this, a prank goes very wrong, as Bart shakes up one of Homer’s beer cans, only for it to blow up the house.

Homer seems fine after the incident, however when he is in hospital, a vending machine falls on him and places him into a coma. He eventually wakes up by the end of the episode but the theorist believes this is too sudden a recovery and thinks something else is going on.

He states that Homer hasn’t woken up from his coma and everything that has happened since, is his imagination.

This is why the characters don’t age. Homer remembers Bart, Lisa, and Maggie as 10, 8, and 1 year old, so they will always appear that way in his dreams. He is subconsciously aware of time passing, so his mind will often “update” his memories so that the year they occurred matches up with the age he thinks he is (eg. That 90’s Show contradicting other flashback episodes).

As evidence, he states after that episode, the tone of the show changes. Storylines become a lot more surreal such as: Homer goes to space, Maggie shoots Mr. Burns and Homer works for Scorpio, which sees him ending up owning the Denver Broncos. This is also apparently the reason for all the celebrity cameos.

People in comas can sometime hear what people in the same room are saying. While Homer wouldn’t physically react, his mind processes that information and includes it in his dreams.

The theory is summed up by stating that it all shows the meaning of Homer’s life: to entertain.

Does this theory make sense? Has the last 15 years of The Simpsons all been in the head? Or do some people think about TV shows a bit too much?