A: Are you a virgin?
El oh el. Yes.
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
People asking questions
Me answering questions
Just kidding. I love you. ❤
C: Celebrity crush?
I’d go with Emma Watson.
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
I would go back in time and tell the art school that rejected Hitler to accept him.
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
All the time. Bottoms up on that H2O, yeah?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
Marriage with @linkolin for about nine months.
I: 5 turn ons
reply fast. Communication is really important to me.
know when to be serious and when to be silly.
can put up with my nerdy pick-up lines. I’m obsessed.
are comfortable enough with me to casually make sexual innuendos a normal thing.
are a Harry potter fan (this actually isn’t optional).
J: 5 turn offs
are rude to clerks/waiters/waitresses.
laugh at something they know is important to me.
don’t like Harry Potter (dealbreaker).
K: What’s the biggest lie you have ever told?
I have read and agree to the Terms and Conditions.
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
They must be…
a Harry Potter fan.
Dude, I really don’t have high standards. Why do there have to be so many reasons.
Uh. Decisive. Because, as you can see, I suck at deciding things.
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
Hmm. I don’t know. Feelings are weird things.
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Please define the term, “friends.”
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
Non-applicable? I kiss my stuffed animals and Harry Potter books? Does that count?
S: Do looks matter to you?
No. I can’t really tell attractiveness, really.
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
NORMAL UNDERWEAR OKAY. I DON’T KNOW, MAN.
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
Uh. Let’s just say I’m not much out of ordinary.
V: How far have you gone?
Uh. High-five? Maybe? Picking up a pencil for someone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
Yeah, for the most part.
X: Are you circumcised?
I’m not cut out for that…
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: What are your three favorite blogs?