practicing clothing yeah!

do i have an excuse?? 

No

Do i need one?

No, not really

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Courtney and Willam are fighting, Alaska wants them to stop. A cold brings them all together.

Okay so this is complete shit, I wrote this in a little over an hour after reading all of the asks about it. I know someone is going to come along and write a way better version of those asks and I’m so okay with that and so ready. I high key need all of the Alaska sick fics. And witney fics.

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Jeyne likes older boys. And Theon is the best friend of her best friend’s eldest brother, that’s why she knows him. But Theon is a dick to her at first, just because she’s a young girl and he’s a grown man.
It takes him some time to notice Jeyne as a possible love interest.

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Some of Greg Bear’s ancient humans, for a little change of pace.

48G RH2016 Mayuki MC (Day 3)

Now I do this cuz it’s so funny xDDD

Reports by  ゆう⊿ヲタクデトックス san and some by れおっきー san, がっちゃん san on Twitter.

柏木「後輩に物申したいことがある!!私、レッスン着が黒のことがおおいんですけど」
渡辺「黒ばっかり着てるよね」
柏木「これはいいんだけど、小嶋さんからゆきりんってスタッフみたいだね(бвб)って言われた。これは私の中でいいの!小嶋さんは派手なレッスン着着てるから」

Yuki: I have something to say to my kouhai!! Most of my practice clothes are all black

Mayu: Yeah you wear black all the time

Yuki: They all look fine for me, but Kojima-san told me “Yukirin looks just like a staff member  (бвб)”. I’m all fine with my practice clothes! Kojima-san always wears flashy practice clothes, so that’s why.

柏木「NMBのツアーのとき、リハでステージからハケたとき、袖で『ありがとうございました』ってマイク渡してきた人がいたの!スタッフじゃないから!!しかも2回も!!」
渡辺麻「それはゆきりんが黒ばっかり着るからだよ。これからは小綺麗な格好してもらって」
柏木「別に汚いわけじゃない」

Yuki: During the rehearsal for NMB’s tour, when we left the stage and went to the wings, there was a member went to me and gave me her mic and said “Thank you very much”! I’m not one of the staff!! Not to mention that it happened twice!!

Mayu: That is because Yukirin wears black all the time. From now on please wear something a bit neater.

Yuki: It’s not like I wore something dirty.

渡辺麻友
正月、それぞれ家族旅行行った時ゆきりんがお土産交換しようと言ったのに言い出しっぺが買ってきてなかって今日買ってくると昨日言ったので今からゆきりんのお土産お披露目をしたいと思います

Mayu: When we each went on our own family trip on New Year’s Day, Yukirin said “Let’s do a souvenir exchange” but she didn’t buy me anything despite being the one to have suggested that. Yesterday she told me “I’ll buy it today” so now I’d like to do a souvenir unveiling here.

柏木「昨日の時点でこのMC(お土産披露)なかったじゃん、なんで入ったの」
渡辺麻「どうしてもしたかったから土下座した!」

Yuki: This wasn’t part of our MC at this time yesterday, so why?

Mayu: I really wanted to do this by any means so I knelt before the staff!

柏木「お土産ちゃんと買ってきた!まゆの夢だったやつ!持ってくるね」
渡辺麻「何?500円で叶う夢?何?そんな安い夢?」
柏木「これでーす(叩いてかぶってじゃんけんぽいセット」
渡辺「あああああああああ(泣き真似」
柏木「逆に嘘っぽいから」

Yuki: I did buy your souvenir! It’s something Mayu’s dreamed to have! I’ll bring it out.

Mayu: What? Was my dream a dream that can be granted with 500 yen? Was it such a cheap dream?

Yuki: It’s thi~s (A Tataite Kabutte Jankenpon set [a jankenpon game where if you win the janken you will use a hammer to hit the loser’s head, and the loser has to wear a helmet to prevent being hit by the hammer]

Mayu: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH (pretend to cry)

Yuki: You’re looking like doing a fake cry.

And they decided to use the set to play against each other.

ゆきりん「勝負なんで何かかけますか?」
まゆゆ「賞金?1000万」

Yuki: Since it’s a battle, should we bet on something?

Mayu: Prize money? 10 million

柏木「(ゲームに)私が勝ったら、2年更新してないブログを更新してください」
渡辺麻「やだ!」
柏木「なんで」
渡辺麻「絶対書かない!」
柏木「それなら閉鎖すればいいじゃんw」
渡辺「やだ!1日に5回くらいコメントしてくれる人もいるんだよ!」
柏木「読んでるのね」
渡辺「たまに」

Yuki: If I won, please update your blog which hasn’t been updated for 2 years.

Mayu: I don’t wanna!

Yuki: Why?

Mayu: I’ll never write any posts!

Yuki: Close your blog then (laugh)

Mayu: I don’t wanna! There are people who would write comments for about 5 times a day on my blog!

Yuki: So you do read your blog, still.

Mayu: Sometimes.

渡辺麻「私が勝ったら…下着見せてください」
柏木「何それ!テイスト違いすぎ」
渡辺「ブログと下着でちょうどいいじゃん」
柏木「何それw まゆに見せたらいいの?」
渡辺「私と…あ!じゃあ、私が勝ったらゆきりんの下着をブログに載せます!私も嬉しいし、みんなも嬉しい」
柏木「ダメ!」

Mayu: If I won…please show me your underwear

Yuki: What’s that! Your taste is so wrong

Mayu: Doesn’t blog and underwear go well together (for a bet)

Yuki: What’s that (laugh) So I’ll just have to show it to Mayu?

Mayu: Me and…Ah! If I won I’ll put a picture of Yukirin’s underwear on my blog! Both me and everyone will be pleased.

Yuki: No!

In the end, Yukirin won, so let’s expect an update on Mayu’s blog soon XD