“It’s a simple question, Gray.”
Gray slapped Juvia’s arm away from the blanket and glared at
“If I lift this blanket,” she repeated, “am I gonna be
scarred for life?”
“Tch. Only cuz of its size.” Gray said proudly. Juvia
began to tug the blanket upwards and he screeched.
She sighed thickly, dropping the blanket and folding her
arms like a disappointed mother.
“Is there a reason you’re naked, in my bed?”
Gray scratched his head, attempting to recall what happened
the night before.
“You know…if I had to guess, I’d honestly blame it on a-“
“If you blame it on aliens, I’m gonna kill you.” She
“That’s…not what I was gonna say – I was gonna blame
it on a…pples. Apples. Apple martinis.” He said with a satisfied shrug.
“Get out.” She said flatly, presenting the open door
“What? No, I have no pants! This is a blatant misuse
of my nakedness!” He hollered, she only laughed.
“And what other use is there, huh?” Juvia asked
playfully, flopping down beside him in her bed.
“I think you of all people should know the many functions of
“Sh. Stop. There’s a reason we’re not dating anymore.” Juvia
said with a tight smile, pressing a finger up to his lips.
“Ugh. I forgot about that.” He mumbled.
“M-hm. Real eloquent too, breaking up with me, crocked as
they come, because I was, quote on quote, too clingy.” Juvia said,
deviously tapping his nose with her finger.
“Did I really? Are you sure that actually happened,
“I said, shh…” Juvia reiterated, sliding her finger
across his lips slowly, teasingly.
“Wha-wha-wha-t are you doing?” Gray inquired,
excited and terrified.
“Well,” Juvia drawled, throwing one of her legs over his
blanket-concealed torso and straddling him unceremoniously. “Just because we
aren’t together anymore – doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun, no?”
“I-I-uhm well if you’re into that then by all means-“
Juvia silenced him by placing a slow, tantalizing kiss at
the base of his jaw, sliding her hands up his shoulders. He eagerly grabbed her
waist, fastening her body closer to his and accepting her kisses with happy and
boner-ific compliance. Juvia moved her lips up closer to his mouth, teasing him
and refusing to actually kiss him the way he wanted to be kissed.
“H-hey Juviaaahh-“ Gray groaned. Juvia smiled evilly,
this was way too easy for her.
“Take this off,” Gray
murmured, tugging at her shirt lazily. Juvia kissed his forehead instead.
“Hmm…no thanks…” she mocked, kissing the top of his head
“You heard me…take. It. Off.” Gray growled,
pulling at her shirt so hard a button popped.
“Oh! Look who’s awake…” She said, looking downward and sitting
up higher so that she was much taller than Gray.
“H-hey what are you doing?” Gray mumbled woozily, in the
heat of the brief moment, she had stopped kissing him and was now looking down
at her work with sinister pride.
“Well…it’s getting kind of late…” Juvia sighed, looking at
the clock. Only a few minutes had past since she had first confronted the
“What the hell are you-“
“Put some clothes on. I have to get to work.” Juvia hopped
off of Gray and fixed her bedraggled hair.
“Goodbye Gray, have fun taking care of officer wood!” She
sang, skipping out of her room with glee.
Gray looked down south of the border and cursed himself. Hat
woman was a witch – an evil sorceress…she was out to get him.
And he hated to admit it…but he was sort of ok with that.
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