Friends, the Worst Thing happened at work today.
I had Tumblr open in an Incognito window, like I do, and was occasionally clicking over to it while waiting for emails, loading pages, when I needed a brain break. Like I do.
I had been getting Low Mouse Battery warnings (I have a wireless Apple mouse) since yesterday, but they always warn you way early about those things.
I’m on Tumblr, when suddenly a gay porn gif pops up on the screen. I go to click away, but my mouse is out of battery! I hit backspace backspace backspace, but as someone was doing an early penis Friday or SOMETHING it was just more porn! I couldn’t click away!
I thought I was going to die.
Then, in a last surge of power, my mouse gave me a final click to a save email window so I could leave my desk and get batteries without fear of people wandering over by me.
but the terror