• Emma:I saw that there was a Pokéstop outside this house. I thought it would be nice to set up a lure module and maybe attract some rare Pokémon, and maybe even meet some new friends.
  • Jake:My homeboy who actually told me about Tinder - what's up Troy! - he told to get this like Pokeymans app here so I went and got it and they got these cool little characters like um...dinosaurs and ducks and shit, y'know.
  • Emma:Then this guy shows up, and he starts calling the Pokémon by the wrong names, I don't know, just on purpose to patronize me, making fun of me, I don't know what his deal was. He called Bulbasaur -
  • Jake:That's Onion Turtle.
  • Emma:Geodude -
  • Jake:Punchy Rock.
  • Emma:Meowth -
  • Jake:That cat with the long ass arms
  • Emma:Ekans -
  • Jake:Purple shit.
  • Emma:He called Diglett -
  • Jake:That's floor shit right there.
  • Emma:And Dugtrio -
  • Jake:That's three floor shits.
  • Emma:He knew Pikachu, but everybody knows Pikachu.
  • Jake:Oh yeah that's Pikachu right there.
  • Emma:He called Weepinbell -
  • Jake:Oh, that's Almost a Pear.
  • Emma:Weedle -
  • Jake:Party Weiner.
  • Emma:Beedrill -
  • Jake:Everybody knows that's Big-Dick-Bee!
  • Emma:Bees don't even have dicks! That's a stinger!

apparently theres a new live action power rangers movie coming out in 2017??? i literally just googled it after seeing the poster on my dash and its actually real

and the cast is so beautiful????

Naomi Scott (british indian girl), RJ Cyler (african american guy), Dacre Montgomery (token white dude), Ludi Lin (chinese canadian guy) and Becky G (mexican american girl) like omg????

bye im stanning the power rangers