Emma:I saw that there was a Pokéstop outside this house. I thought it would be nice to set up a lure module and maybe attract some rare Pokémon, and maybe even meet some new friends.
Jake:My homeboy who actually told me about Tinder - what's up Troy! - he told to get this like Pokeymans app here so I went and got it and they got these cool little characters like um...dinosaurs and ducks and shit, y'know.
Emma:Then this guy shows up, and he starts calling the Pokémon by the wrong names, I don't know, just on purpose to patronize me, making fun of me, I don't know what his deal was. He called Bulbasaur -
Jake:That's Onion Turtle.
Jake:That cat with the long ass arms
Emma:He called Diglett -
Jake:That's floor shit right there.
Emma:And Dugtrio -
Jake:That's three floor shits.
Emma:He knew Pikachu, but everybody knows Pikachu.
Jake:Oh yeah that's Pikachu right there.
Emma:He called Weepinbell -
Jake:Oh, that's Almost a Pear.
Jake:Everybody knows that's Big-Dick-Bee!
Emma:Bees don't even have dicks! That's a stinger!
When the Newmans challenge Grojband to a rock n’ roll/giant mech fight hybrid, Corey has to somehow figure out a way to get lyrics out of his sister before the fight starts. Will Kin’s mech be able to withstand the Newmans’ blows, or will Grojband feel the weight of their heavy metal?