power-ghouls

reasons urie kuki is a fuckign nerd

the fandom makes him look so cool stop please my son is not cool at all

  • art hoe
  • his reaction to being asked about his future was ‘what the hell?’
  • sucks at video games
  • basically wears work clothes even when he’s not at work
  • can’t cook for shit
  • gets excessively angry when people make drawings of him that slightly take the piss 
  • wants mutsuki to eat chocolate
  • wants to throw a party for mutsuki
  • wants to serve mutsuki sausages and sandwiches
  • very gay for mutsuki thats not rly nerdy but just. my son
  • wears headphones and acts like he’s listening to music just so that he doesn’t have to talk to people
  • stole the terrifying SSS rated kaneki ken’s underwear 
  • ripped down saiko’s door with his kagune because she wouldn’t wake up
  • described as a ‘credit whore’ by shirazu
  • his name is literally oreo cookie i mean
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THIS IS FINE. EVERYTHING IS FINE.