power-bows

anonymous asked:

HOLY SH- Mattie just ate a M!A. SHE IS MORE POWERFULL THAN WE THOUGHT. Well. 4th wall still makes us pretty powerfull.

Matilda: YES! I am very powerful! Bow down to your queen!

Matilda:

Matilda: I probably shouldn’t have eaten that M!A

“My view of feminism is all encompassing and empowering. My view of feminism means that you can go in there with the boys and you are just as powerful and you command respect, not that you have to separate from them to get your respect. Cause then they don’t see it. If you’re away from them, they have no way to learn anything.”

Joan Jett, Queens of Noise: the Real Story of the Runaways by evelynmcdonnell

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CORRUPTED BY THEIR OWN POWER

please bow down to the new royals

Things Holtzmann probably does

-press all the buttons on the soda machines in one go
-lick things for scientific analysis
-smell Erin’s hair
-speak gibberish to stop an awkward conversation
-chase pigeons
-bite
-kick doors open
-slant her head when confused
-says things with an opera voice
-chew on straws

It’s a normal day for the residents of tumblr. The sun is shining the bloggers are blogging. Suddenly in the distance there is a small shriek.
“Phase 4 is coming” it says. Then comes the rumbling. A thousand people all chanting “phase 4” storm through the land. New artwork of Murdoc and Noodle is flying everywhere. Towns are trampled. No one can escape. Run for your life.

The Gorillaz fandom has awoken

Rune chart by Nigel Jackson.

Fé - Cattle (or Money, specifically Gold)
Ur - Drizzle (or Slurry)
Thurs - Giant
Óss - God (or Mouth)
Raeidh - Riding (or Horse)
Kaun - Wound (or Sore or Ulcer)
Hagall - Hail
Naudhr - Need (or Distress)
Is - Ice
Ar - A good year
Sól - Goddess of the Sun
Tyr - Scandinavian God
Bjarkan - Birch Twig
Madhr - Man (as in Human, not Gender)
Logr - Power of Water
Yr - Bow made from a Yew Tree