power take off

Eleanor: Magilou! PDA isn’t allowed at school!
Magilou: Now now, Ms. Secretary. If you’re jealous, you’re always welcome to join!
Velvet: [longest sigh ever.mp3]

#intense #insane

COUNTING BODIES LIKE SHEEP
TO THE RHYTHM OF THE WAR DRUM

I don’t give Coal enough attention tbh, he’s really fun to draw

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Shirofuku: I had a solo performance at “Anime Eden 01” event in China! It’s my first time in Jinhua, and it was truly fantastic to spend some time with Chinese fans, who we don’t really get a chance to meet with✨

Now I’m gonna have a 5-hour bus trip and a 4-hour flight to come back to Japan~💀

BurntPasta Live Stream - Part 2

Paps: Nyeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh!! *powering up*
Undyne and Mettaton: …. :O
Paps: NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH!!! *moar power*
Undyne: MTT!! … What does the scouter say about his power level??
MTT: …. *takes off scouter* ….. BZZZZZZZTTTTTT!!! *BOOOOOM*
Undyne: …. OxO;;
PAPS: NYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH *Explodes*
Sans: … *Is Frieza* … :D *shrug*

I have no idea how the stream ended up here, but this was a blast! xD We all couldnt stop laughing while making this silly work of art.
Thanks to @super-aids1​ and @inuthekitsune  for hanging out and giving ideas! 

A Brief History of the Farm; Or Why Emily is the Way She Is

As requested, a brief (okay it got really really long) history of life, adventures, and my/ my family member’s fuckups on the farm.

@karis-the-fangirl I hope some of this is helpful/ amusing. Feel free to ask questions at any time if you’d like. If living in the sticks can be helpful to anyone I’m more than happy to share the knowledge I have.


So my dad has like the longest list of insane stories related to farmwork, so a lot of these will be his, and I should say that my family farm is only a hobby farm, so the work is a lot less difficult than my cousin’s dairy farm and the farms around me. We’re more of a subsistence farm/ homestead.

           When my dad was in middle school/ highschool he worked on my cousin’s dairy farm, and nearly died there five times that I know of (there’s probably more).

1.)    In the hayloft and a board broke out from under him sending him to the floor below (about a 10ft drop), which would be fine if it weren’t for the fact that the weak board sent him into a pile of very sharp tools that should have probably impaled him. He walked it off.

2.)    Was switching off equipment because he heard a storm was rolling in. The first strike of lightning in the whole night hits the barn, comes through the outlet, and knocks him flat on his ass, gasping for breath.

3.)    Was digging a trench for waterlines out to the barn. His little cousin was playing with her sisters in the back yard and went running, fell into the trench and straight on top of my father (she wasn’t necessarily small at that age and it was a 12ft trench). She nearly broke my Dad’s back, but it was lucky that she landed on him, because if she hadn’t, she likely would have hit a stone at the bottom of the trench and died.

4.)    Rolled a tractor (you’re not supposed to live through that), and not like a John Deere Mt or a little Ford or something, no, a huge commercial farm tractor with no cab. Again, he went flying, but walked it off.

5.)    Some kid decided to walk up to the back of one of the tractors when a PTO (power take off- basically a thing that spins wicked fast that you can use to power equipment off the back of a tractor, like a mower or what have you… this might explain better https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_take-off) shaft was running. If you so much as touch one of those babies when they’re going it can break your arm/ leg. God forbid you get a scrap of clothing stuck in there, you’re as good as dead. Anyway, kid gets too close, my Dad sees what’s about to happen and shoves the kid out of the way. You can probably guess what happens to Dad’s pants. If it weren’t for the fact that Dad yelled for the kid to move and the kid screamed, which caused my Great Grandfather to come running and shut the tractor off, I probably wouldn’t be here today. Oh, and what happened to him? He walked it off.

Keep reading

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Conduits aren’t monsters. No, see powers don’t kill people. Oh no, it’s the person behind the powers that kill people”


*epilepsy warning*

How to reply to anon hate

- got a song stuck in your head? Recite the lyrics

- “awww you’re cute :3”

- quote your fave youtuber/celebrity

- speak a different language? Insult them in spanish/chinese/russian

- order a pizza

- rate them

- correct their grammar (srsly most of these fuckers don’t know shit about spelling)

- “sorry this user is busy. Try again later”

- “is this nash grier”

- “hi darling how was your day”

- give them a shopping list

- why not try a classic? “Your mum’s ugly”

- memes

- “error”

- “you’ve been hacked”

- “lolzor”

- tell them a joke! they appear like they need cheering up

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Kolvina + Sleep/Trust (S2)

(S3)

micahsco  asked:

leorio kills me because instead of learning mind powers he takes 2 arcs off to go to medical school which he somehow starts when gon is 12 and finishes when gon is like 14

i do not recall it ever being mentioned (in the anime at least) that leorio finished medical school

mightylettuce  asked:

Hello, good luck with the blog!<3 Can i request Josuke, Joseph and Giorno reactions if they switched bodies with their s/o?

Thank you so much! I hope I did the characters justice for the first request! - Also to note my sister did help with this one since the moment she read the request she was like “Pomp baby and Donut boy? I got this” Enjoy! :3 
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Ghost

Joseph:

·         It would probably take Joseph a little while before it suddenly clicks purely because of the bizarreness of it all.

·         In the end Caesar or Lisa Lisa would end up having to sit him down and explain that no, it was not his body and NO he could not walk around with no shirt on.

·         However, once it does set in expect to be bombarded by questions

·         And then there’s S/O who is dying

·         They so much as walk down the street to get some milk? They encounter at least 3 people who Joseph has pissed off

·         They got jumped around ten times, luckily they aren’t nearly as weak as they think but oh just wait until they get back home to Jojo

Josuke:

·         “Babe-BABE be CAREFUL with the hair!” “What are you doing with that hairbrush?”

·         He’d be hovering over his S/O ensuring that they didn’t mess up his pomp and they would retaliate by doing everything within their power to take 10 years off of Josuke’s life span

·         It starts raining? Time for a stroll down to Okuyasu’s

·         The school swimming team need a new member? Don’t mind if they do

·         Josuke’s mom asks if he wants a hat to cover his hair? Nothing has sounded better

·         Josuke is suffering

Giorno:

·         Out of all of them Giorno would take the news in the calmest manner, going about his duties as usual. After all, to be a don you have to work around all manners of setbacks.

·         However that wouldn’t stop him from teasing you about your current predicament ;3

·         “Ah, amore. Your body is so beautiful and delicate even now, like this”

·         Meanwhile Mista and Narancia are losing their shit because, hello, the boss suddenly looks like his S/O and they’ve been pranking them all week, how LONG had Giorno been in his S/O’s body?!

·         S/O is just amused at the two’s internal conflict as they wonder how dead they are while Narancia is contemplating which is worse: waiting for Giorno to kill him or getting Fugo to finish him off with a fork again

·         Sex pistols are going to end up preparing a mini funeral for their user which helps with nothing other than offering amusement for the other members of Passione