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Poor Blac…er…Green Falcon.

My delirious and ridiculously indulgent headcanon of the day:

Kylo Ren leaving Ahch-to on the Millennium Falcon towards the end of TLJ with Rey (and Luke). The stakes are high and they are in a hurry to get the hell out of there. For some reason Rey and Luke are busy with something else and Kylo is still fluctuating between whether or not he is leaving with them. He pauses on the ship, stunned to be faced with this choice until Rey/Luke yell is name (even better if, perhaps, they yell “Ben!”), thereby snapping him out of his stunned funk. Decision made permanently, he sits his ass down and begins powering up the Falcon like its second nature, like muscle memory he was never able to bury is taking over, and pilots them the hell out of there as if virtually no time has passed.

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No superhero (even D-Listers!) would ever join the Great Lakes Avengers team who are known in-universe as the lamest superhero team of Marvel. And by the way, that flat-looking guy with the ‘F’ on the costume is Flatman, not Mister Fantastic. 

The heroes who refused to join - Spider-Man, Wolverine, Daredevil, Katie Power, Living Lightning, Wonder Man, Justice (Vance Astrovik), Firestar, Monica Rambeau, Falcon, Hercules, Dagger, Cloak, Nightcrawler, Tigra, Shang-Chi, Black Bolt, Paladin, Sleepwalker, Prodigy (Richard Gilmore), Captain Ultra, Ursa Major, Brother Voodoo, El Aguila, Awesome Andy, Anya Corazon, Kal-AOL, Iron Fist and Luke Cage

- Great Lakes Avengers v1 #2

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