pour over

tirlaeyn  asked:

Please make a architect!Mads photo collage. *Will Graham puppy eyes*

[I had written this Hannigram AU post a few weeks ago, but now I want to share it with a photo collage of the GQ photoshoot of Mads dressed up like an architect.] @tirlaeyn you may have seen the post already?


Hannigram AU – “My Architect”

As some of you may know, I’m a student of Architecture (said in the fanciest of voices). So I thought it would be apropos to write a story about Will hiring Hannibal as his architect.

Of course, they hate each other at first; Hannibal thinks he knows better and whenever Will suggests anything, he rolls his eyes at the thought. Will can’t stand working with Hannibal, but he’s locked in a contract and it would be too much of an effort to find a new architect.

One night (at Will’s current house, of course), while pouring over the shoring details in the basement and the interior finishes, Hannibal and Will have a tense moment – ( “In my personal opinion, polished marble is not only nicer looking, but easier to take care of…considering your lifestyle.” “Well, last time I checked, I’m paying for the marble and I want it honed.”) – At the word “honed”, Hannibal notices how cute Will looks when he scrunches his face in irritation and Will begins to realize how fitted Hannibal is in his Brunello Cucinelli dress shirt.

Anyway, boom, they end up making out, nearly knocking over the table with the drawing sheets.

[side note: ever since doing research on expensive dress shirts for this post, I ALWAYS get ads for Brunello Cucinelli dress shirts on my internet advertisements. I’m like “who am I gonna get these for?” I guess I could force my boyfriend to dress up like Architect!Mads…they have similar facial features…]

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Financial Crisis Better Business Spell

This increased power business bath is considered an emergency spell. It allegedly provides temporary relief in times of crisis. Save it for use during truly hard times and crises. It is most powerful when coordinated with the New Moon. Do not be tempted to perform this spell at every New Moon by rote: it loses its effectiveness when used too frequently.

  1. 1. Make a strong infusion from the following materials by pouring boiling spring water over them:
    Dried basil or shredded fresh basil
    Dried parsley or fresh parsley
    Coriander seeds and/or fresh coriander leaves
    Cinnamon
    Brown sugar
    Grated fresh orange zest
    Fresh orange leaves (optional)
  2. Allow the liquid to cool.
  3. Fill a bathtub half full.
  4. Strain out the botanical materials and bring the liquid to the bath.
  5. Stand naked in the bathtub and toss the infusion over yourself.
  6. Sit or recline in the water, soaking for seven minutes. Pray and petition for help and prosperity for the entire period. Visualize your prayers fulfilled.
  7. After seven minutes, drain the water and allow yourself to air-dry.

(from The Element Encyclopedia of 5,000 Spells by Judika Illes)

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“is that your way of comforting me?” “maybe”

this was supposed to be some kind of zombie apocalypse/the walking dead au requested by @sigh–onara but honestly i don’t even know anymore

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