@allthesycophants @awookieinsheepsclothing I was in a pub garden with some friends and their three year old yesterday evening, and when his parents were too exhausted to go on the climbing frame with him, I went and played with him. He spent like … half an hour running me round in circles, making me be a pirate and running away from an octopus. It was BRILLIANT.
Then he grabbed my hand and said he needed to go to the toilet. And he’s potty training. So I took him back to his dad and told him “your son needs the toilet” and I went and sat back down without waiting for a response. 😁