Your name is CRONUS AMPORA and none of your friends can stand you. But you don’t mind, because you know in your heart that you are an unbelievably CHILL AND NICE DUDE. As a sixth year SLYTHERIN, you spend a surprising amount of time with students from OTHER HOUSES, which clearly attests to what a SWELL GUY you are.
You excel at MUGGLE STUDIES and your many HOBBIES include listening to RETRO MUGGLE ROCK MUSIC and composing songs on your authentic mugglemade ACOUSTIC GUITAR. You are proud to identify as MUGGLEKIN, to which your fellow sixth year KANKRI VANTAS takes much offense, claiming it is a “triggering and decidedly problematic appropriation of Muggle culture.” He just doesn’t understand.
Lately you’ve taken to following Kankri to various CLUB MEETINGS and STUDY GROUPS, not because you are at all interested in improving your TERRIBLE MARKS, but because you heard that HOT CHICKS would also be in attendance. You don’t understand why a dynamite doll like ARANEA SERKET isn’t impressed by your romantic overtures, but you’re sure she’ll COME AROUND EVENTUALLY.