I hit send to fast rip 2) u've probably heard this before but u seem more like a slytherin than a ravenclaw (im a ravenclaw but eveyone says im slytherin so yeet)
the psychology behind the houses is something i’ve really delved into, and honestly im of the firm belief that anyone can belong to any house. the houses aren’t a personality test - they’re teaching styles, they’re atmospheres that allow you to be the best witch or wizard you can. slytherin is very cut throat, and some people prosper under that pressure. i don’t, id fold. i need to be able to talk about big ideas and new ways of thinking and to sponge off of others’ wit so i can learn how to sharpen my tongue.
here’s how i condense it. let’s say you receive a failure on an exam
Gryffindor: FUCK PROFESSOR SNAPE. WE’RE GONNA PARTY AND MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD WHOSE WITH ME! NEXT ROUND ON ME!
Hufflepuff: Oh no that sucks! well look, you got questions 1-5 right! it was only this chapter that you didn’t do so well in. Why don’t we study harder for that chapter next time, I have a group you can join. don’t beat yourself up too hard
Slytherin: I expected better from you. You’re smarter than that. Whatever hiccup you were in, snap out of it because this isn’t you. you’re a Slytherin and we don’t fail.
Ravenclaw: Well for starters, the test is clearly rigged especially by the way he was trying to psyche you out in questions 5-10 by including a faulty potion ingredients so you could stumble. Lame. Anyway, we’re breaking down the metaphysics of phoenix rebirth energy, what say you!