• <p> <b>Me, right after I published a piece of writing:</b> so proud of myself this is the cutest thing I ever wrote I am a LeGenD<p/><b>Me, one day later:</b> yeah, it IS cute, good job<p/><b>Me, one week later:</b> well it's cool but I could have phrased this paragraph differently<p/><b>Me, one month later:</b> *discovers 362819 grammatical errors, misspelled words and typos*<p/><b>Me, a year later:</b> I didn't write this. Nope. So embarrassing. This is so obnoxiously cutesy and every single action and sentence is so out of character it hurts my heart nope nope this is torture<p/></p>
I just imagined, what will happen if I have twins
  • Doctor: Oh, congratulations! Twin boys!
  • Me: *huge smile on my face, almost screaming*
  • Husband: No. No, no, no, no. Definitely no. They will not be named after Fred and George.
Why I can't stop rereading the Harry Potter series
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Me:</b> *can't go to a bookshop without buying at least one book*<p/><b>Me:</b> *therefore currently owns exactly 23 unread books*<p/><b>Me:</b> *has three books a friend borrowed me a year ago*<p/><b>Me:</b> *finishes the Harry Potter series for the 257292738th time*<p/><b>Me:</b> So now we're finally done, what shall we read next?<p/><b>Me:</b> *sees copy of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's stone*<p/><b>Me:</b> hello there, beautiful ❤<p/><b>Me:</b> </b> *gets cosy* I missed you, Mr and Mrs Dursley of number four, Privet Drive<p/><b>Me:</b> *opens book*<p/><b>Me:</b> *cries*<p/><b>Heart:</b> welcome home<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

Hagrid Hedwig Potter, 

you were named after my first real father figure who never had any ulterior motives and just genuinely cared about me, and my very first real friend who may have been an Owl but stuck with me from the beginning of my magical education, my summers alone with the Dursley’s, and even giving up your own life to save mine when i set you free so you would be out of harms way. 

If I had a sickle for every fan fiction out there called "Draco Malfoy's sister" I would be rich enough to buy myself into the Malfoy family and thus be Draco Malfoy's sister.

The irony.

When I die
  • Me: *appears as a ghost at own funeral*
  • Me: I thought I told all of you I wanted to be buried in Hogwarts robes, preferably Hufflepuff, with a ton of tacky Harry Potter merchandise by my side! Were any of you listening?
  • Everyone at my funeral: ...
  • Me: Honestly, no respect for the dead.
Potterhead Frustrations....

i’m thinking the one day….

why didnt the Marauders and other friends say…“Hey! lets give Harry our memories in a Pensive so that way he can know his parents when they were his age!”  

the only person that gave harry an idea on his parents kids was Snape…and that was of james being a bully and of his love for lily….harry didnt see james and lily together, dating, with friends, or on their wedding day. all of the memories that Sirius, Lupin and others would have had. 

its like they are bloody wizards for crying out loud….how do they not think of these things! muggles have videos and photos, and will at least sit down b like oh hey so and so did this this and this, and more. but no…all harry got was a photo album, snapes memories, and few bits of ur mom was smart n ur dad was a good man.