potterhead-problems

  • <p> <b>Me, right after I published a piece of writing:</b> so proud of myself this is the cutest thing I ever wrote I am a LeGenD<p/><b>Me, one day later:</b> yeah, it IS cute, good job<p/><b>Me, one week later:</b> well it's cool but I could have phrased this paragraph differently<p/><b>Me, one month later:</b> *discovers 362819 grammatical errors, misspelled words and typos*<p/><b>Me, a year later:</b> I didn't write this. Nope. So embarrassing. This is so obnoxiously cutesy and every single action and sentence is so out of character it hurts my heart nope nope this is torture<p/></p>
I just imagined, what will happen if I have twins
  • Doctor: Oh, congratulations! Twin boys!
  • Me: *huge smile on my face, almost screaming*
  • Husband: No. No, no, no, no. Definitely no. They will not be named after Fred and George.
British Potterhead problems

1) When people say Hogwarts is in England

Look at a map, for goodness’ sake…

2) When people mispronounce names of characters

‘Goblet of Fire’ told us how to pronounce Hermione’s name. You have no excuse…

3) When JK Rowling started writing ‘sweaters’ instead of ‘jumpers’

Unless she meant they were wearing sweatshirts, this doesn’t work…

I’m in my own little world…

Where Albus Potter’s middle name is Rebeus

AND

Harry has another daughter named Minerva Nymphadora Potter

Hagrid Hedwig Potter, 

you were named after my first real father figure who never had any ulterior motives and just genuinely cared about me, and my very first real friend who may have been an Owl but stuck with me from the beginning of my magical education, my summers alone with the Dursley’s, and even giving up your own life to save mine when i set you free so you would be out of harms way. 

Potterhead problem

The number one potterhead problem I’ve really found recently is looking at uncaptioned fan art and thinking James and lily or Harry and Ginny

Reading fan fiction on your phone

What u think u look like

vs. what u actually look like

  • most of the time
  • when ur ship gets a smutty scene
  • when ur fave does something stupid
  • when ur notp makes an appearance
  • when ur notp gets more smut scenes than ur ship
  • when ur ship splits up
  • when ur notp was supposed to have left but they get a whole chapter written in their pov
  • when ten chapters are written in someone else’s pov after your ship’s chapter ended in a cliffhanger
  • when ur ship finally has really steamy makeup sex and gets back together
Why I can't stop rereading the Harry Potter series
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Me:</b> *can't go to a bookshop without buying at least one book*<p/><b>Me:</b> *therefore currently owns exactly 23 unread books*<p/><b>Me:</b> *has three books a friend borrowed me a year ago*<p/><b>Me:</b> *finishes the Harry Potter series for the 257292738th time*<p/><b>Me:</b> So now we're finally done, what shall we read next?<p/><b>Me:</b> *sees copy of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's stone*<p/><b>Me:</b> hello there, beautiful ❤<p/><b>Me:</b> </b> *gets cosy* I missed you, Mr and Mrs Dursley of number four, Privet Drive<p/><b>Me:</b> *opens book*<p/><b>Me:</b> *cries*<p/><b>Heart:</b> welcome home<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

How many times do you think house-eleves were freed because a baby pureblood accidently gave them clothes or a parent gave them a diaper?

When I die
  • Me: *appears as a ghost at own funeral*
  • Me: I thought I told all of you I wanted to be buried in Hogwarts robes, preferably Hufflepuff, with a ton of tacky Harry Potter merchandise by my side! Were any of you listening?
  • Everyone at my funeral: ...
  • Me: Honestly, no respect for the dead.
If I had a sickle for every fan fiction out there called "Draco Malfoy's sister" I would be rich enough to buy myself into the Malfoy family and thus be Draco Malfoy's sister.

The irony.