potter!who

Today’s Tax Evader Of The Day Is:

Buzzbo, The Bee Movie! Buzzbo, The Bee Movie Tried To Hide From Their Taxes By Destroying Their Entire Homeworld And Populating A New One, However Their Crimes Could Not Escape Our Brilliant Detective Shreck Who Delivered Swift Justice To Their Entire Race! :O

James Potter is the guy who was kind of a dick when he got to high school but cleaned up his act by junior year and went on to become a human rights lawyer with the ACLU because he knew he could make more of a difference fighting for what’s right instead of getting into schoolyard brawls

Severus Snape is the guy who thinks that just because you’ve been friends for years you’ll eventually have sex with him and then after you drop him like a hot potato because hes been spending too much time on 4chan and reddit and started hanging out with guys who make racist and sexist remarks and then say “it’s just a joke!!” only for him to call you a slur in front of the whole school he joins a white supremacist group with his new buds and starts harassing women and minorities online and then in public and then is arrested for planning to shoot up a women’s college only to get off because he’s a white guy and now he teaches at your old high school

someone: haha why are you so obsessed with *insert show/book series/film/etc)

me, internally: because throwing myself into something allows me to briefly forget the constant depression misery and sadness i suffer through every day and when i marathon things my self hatred sometimes starts to disappear because i forget that i’m a real person who exists in the real world. my obsessions help me to cope when i feel like i’m about to explode or cry or scream or all of those at once and once i get into something i barely think of anything else for weeks which is a very unhealthy coping tactic but hey it helps so

me: haha idk :))

It’s funny cuz that’s exactly how we look.

  • Favorite Character: *dies*
  • Normal Person: oh that's sad.
  • My Brain: NOOO WHY ASFLKIBFJVDGNVFGNNBVFDX I CAN NO LONGER FUNCTION WHAT THE HELL WHY *throws self out of window* WHAT EVEN IS LIFE

Me: *introduces friends to my fandoms*

Them: I don’t like it, show me something else

Me:

Originally posted by homiedawg

The Malfoy Boys
  • Scorpius: Dad! Today Albus―
  • Scorpius: Albus and I―
  • Scorpius: So dad you know my (boy)friend, Albus―
  • Scorpius: We went to―
  • Scorpius: Albus told me―
  • Draco: Merlin! Does he ever not talk about Potter's kid? Who acts like this?
  • Lucius: boi.
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A handwritten ‘Harry Potter’ prequel story was stolen and J.K. Rowling is asking fans not to buy it

  • An extremely valuable, one of a kind, piece of Harry Potter memorabilia — a handwritten prequel penned by J.K. Rowling — has been stolen, says the West Midlands Police
  • The unique story was written on two sides of an A5 postcard, and was originally sold for $32,152 as part of a charity auction in 2008.
  • The West Midlands Police investigating officer Paul Jauncey issued the following statement in response to the theft: “The only people who will buy this unique piece are true Harry Potter fans. We are appealing to anyone who sees, or is offered this item for sale, to contact police.”
  • According to CBS News, the short prequel features Harry’s father, James Potter, who, along with Sirius Black, must escape from police using their magic.  Read more (5/12/17)

You’re the “cleaner” at King’s Cross. Your job is to clean the mess created by the fanatical Harry Potter fans who run headfirst into the pillar between platforms 9 and 10. One day, you see another fan running at it but this time he went through.

while im on the subject: why do all of the most peddled ‘nerd shirts’ seem to be mashing two entirely unrelated ‘nerd culture’ things together. I once saw a Legend of Zelda/Back to the Future shirt. I’ve seen Harry Potter and Pokemon. Who exactly is going to buy all of these Doctor Who/Portal crossover tees.