Title: Shades of Blue

Author: TamerOfPickles


Theo invites Liam over to his house in order to use a truth serum on him. He is surprised to discover he used the wrong ingredient. 

Tags: 3k | Explicit | Complete | Canon AU | Theo POV | Drugs | Dubious Consent Potions | | First Time | Oral Sex | Anal Sex | Top!Liam | Bottom!Theo | Teen Wolf Bingo | Fingering | Deepthroating 

A Peek Inside:

“Thanks…” Theo gently pulled Liam’s hand away and let his shirt fall back down. He had to regain control of the conversation. “Has Scott said anything about whether he’s going to let me join?”

Liam placed his hand on Theo’s thigh and shook his head. “He hasn’t said anything to me, but usually he keeps stuff like that between himself and Stiles.” He rolled over so that he was straddling Theo’s leg. “I hope he does let you join.” And then he shocked Theo by leaning forward and kissing him. Theo reflexively kissed back, but he was too stunned to actively respond.

Hogwarts Classes as John Mulaney Quotes
  • Care of Magical Creatures: You need to show dominance over your puppy.
  • Defense Against the Dark Arts: STREET SMARTS!
  • Potions: I grabbed it, drank all of it, and said "It's perfume."
  • Flying: Cars were pulling up and looking over to see who just did that piece of shit move, expecting to see like a hundred-year-old blind dog, who's texting while driving and drinking a smoothie. Instead they see a 28-year-old healthy man trying his best.
  • Transfiguration: This is an on fire garbage can. Could be a nursery.
  • History of Magic: That’s like when your gram would be like, “We’d all go play jacks down at the soda fountain!” and you’re like, “No one knows what you’re talking about, you IDIOT.”
  • Muggle Studies: "I think Emily Dickinson's a lesbian." And they're like, "Partial credit."
  • Frog Choir: So we put in seven dollars and selected 21 plays of Tom Jones' "What's new pussycat"
  • [Potions with Gryffindor and Slytherin]
  • Professor Slughorn: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
  • Severus: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.
  • Remus: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
  • Regulus: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!
  • Peter: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
  • Sirius: Mental stability, my old friend!
  • Professor Slughorn: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

witch culture is

  • buying too much crystals
  • emoji spells
  • wanting to do cool witchcraft on full moons but forgetting when they are or being too lazy to actually do something
  • same but with sabbaths
  • pringles
  • The Craft (1996)
  • ‘im a curse positive witch let me say fuck’
  • yelling
  • throwing some herbs at boiling water and calling it a potion
  • either you have 473092033 tarot decks or you do your readings in uno cards there is no in between
  • <p> <b>What I Thought Being a Witch was Like:</b> Rituals every full moon, mad divination powers and seeing the future, communing with crystals, one with the energy of the universe, brewing potions and making mad magic<p/><b>What Being a Witch is Actually Like:</b> Drawing sigils to pass tests, asking tarot why I'm anxious and it not telling me, research, random spices on random foods, salt everywhere, stuffing leaves into bottles and hoping it works<p/></p>

Pisces Zodiac Potion

To protect someone you care about, or even yourself, this potion is great!  

Remove the quartz after 10 minutes in the warm water. The hair has to be of the person you want to protect. Once its out , blow off the candles and bury outside the remaining lavender and hair.

The quartz has to stay with the person who needs to be protected so give it as a gift or if its for yourself, keep it in your room near. ♡


The Ultimate Guide to Potion Bases

We all spend so much time thinking about the correspondences of the actual ingredients that go into our potions that we often forget to think about what the potion base represents! (At least I do.) It would be nice to have a list of all the various liquids that can be used in place of water. Naturally, I can’t think of everything but I think this is a pretty good starting point! What else can be used? Eventually, at some point down the road, I will compile all these thoughts into a book on potion making and want to include this! Keep in mind that these are my own correspondences. Let me know if you disagree or if you’d change anything up! Let’s see how big we can make this list. Also, I should probably note that not all of these liquids can be ingested. (Obviously.)

The List

Vinegar: Used for cleansing and purification potions. 
Lemon Juice: Used in hexing, cursing, or revenge potions. 
Cranberry Juice: Used in love potions.
Apple Juice: Used in healing, knowledge, and youth potions. 
Ammonia: Used in banishing, cursing, purification, and protection 
Red Wine: Love potions and potions dealing with death and the afterlife. 
White Wine: Used in platonic love potions as well as success brews. 
Rum: Used in potions involving spirit work. 
Whisky: Another good base for potion work. 
Vodka: A good base for work involving rapid banishing. 
Laundry detergent: Good for cleansing potions. 
Oils: Used to speed up a process. 
Molasses: Used in potions intended to slow a situation down. 
Rubbing Alcohol: Another good base for cleansing and purification.
Hydrogen Peroxide: Used in healing potions. 
Milk: Used in potions to promote sleep and peace. 
Sour Milk: Used to cause nightmares or in potions designed to torment.
Orange Juice: For potions of solar importance, healing, success. 
Soda Water: Used in potions designed to encourage laughter and giddiness. 
Ginger Ale: Used in health or healing potions. 
Olive Juice: Used in peace potions. 
Honey: Used in potions to sweeten up another’s disposition.
Syrup: Used in abundance and prosperity potions. 
Beer: Used in potions intended to induce slumber. 
Clam Juice: Used in aphrodisiacs. 
Cough Syrup: Used in healing potions and to make someone ‘cough it up.’
Soy Sauce: Used in protection potions. (Thanks Lexa Rosean for this one!)
Pineapple Juice: Used in abundance potions and fidelity potions. 
Coconut Milk: Used in spiritual and magical cleansing potions. 
Ice: Solid first, then melted for transformation potions.
Coffee: Really, a potion in and of itself in my book.
Vanilla Extract: In small amounts, used in passion potions.
Witch Hazel: Used in communication and cleansing potions.

What else can you all think of?



This perfume is perfect to bring love into your life ♡ If you want to affect one person specifically, you will need to “talk” to each ingredient about what you want them to do and keep in your mind the intent of the person you are targeting.  *NOTE: add the oils and the tablespoon of vodka into a glass of distilled water for it to last longer and be less concentrated  

You can skip the steps of the vodka and distilled water if you don’t want to storage the perfume and just use it once and apply the oils directly into the skin. (Neck , chest and wrists) ♡ Other Zodiac Potions here

Potions, Brews and Concoctions

Infusions : An infusion is something steeped in a liquid. Either water, oil, juice or wine. Generally used for drinking or bathing yourself or other objects.

Potion : A potion is basically an enchanted infusion, used for the same things infusions are used for. An object can be put into this during brewing to add to it and then removed before drinking. E.g crystals and stones (obviously make sure they are non-toxic and clean before adding them.

Brew : A brew is a potion that is solely meant for consumption.

Elixir : An elixir is meant to give health and vitality. Different from an infusion as with elixirs powders and extracts are dissolved into and alcohol or water base and sweetened with honey or mashed fruits. As with everything these can be enchanted

Oil : An oil is made by extracting natural oils from plants. Essential oils are the pure extraction with nothing added to dilute it. An oil infusion is when you steep herbs in the oils and when you blend the oils and add a base oil it is known as an oil blend.

Powder : A powder (this one is very obvious) is when herbs, spices and minerals are ground together and enchanted.

Sachet : A sachet is a small fabric bag filled with herbs and fragrant objects.

Bath : this specific bath requires an infusion or sachet to be added. For magical or meditative purposes.

Ointment : An ointment is a salve made with enchanted herbs and others, rubbed on for effect. 

Originally posted by limesmoothie