potion 9


Shut up and listen to me! It’s fine. Everything is fine. There’s an infinite number of realities, Morty, and in a few dozen of those, I got lucky and turned everything back to normal. I just had to find one of those realities in which we also happen to both die around this time. Now we can just slip into the place of our dead selves in this reality and everything will be fine. We’re not skipping a beat, Morty. Now, help me with these bodies.

Are you insane like me?
Been in pain like me?
Bought a hundred dollar bottle of champagne like me?
Just to pour that motherfucker down the drain like me?

More Imagines and AUs

Alternate Titles For Every Rick and Morty Episode
  • Pilot: Wow This Drunk Old Man Is Psychotic
  • Lawnmower Dog: Your Dog Probably Hates You Just FYI
  • Anatomy Park: That One Magic School Bus Episode Except Ms Frizzle Is A Total Asshole
  • M. Night Shaym-Aliens!: Jesus Christ My Brain Hurts
  • Meeseeks and Destroy: Jerry Sucks At Golf
  • Rick Potion No. 9: Morty Is Literally Irresistible
  • Raising Gazorpazorp: This Is Why We Need Planned Parenthood
  • Rixty Minutes: Surprise! We Almost Aborted You
  • Something Ricked This Way Comes: Pluto's Not A Planet And Jerry Is Bitter About It
  • Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind: Too Many Ricks
  • Ricksy Business: And The Award For Most Irresponsible Grandpa Ever Goes To Rick Sanchez
  • A Rickle In Time: Just Try To Tell Me Rick Doesn't Care About Morty I Fucking Dare You
  • Mortynight Run: Fart
  • Auto Erotic Assimilation: Thought This Show Was A Comedy? Lol Think Again
  • Total Rickall: Beth You Fucked Up
  • Get Schwifty: American Idol: Final Boss Edition
  • The Ricks Must Be Crazy: Summer And The Deathmobile
  • Big Trouble In Little Sanchez: TINY RICK BITCHES
  • Interdimensional Cable 2 - Tempting Fate: Imagine Getting Your Genitals Surgically Removed To Save Martin Luther King Jr's Life
  • Look Who's Purging Now: Furry Bitch Shoots Rick and Friendzones Morty
  • The Wedding Squanchers: Birdperson Was Arguably The Best Character On This Godforsaken Show And Didn't Deserve This
  • The Rickshank Rickdemption: Your Move, McDonald's
  • Rickmancing the Stone: Wow Mad Max Fury Road 2 Looks Great
  • Pickle Rick: It's Exactly What It Sounds Like
  • Vindicators 3 - The Return of Worldender: Wow Avengers Infinity War Looks Great