creative curses i like using
  • shut the hell your mouth
  • billions of bilious blistering barnacles
  • what the goose
  • pirates!
  • bloody hell
  • slutbags
  • motherhugger
  • lord farquaad
  • great snakes!
  • crikey
  • well i’ll be a bitch
  • flippity flop you’re a cock
  • well butter my buns and call me betty crocker
  • dusty doughnuts
  • kiss my sass
  • daily doses of dingleberries

“He never looked nice. He looked like art, and art wasn’t supposed to look nice; It was supposed to make you feel something…”

Los Angeles, 1990.

Being Jack Sparrow’s first love would include...

Originally posted by idealinchimeras

requested by anon

  • him never leaving you.
  • you accepting him as a pirate and joining him on his adventures.
  • him making you the first mate of the ship.
  • lots of dead bodies if someone disrespected you.
  • stargazing together.
  • you often wearing his clothes, but especially the hat.
  • him being soo turned on with that.
  • being the most badass couple in the whole sea world.
  • him always kissing you hard in front of the crew, so everyone knows you are his.
  • him always kissing your neck when you try to leave the bed.
  • this trick never failing.
  • him making you his queen. Literally.
  • you never leaving him, even in the darkest times.
  • training together.
  • furious fights.
  • hungry, angry sex after that.
  • you being famous for your love story.
  • saving his ass, multiple times.
  • having the most strong connection.
  • his compass always pointing at you.
  • you being his most valuable treasure.

OMG I COULD WRITE THIS ALL DAY