potatosmack

potatosmack  asked:

I want to touch your face hair

I have petting sessions every once in a while. I lock myself in a cage and if people put $4 in the jar they can reach through the cage and pet me and if they pay $5 they get a handful of reese’s pieces to feed me. I will also sing and dance for another small surcharge. 

6 RANDOM FACTS TAG WHERE YOU TAG 10 FOLLOWERS

Tagged by: optimisticnonconformist

1. I just bleached my hair in an attempt to go white….it’s not white yet lololol

2. I own a 5.7 HEMI Challenger Redline ;D

3. I work in a factory and/or cesspool home to thousands of racist, Confederate flag wearing pricks. Pretty sure me and one other guy I know are the only liberals in there. Lol

4. there is a powerful demon inside of me

5. My best friend actually mutated from me by cell division.

6. I want to move to chicago. Give me money.


Aaaaand I tag:
plaxebos
gabepgh
heather-nicole94
mashmato
potatosmack
kidofmischief
justsimplysk
tywabe