BTS as things my Mom has said...

Jin: *talking to my aunt on the phone* I was just standing there stirring mashed potatoes and the bug flew right down my ear

Suga: It’s been a long day and every one and everything has been getting on my nerves I just want to take a shower and go to sleep

Rap Monster: Why would you even say something stupid like that and not expect me to get annoyed

J-Hope: *to my younger sister* Come here so I can cuddle with my wittle baby

Jimin: Can you open these pickles for me I’ve been trying for twenty minutes and my fingers are hurting

V: *randomly while watching TV* Don’t you just love cows. Aren’t they just so cute.

Jungkook: I’ve only went to the gym five times this week and I am just slackin’ but that’s okay I got something for that, time to put the smackdown on the treadmill

anonymous asked:

Prompt. Beca calls their new born baby a potato bug and Chloe gets all mock offended but sort of actually offended. And then later on, maybe via baby monitor, beca catches Chloe calling their baby "bug" as a nickname and teases her mercilessly for it. I'm in need of stuff fluffy bechloe domesticity! Please help me

I’m so sorry this took so long. Life is weird & i’ve randomly been struck with like an anti-creativity bolt of bullshit idk SORRY HERE U GO. (also didn’t notice that i added the word potato in front of the word bug like you had wanted in the prompt and I’M SORRY OKAY I’M A VERY TIRED PERSON AND MUST’VE BEEN CRAVING POTATOES BYEEEEE

“Did you seriously just refer to your child as a potato bug?” Chloe called from the kitchen where she was doing the dishes to her wife who was laying on the floor waving their child up in the air and praying she didn’t puke all over face.

She held the almost year old in still in the air and looked over, “What? It’s cute!”

“Beca. What the hell even is a potato bug?”

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A short video of some of my isopods, zebra pillbugs (Armadillidium maculatum)! ChuChu picked the music.


Baby Zebra Isopods (Armadillidium maculatum) and also some adults who are a bit clumsy.

Dose any one else get sad when you ask someone to send photos of something.
And they give you photos that look like they were taken with a potato.?

This bugs me more than it should i think

Taking one of those dialect quizzes b/c I was reminded of it and

Like I know other terms for this, but I know when I was a kid I always called them potato bugs.  Why?  I’ve been in CA almost my whole life, except for about a year or so I was in WA when I was 2 or 3.  Could I have picked it up then?  Seems like such an odd term to keep.  Also why is it used so much in Utah???