potato shoot

anonymous asked:

14, 31, 42

14: This will sound weird and I’m sorry. I like my chest and upper biceps. I work hard to ensure than I am toned to keep up with my fans.

31: I have a strange attraction to mashed potatoes. Seriously, if I am upset, the cravings for mashed potatoes shoot to the front of my mind. I’m sorry, but… potatoes.

42: I am not sure if this is for my own or for another costume that exists. Regardless, I like my brother’s. It is truly terrifying.

Security in this office is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?
—  Reno, probably

I will gladly take a Wellington cursed photo right now. Do you have a camera built from the core of a potato that only shoots in sepia? Take a pic of h/l. Praise it. Lochness realness.