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potato

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boiled potato

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1 boiled potato

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50fuckingboiledpotatoes

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50FUCKINGboiledpotatoes

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IwillShove50FuckingBoiledPotatoesUpYourAss,IfYouDoNotGiveMeAccessImmediately

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NowIamSeriouslyGettingPissedOffIwillShove50FuckingBoiledPotatoesUpYourAssIfYouDoNotGiveMeAccessImmediately

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Help me choose a quote!!

Hey guys, I’m trying to decide between a bunch of these quotes but I love them all and I can’t choose. Vote for your favourite quote by reblogging or commenting on this post!
(I will not be including the sources to avoid bias, but message me if you wanna know where a quote is from)

1) “I love deadlines. I love the wooshing sound they make as they go by”

2) “I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer”

3) “would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”

4) “if there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now”

5) “it is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems with just potatoes”

6) “Capital Letters Were Always The Best Way Of Dealing With Things You Didn’t Have The Answer To”

7) “one is never alone with a rubber duck”

8) “the basis of optimism is sheer terror”

9) “whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong”

OKAY GUYS BUT IMAGINE THIS

Jamie is pensively staring at the ocean. He still has feelings for Garnet, who despite spurning his advances, is still the giant amazon woman of his dreams.

Then, a tremor shakes the beach. Gulls fly off in fear and Jamie is knocked off his seat. A loud stomping noise, and out from the ocean flies a raging wave. Jamie scrambles upright to his knees and looks. Then looks up.

There she is, long rock star hair sopping wet, muscles bulging, fresh from the fight and ready to kick ass. Her scowl, her fierce eyes, her large, thick frame. She’s a GODDESS.

THEN- she notices him. Looking down her nose at the pathetic little human, she steps over the log and grabs him by the collar and demands one thing.

Where’s Garnet?” she growls.

“G-garnet?” Jamie asks.

“DID I STUTTER, HUMAN?” she shakes him. “Where is that pathetic fusion?”

“S-she’s over there! In the temple!”

She drops him in the sand, her only “thank you” the fact she let him live. As Jamie gathers his bearings, stumbling to his feet as he watches the giant mystery woman storm the castle, he raises his arm to ask for pause.

“Who are you?” He says, enraptured.

The large woman turns her head and looks over her shoulder, her bright amber nose glinting in the sunlight. With a bemused smirk, she says,

Jasper.”

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AHHH!! So yesterday I got to meet my idol and inspiration Saoirse Ronan at the last showing of The Crucible. Basically I stood outside for an hour after the show waiting for her. When she came over I gave her my playbill to sign and I told her that I’m a huge fan and she’s my inspiration for getting into film. Then I gave her a letter I wrote that said everything i couldnt really express in the 20 seconds I had with her. When i gave it to her she said “Oh my god thank you this is so sweet.” and I she let me take a pic with her. Afterwards she asked what my name was which was so cute. 

After all that I kinda ducked out of the crowd and went across the street to where my mom was and once Saoirse got out of the crowd she got into a car which drove near us. I knew she was in there so I waved even though I didnt think she could see me but she rolled down the window and waved back at me which was so nice of her <33 She was so sweet and perfect and I’m glad I got to tell her how much she means to me <3 + she knows my name :)