posts from the week

last week i started bleeding from a hangnail and i turned to my friend and said “ah i’m bleeding” and then started like sucking the blood in an attempt to stop it flowing and this one girl standing by us yelled “she’s bleeding she’s gonna give us aids!” and started running around and running away from me for a good hour as i wiped my blood on their filthy skin in an attempt at revenge and afterwards they said “it was a joke” like why would you joke about aids and run around like little kids on the playground it made me feel like i was in 3rd grade again when people ran away from me

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Clint: Natasha, we’ve know each other for 3 years.

Natasha: I know what I said.

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Happy Birthday Pidge Gunderson / Katie Holt ( April 3rd )

“I bet my bottom dollar you’re gonna be part of something that makes the whole universe sit up and take notice.” 

THE SIGNS AND THEIR MOST RECENT GOOGLE SEARCH
  • Aries: i lost my VIRGINITY how do i find it?!
  • Taurus: google.com
  • Gemini: easy ways to become instagram famous
  • Cancer: Does crying burn calories?
  • Leo: how to make a lot of money without going to college
  • Virgo: How does one make friends?
  • Libra: Is dabbing still cool
  • Scorpio: when will the purge take place
  • Sagittarius: list of useless facts
  • Capricorn: 1 hour of chill classical music
  • Aquarius: is it possible to drown yourself by drinking too much water
  • Pisces: all these retrogrades are ruining my life HELP!!

senshiofmom  asked:

Top 10 sailor Moon Monster of the week

10. Screaming violin woman (093)

9. Pegasus hits the gym (143)

8. WHAT the ACTUAL HELL (151)

7. An 80s stripper who also happens to be a shoe (106)

6. Me (114)

5. The animation department had a lot of extra pink paint (174)

4. An elephant vacuum cleaner, but like in a sexy way (094)

3. My breasts are two small screaming snowmen (038)

2. Ball Family (132, 140, 146)

1. A straight-up, actual volcano (067)

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I’ve been watching you from the start.

WHO DO THE SIGNS PARTNER WITH DURING A PROJECT?
  • Aries: Tries to partner up with the smartest kid in the class, but they get rejected so they end up partnering up with a friend.
  • Taurus: The smartest person in class.
  • Gemini: I hate to be THAT person, but they're going to partner with their other personality. PLEASE DON'T FIGHT ME, I CAN'T HANDLE TWO PEOPLE AT ONCE. (I LOVE GEMS, I'M TRASH)
  • Cancer: Their parents
  • Leo: Friends! Friends! And more friends!
  • Virgo: Death because they would literally rather die than work on a group project.
  • Libra: Their phone, their plan is to just wing everything and use the internet for suggestions and to pass time.
  • Scorpio: No one, we hate our peers and could do a better job on a project alone.
  • Sagittarius: Wants to partner with a friend, but will probably end up partnering with a random without a partner.
  • Capricorn: Whoever asks to be their partner first, unless they hate the first person who asks.
  • Aquarius: A friend and either completely fails the assignment or does an awesome job.
  • Pisces: With a close friend, but probably ends up hating them by the time the project is over.
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we were like gods at the dawning of the world

10

Sterek AU: Smooth Criminal

Derek innocently meant he’d give Stiles his heart in its place, because yeah, he’s totally gone on him, too. Stiles was found guilty of raging hormones and inability to let his boyfriend finish his sentences. 

His punishment? Watching Derek strut around in his brand new Deputy uniform, the shiny pair of handcuffs mocking him for several weeks before both finally caved and utilized them for purposes that were indeed deviant.

Stiles later found Derek guilty of knowing exactly what he was saying, the innuendo-loving asshole of his heart.

i may have just unintentionally challenged thor to a duel. im gonna freakin die

She’s the betta half of the two

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They say that people come into our lives for a reason, to help us live and grow, and we help them in return. I’m not sure if it’s true, but whatever way our stories end, even if we never meet again, I’ll cherish the memories we had and keep them close to my heart. My story wouldn’t be the same without you.