posting this is a little awkward

the wedding photo

little drabble based on this post.

She knew it shouldn’t be awkward - it was as much her apartment as it is his. Every corner of the place held a memory that was them, every piece of furniture, every little detail was part of their story, part of their journey. And still, as she made her way through the familiar spaces, she felt like she was discovering it all over again.

He had been carrying their luggage inside and when he came back, he found her standing in front of what was their favorite framed picture in the entire place. It was a candid shot from their wedding, taken surprisingly by Sawyer. Jane was on the left, looking at someone out of the frame, and smiling, deliriously happy, as she had been throughout that whole day. And similarly Kurt, standing right next to her, pressed against her, was doing what he had been doing almost all day - staring at Jane, smiling, his love for her shining through his gaze. 

“You looked so happy,” he whispered as he came to stand behind her, at a safe distance.

She felt her heart break at his words, and for a moment, she could not turn around to face. She willed her tears to not spill and slowly shifted to look at him. “I was happy,” she insisted. She didn’t just look happy.

He gave her a half smile and nodded, looking away from her - from the picture on the wall. 

“Kurt,” she said his name, firmly, urging him to look at her, “I was happy. And not just that day. I was happy every single day with you. You make me happy.”

She’d stopped trying to stop her tears from falling. “You make me so happy. That was never the reason why… why I had to leave,” she was crying now, and he wanted nothing more but to grab her and pull her against him, to hold her until she had nothing left to cry about. “I never had a choice. You have to know… you have to know that if I have a choice I will always, always, choose you.”

“I love you,” she sobbed those last three words and it broke every last bit on restraint he had. He reached for her, wrapping her in his embrace, and repeated those words to her until they both had cried every last tear.

I’ve always never been fond of those “girl likes boy and shows it so obviously, especially when around him” manga/story/anime. Maybe it’s why I don’t like certain popular ships which rooted from the girl’s blatant affections. (I’m not going to say what they are because this is not an anti post)

However, interestingly, I never disliked SasuSaku. Pairs wherein the girl chases after the guy irk me so much, especially when the guy shows little to no emotion, merely takes her for granted, or is just simply indifferent to her. But there was just something different about SasuSaku. Back when Sakura was younger, she did like him a lot, but then she stared to develop that infatuation into something more by the time of the Chuunin Exams. Also, I almost never felt anything unemotional from Sasuke when it came to her. Naruto may be his closest friend, but there are just some vulnerable sides of him that he only showed towards Sakura.

Soo… a proud SS shipper here for nine years! (And counting!) ^_^

the “not everyone can be neurotypical karen” cake reaction image has got to be one of the worst things to happen to the internet bc you can’t say shit like “i can’t always find the time or energy to jog but when I do it always makes me feel a little better :-)” w/o people dogpiling onto your post with either that or some iteration of it. & it puts you in an awkward position bc rly the only way to rebut it is to say that you are, in fact, not neurotypical™©® but you rly should not have to be sharing that type of personal information on a very public platform, filled w some very untrustworthy people who aren’t above using it against you, jst bc some idiots online think you have to be consistently vocalizing your suffering 24/7 in order to be actually mentally ill

madamateur  asked:

..... like can you explain me bat's back legs??? Are they actually backwards?

Simplified answer: yes. Look at the bat below- the bottoms of her feet are facing forwards and her knees pointing backwards.

Longer answer: Compared to other mammals, the legs of bats are rotated 90-180 degrees in the hip socket at rest (depending on the species). However, all bats hold their legs out from their body facing backwards while flying, because their legs are a crucial component of their wing.

They also use the membrane between their legs to scoop up bugs. This would be impossible if their knees bent in the other direction.

Below are a couple of bat embryos which do a good job of demonstrating how whack their legs are (try to imitate this pose, if you dare).

To really see how stupid their pelvises and legs have become, just look at a bat skeleton…

…and compare it to the skeleton of an animal that makes sense, like a shrew.

Some species of bats can pull their legs up alongside their body to crawl, in kind of a frog-pose, though because of their pelvis shape they can’t pull them far enough underneath their body to lift their stomachs off the ground, and are forced to walk using an awkward sideways shuffle, or if their legs are extra pathetic, a sort of breaststroke using their wings to push off the ground.

Vampire bats are among the only bats to have evolved an upright walk, with their feet pointing backwards.

New Zealand short-tailed bats are the other expert walkers, though they evolved a completely different gait than the vampire bat, with their feet positioned more sideways like awkward little ducks.

In summary, bat legs are Goofy As Fuck and I adore them.

i’m betting everything

Pairing: Keith/Lance
Words: 23429
Chapters: 1/1

A summer of dates between a prince and a boy who works in a coffee shop.

“I wanted to see you.” Keith’s eyes widen a little, and he ducks his head, but not before Lance sees the smile tugging at his lips. “This is the part where you say ‘Me too, Lance,’” Lance prompts him, although he’s ridiculously charmed by Keith’s awkwardness.

“Of course I wanted to see you,” Keith says, rolling his eyes.

Read it on AO3 here.

Imagine if you will: it’s six months later in game-time.  Keyleth finished her Aramente, Hotis is dead, Taryon has paid the party and wandered on his way, so on and so forth.  There’s still a few Lingering Questions™ perhaps about that book and other things, but Vox Machina are prepared to take a well-deserved rest for a while.  Their keep is finally empty of refugees, there’s time to take a break from things like governing Whitestone, and everyone heads back to Greyskull for a little while to just enjoy their home and one another’s company for the first time in an age.

They send a message to Scanlan, an olive branch: we’re going back to Emon, back to Greyskull Keep.  We’d love to pick out a room for Kaylie, if you feel like coming by.

No reply.  Keyleth considers scrying on him in case something’s the matter, but finally decides not to intrude any further on his privacy.

The day arrives.  Bags are packed, they step through the Sun Tree and into their garden; the only familiar faces waiting are a few of their servants and Jarrett, but it’s still their good old long-lost home.  Emon is finally starting to really bustle again in the Conclave’s aftermath.  They consider a quiet dinner at home, but it almost seems like a waste; Vox Machina, as they’re wont to do, leave their things behind and head out to a tavern for a good time.

The one they pick is a big bustling place, and being the local heroes and all, they opt for one of the less conspicuous tables off in a corner.  They can’t really see the minstrels performing way over on the stage for all the heads in between.  (Well, Grog can, but he’s busy with his ale.)  The fiddler is uncommonly good, though, accompanied by an abrasively lively shawm and then an equally nimble lute.  It’s good music to get drunk by, so they toast and laugh and nobody thinks anything more of it until there’s a smooth tenor voice that they’d recognize anywhere:

“Let me tell you the tale,” it sings, “of Vox Machina.”

One of the group drops their ale mug, and the crowd whoops and cheers for Scanlan Shorthalt’s latest masterpiece, which of course he’s been performing here for days already to be sure the regulars know the words.  There’s a verse describing all the heroes, naturally, and Scanlan meets their eyes one after another with a small smile on his face.  Olive branch returned.

He looks different.  Less jewelry.  Somewhere along the line apparently he cut his hair, and now it’s half grown out again.  The only earring he wears is Tiberius’s, and the front of his shirt is closed.  He’s dressed like a man who’s decided maybe female attention isn’t that important to him after all.

The song is several verses long, glowingly detailing Vox Machina’s exploits.  It must have taken ages to write.  There are even some lines about Taryon Darrington, the end of the Aramente, the harrowing journey to the Nine Hells.  Things Scanlan wasn’t anywhere near, things which are definitely partially bullshit, but some of which ring startlingly true.  Perhaps Keyleth wasn’t the only person doing a little scrying.

The last verse ends with a flourish, proclaiming how Vox Machina triumphed through the power of their bonds, the strength of a family working as one.  Then amidst the raucous applause, he squeezes Kaylie’s hand and hops off the stage, leaving her considerable talents to finish the set alone.  He makes his way over to the corner with a smile, an awkward and old and honest smile, to buy everyone a drink.

(”So, little elf girl,” he starts, and Vex immediately punts him down the table.)


i love how this clip showed us this very important side of the bakkoush siblings’ relationship. elias heard sana arguing with her mother, and knew that she was out there playing basketball, and knew that it was her way of trying to release the tension, because elias has known sana her entire life, and this isn’t the first time he’s seen her throw a basketball like this

it was so lovely, the way he approached her at first, how he started playing basketball with her a little before asking her about yousef. and how you could tell it immediately started to calm her down, because all of a sudden this wasn’t just her playing by herself, she wasn’t alone in this moment anymore, and elias wasn’t saying anything yet, he wasn’t confronting her. he was just there, playing with her like he always used to, since they were little kids, just being the older brother that she knows cares about her. and it’s only after sana has calmed down that he casually starts asking her questions. and his tone isn’t accusing. he remains calm and caring throughout their entire conversation. he’s reassuring, he’s comforting. because it’s true that he doesn’t ever want sana to be sad, it’s true that knowing she isn’t feeling alright hurts him. and so he wants to be there for her, and try to maker her feel better about this situation that he knows she feels conflicted about.

the best thing about this conversation is that it wasn’t about elias getting answers. he didn’t go to her for his own benefit, to quench his own curiosity. elias most likely already had the answer to his initial question, he knew that sana liked yousef. so he didn’t ask her to find out, he asked her to give her the opportunity to speak, and to be there to listen to her, and share his thoughts in order to reassure her. because he knows that she didn’t get that opportunity moments earlier with their mother. and it’s a pretty big deal, an older brother talking to his little sister about the boy she likes, especially if said boy is his own friend. it could’ve been awkward, but he’s not letting the conversation feel that way. and when sana tells him that she isn’t sad, and he can tell by the smile on her face that she means it in that moment, that’s when elias finally stands up and walks away. because he had accomplished what he came to do: make sure his little sister was okay and cheer her up


I drew this imagining us still holding hands together five years from now.

- Daesung’s message to his future self and fans, Welcoming Collection 2017

urusee, zenshin mikan yarou
(Literal translation: shut up, full-body mandarin bastard) 

Thought I’d write a quick post clarifying this line coz I laughed so hard. I fiddled with the words a little in the English translation so it sounds less awkward but retained the nuance and as much of the literal portion as possible. The word “Mandarin” is a bit unwieldy to use in a translation to English because it’s a fruit but also a language (amongst other things like the name of a garment, etc.) I did my best, not sure if everyone agrees with the translation I did but I wanted to retain the “mandarin” (mikan) part of it. So here’s the original Japanese for anyone interested.

NCT U & 127 reaction to their crush sneaking into their bed and cuddling with them


Anon: Hello~♡ Do you think that you can do a NCT U/127 reaction to their crush sneaking in their bed and cuddling with them because she can’t sleep please?^^ I’m sorry if you’re busy, you can take your time to do it, I will wait all my life if I have to :) I just want to say that I really appreciate your blog anyway, I’m always happy to see a new notification! You seem so nice too! So, yes, just to say that I’m really glad to be one of your followers! Lots of love^^♡ Have a nice day/night! \(*^-^*)/

I hope this was okay, it was a little rushed and I haven’t checked it for grammatical errors so apologies if tenses are mixed up!😂😂

Also, I’m going to start trying (note the word trying lol) to write my reactions a little shorter. I know I overwrite and really I shouldn’t so I hope by cutting the length of my reactions I might be able to get more content out!❤️


Originally posted by taesyong

I feel like if you wanted to cuddle with him at night, you’d first have to go through the tricky process of waking this boy up. Obviously I’m not 100% sure, but I honestly think Taeil is a deep sleeper and can easily sleep anywhere, anytime. Waking him up would be so hard and such a long process, that in the end, you wouldn’t even end up waking him up. Even if you tried shaking him or shouting at him, literally anything, Taeil would just groan and turn away from you, still stuck in his deep sleep. Eventually you’d give up but would still be so drained that you wouldn’t think you’d be able to walk back to your room without collapsing and going to sleep on the floor. So, after some debating, you’d climb into Taeil’s bed, his back towards you. His bed would be surprisingly cold and chilly, so you’d start to gravitate towards the heat of Taeil, until you were spooning him, your chest pressed tightly to his back; and like that, you’d peacefully fall asleep. In the morning, Taeil would still be half-asleep when he noticed your presence. He’d loosen your arms and lie on his side, so that he could now be the big spoon to you. You’d also be half-asleep when he changed the position, and you’d hear him whisper in your hair, “it feels better like this doesn’t it, Y/N?”


Originally posted by fluffandfluff

Johnny wouldn’t even notice you sneaking into his bed, he’d be fast asleep but somehow still be able to notice your presence and wrap his arms around you affectionately. You would probably try talking to him, explaining why you were here and a thank you, just Johnny would only reply with incoherent mumbles and hums. It’d only be in the morning after waking up, that he’d realise what going on. Confused as to why there was some weight on his chest, he’d look down to find you sleeping peacefully on him, little sighs of content escaping your lips occasionally. He’d gawp down at you, immediately removing his hands and arms that tightly wrapped you. For a few minutes, he’d fidget and try to pull you off but this’d only wake you, pulling out of a state of serenity. It’d be awkward for sure, both of you blushing furiously and a lot of apologising and stuttering, until eventually Johnny would feel so awkward that when he tried to get up and out of bed, he’d accidentally end up getting tangled in the sheets and falling, face back, onto the floor. Only then would things feel less tense and you’d probably start giggling and teasing him about it, leading him to start laughing along with you.


Originally posted by taeyonghi

Out of all the members, Taeyong’s probably the least likely to feel awkward or shy about letting his crush come and cuddle with him in his bed. He’d actually be the complete opposite to his usually quiet and reserved self, instead being very affectionate and warm towards you. When he saw you waddle across the room towards his bed, complaining about how you couldn’t sleep, he’d usher you over lifting the covers lazily so you could crawl in. Instantly, his arms would snake around your waist, and he’d lean down to rest his head on your chest and no not in a sexual way okay lmfao just innocently u know like above ur boobs (if u have any). Signing happily, he’d snuggle into you, his warm breathe blowing on your skin. Honestly, you weren’t expecting him to even let you in, let alone be cuddling up to you. Falling asleep like this would be easy, and throughout the night you’d end up swapping positions so Taeyong was the one sleeping on his back, and you were tucked into his side. Taeyong would probably also take the opportunity, the next morning, to confess his feelings for you. It’d be the late hours of the morning, light streaming in through the flimsy curtains, when he told you his feelings, you still being hugged tightly by him in bed.


Originally posted by sour-satang

Yuta would most definitely be the most smug about his, out of all the members. Your relationship would kind of be an odd one, so you’d feel a bit apprehensive about asking him if it was okay if you could share a bed for the night. What I mean by “odd” is that sometimes Yuta would always be flirting with you and showing you a lot of affection, but then there’d be times where he could be quite cold or distant towards you. This’d be a time where his very flirty and affectionate side would come out. Seeing you in your pajamas late at night, standing at the side of his bed innocently, he’d tease you a little bit at first, saying you ”can’t come in”. Eventually, he would let you though, gently pulling back his covers so you could slip in. He’d smirk as you awkwardly tried to find a comfortable position, struggling to behaviour normally under his stare. Once he’d had enough enjoyment in watching you fail miserably, he’d simply pull you into his chest, so your face was nestled comfortably in the crook of his neck. He’d rub your back reassuringly, maybe hum a little, ignoring the butterflies in his stomach and the nervousness he was feeling of having you so near.


Originally posted by yonges

Although I initially thought that Doyoung wouldn’t like it and might try doing stuff to put you off of sleeping with him, I think he’d actually be very welcoming and excited that you wanted to join him. His enthusiasm would surprise you, how he literally jumped out of his bed, not embarrassed about being in only boxers and an old baggy t-shirt, and grabbed a load of extra pillows and blankets from his wardrobe, and throwing them clumsily on his bed. A smile evident and wide on his face, he’d hold your hand gently pulling you over to his bed, and letting you choose which side you wanted to sleep on. He’d climb in after you, lying on his side, hands clasped to his chest, as he smiles at you adoringly, asking you polite and genuine questions about your day and if you were feeling okay. Rather than sleeping you’d probably just chat and giggle for a few hours; over that time, the conversation would start subsiding until eventually you were tightly embraced in his arms and his fingers were playing with your hair, lulling you into a peaceful sleep, pecking your forehead affectionately.


Originally posted by 1aeyong

I think Ten would be the most surprised about you asking to join him, which might make the moment a little awkward. As I’ve said in my post about the pros and cons of dating him, he’d be oblivious to signs and hints, no matter how blunt or obvious they may be. He’d have the massive crush on you for sure; you were all he thought about and sometimes when he went to bed, he’d think about what it’d be like to be with you or be able to call you his. But, for some reason, he would always manage to miss your subtle signs and hints that you liked him; like how you always brought him extra snacks and drinks at practice or how you’d always be up at night to text him if he couldn’t get to sleep. So when you knocked on his door in the late hours of the night, you’d definitely be a surprise. Sitting upright in his bed, his eyes starting to flutter shut again after being woken, he’d look at you for a moment, confused by your question (and his heart beating rapidly too) He’d simply nod, giving you a shy smile and awkwardly playing with his fingers. He’d attentively watch you walk around the side and climb into his bed, thanking him for letting you stay. It’d be awkward and stuff to say the least; both of you not knowing what to say or do so just sitting upright in his bed, avoid each other’s eyes. Finally, he’d just turning off the light and going to bed, which you’d agree. Unsure of your next moves but still wanting that physical affection, you’d quietly move over to Ten and lean into his side, your head resting gently on his shoulder. He’d relax knowing you weren’t just somewhere else in his bed in the dark, somewhere he wasn’t sure you were. Playing with your hair and stroking your back gently, you’d fall asleep, in Ten’s bed, like that.


Originally posted by taeyounq

Jaehyun would probably be expecting you to come in the first place. Earlier that evening, you’d be quite worked up and stressed about something going on in your life, and although Jaehyun wouldn’t stop you (because he’d love the fact you trusted him so much to rant like this), he’d know that your moment of adrenaline would end up keeping you up at night. Already having prepared extra cushions and covers, he wouldn’t go to sleep straight away, just hiding and cuddling himself under his covers. I think he would also get a little nervous waiting for you; even though you wouldn’t know that he was waiting for you, for him, it’d be like waiting for you to arrive on a first date. He’d blush and giggle to himself thinking about you, hiding his face in his covers, but then wouldn’t hear you knocking on his bedroom door or even you coming in and standing at the end of his bed. An awkward cough from you, and Jaehyun would suddenly freeze, lifting his head to see you waiting patiently and smiling at him. His cheeks would flush and he’d clumsily sit up, opening up his bed covers to let you slip in with him. You wouldn’t have to say anything, which you were thankful for, but couldn’t help but notice the faint colour on his cheeks. It wouldn’t help that you instinctively moved towards his chest, buried your face in his shirt and wrapped your arms loosely around him - he’d only blush harder and end up nestling his face in your hair to try to cool down and sort himself out.


Originally posted by nctinfo

Sicheng would totally be so cute and adorable if you ever asked him if it was okay to share a bed for the night. I actually don’t think he’d be that shy or embarrassed about letting you in. To reach this point in your relationship/sorta-friendship-but-kinda-relationship, it’d take months and a lot of getting used to. You’d both have to know each other really well and be comfortable around each other for something like this to happen; so Sicheng wouldn’t feel shy because although you’d be his crush, you’d also be his best friend and someone he didn’t need to be awkward around. He’d find you absolutely adorable though, standing in the corner of his room in your pyjamas and dishevelled hair. Nodding excitedly, he’d usher you over and lie down beside you quietly. You wouldn’t go to sleep straight away. Since you’d be so close to him, you’d know a side to him that most people wouldn’t know. He could be excitable, talkative and full of energy and sarcasm, and this’d be a time where that side would come out. Eventually, it’d be WinWin who falls asleep first, feeling a little drained from his little burst of energy, and you’d giggle and watch him adoringly as he starts to drift off asleep. He’d be the type to hold onto something during his sleep, usually a pillow or smaller blanket; but this time it’d be you. He’d tightly wrap his arms around your smaller frame, humming into your hair and mumbling sounds of relief. It’d be a very good night sleep for you, having him hold you like that so openly.


Originally posted by neotechs

Mark would definitely be the most awkward out of all the members, his crush on you completely taking over all his basic human instincts and mechanisms. He’d freeze up as soon as he heard your knock and voice behind his door. He’d just be so consumed by his crush on you, immediately starting to worry about how messy his room was or if he looked okay or if had food in his teeth or something. Clumsily, he’d get up and out of his bed, opening the door shyly and smiling at you. Honestly, you’d be quite taken aback with how good he looked; your breathe would hitch looking up at this bare-faced guy looking back down at you with as much adoration in his eyes as you did. Actually you’d both be so incredibly awkward - not just Mark. Standing stiffly there, neither of you would say anything until eventually Mark would ask you if you wanted to come and share his bed for the night (knowing fully well why you were here) You’d both get into his bed and under the covers, leaving a considerable large gap between you. Neither of you would say or do anything, until Mark started to hear your light snoring and gentle breathing. He’d relax a little, lying down onto his side so that he could look at your sleeping face. For a moment he’d just stare at you, not in a creepy way, just admiring you. He’d reach to move a strand of hair out your face, and the sudden skin contact would cause you to subconsciously reach towards him and cuddle into his chest. He’d be startled and surprised, but would hug you back equally as tight.


Originally posted by dovounq

Donghyuck would probably end up teasing you and joking with you a lot in order to hide up his shyness and embarrassment. Like Mark, he’d worry about how messy he room was or what he looks like, but you’d still find him so attractive and handsome at this time of night. Because neither of you were that tired, you’d just sit on his bed, talking about your day, asking him about his schedule, debating what to do the next day together. Somehow, the conversation would lead to having a pillow fight, both of you trying to keep the noise down but still laughing and screeching. Eventually, both of you would calm down, exhausted and panting from your play fight. In fact, Haechan would probably accidentally collapse on you, quickly pushing himself off though out of embarrassment and uttering a “sorry”. Quite quickly, both your breathing’s would start to slow down and eyes begin to shut, until eventually you were both lulled into a deep sleep. Throughout the night, both of you would manage to move closer to one another until your arms were wrapped tightly around each other. In the morning, Donghyuck would probably be apologising a lot for squeezing you so tightly during the night, and be very fluffy and cute around you.
The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw - Everyone the One Direction boys have collaborated with on their solo material so far - BBC Radio 1
As rumours swirl about Louis working with Bebe Rexha, we look at the boys' other collabs

Exciting news for One Direction fans: it looks like there’s more solo material on the way from both Zayn and Louis. While Zayn’s collab with PARTYNEXTDOOR is confirmed and dropping “soon”, the Louis rumours all stem from one excitable Bebe Rexha.

“[I just finished a new song] with somebody really big from a boyband,” Bebe told CBS Radio’s Culinary Kitchen. “It’s a really massive record. We just finished it and it’s about to come out in a month or so and it’s amazing. It’s probably one of my favourite songs I’ve ever been a part of in my whole career.”

Hmm. We know what you’re thinking: there are many, many boyband stars Bebe could have worked with. But, when you consider Louis recently followed her on Twitter, and she followed him on Instagram… Yes. All fingers point to a Louis Tomlinson and Bebe Rexha collaboration (we hope).

While we await further news from Team Tomlinson, check out everyone the 1D lads have worked with on their solo material (so far).

(very positive, nice summary that includes everyone)

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I am very pro Ladies loving Ladies as a lady lover my self, but something I don’t get is when you see these super aesthetic ‘natural’ romantic pictures of girls cuddling in bed or like maybe they are making out and it gets a bit saucy, who the hell is actually taking the pictures?!? Like is there just someone in their room who is hired to take these pics to post them to tumblr, do they solicit the help of a friend? It just seems like it would be a little awkward??? I guess is what I am try to say is, where the hell do I sign up for this to be my job?

Monsta X #23 - Their S/O gets called cute by another idol

@awcko-taco asked: Monsta X reaction to their s/o being called cute by another idol? Thank You! :)

Hyunwoo: If the idol had the nerve to call them cute when Hyunwoo was around, he’d saunter over to you (after about 15 seconds of pure shock) and put his arm around you. He’d introduce himself as your boyfriend and when he shook the idols hand he would grip it harder than necessary.

He may or may not flex his muscles at the idol whenever he was by him, shooting him death glares for the rest of the night.

Originally posted by wonhoescenarios

Hoseok: No matter how long you’ve been together, some deep insecurities would bring out the anger in him.

“Don’t they know that we’re dating? What the hell is wrong with them that they have to go after you instead of literally ANYONE else in Korea?! Where do they get off?”

he’s a little touchy about your relationship for a while after, and keeps himself closer to you than before.

Originally posted by the-xclan

Minhyuk: He’s slightly flustered just like you are. If you have been dating long enough the thought that you’d leave him wouldn’t even enter his mind. He’d just be flustered and happy because other people recognize how amazing you are too. He felt lucky to have you!

Originally posted by jungkookandyugyeomwhores

Kihyun: “Oh, do you not see me here?”

I feel like he would sass the idol that called you cute to the ends of the earth with false politeness that had a sharp edge to it. He would be beyond pissed that they had the nerve to do that. He would be on edge for the next few days if he didn’t unleash his anger on the idol later that night.

Originally posted by chyogi

Hyungwon: -unimpressed and unworried-

After the idol called you cute he’d just widen his eyes, purse his mouth together, and nod sarcastically at the idol.

“Thank you for pointing that out. Y/n knows that he/she is cute but it’s always good for fans to remind them of that!”

Then he would just walk away hand-in-hand with you as you laughed at Hyungwon’s belittling sass.

Originally posted by gifsmonstax

Jooheon: -grumpy- “I just don’t get why out of every idol in the world, they had to single out the one that I’m dating.”

you: “aww joonie. You’re still my boyfriend no matter what and I love you, okay?”

“yeah but why my s/o? That was a dick move…

and that’s all you’d hear. Jooheon whining and asking you if you were sure you were happy with him for the next week.

Originally posted by kittyminhyuk

Changkyun: Boy he’d be there in .3 seconds when he heard the idol compliment you.

“Hi, hey, hello there! My name is Changkyun and I’m from the group Monsta X! Nice to meet you! I’m also Y/n’s boyfriend and yes we are SO happy together!”

He’d probably end up scaring you a little with his forced enthusiasm and pure awkwardness. He wasn’t sure how else to act, he just knew he didn’t like other idols paying attention to you in that way.

Originally posted by vitunkpoppi

A/N: So I didn’t get to post anything yesterday because I ran out of time and queue’s so here’s a post today. Sorry everyone! My order only lasted a short time TT.TT

The Three Mistakes Of Wen Junhui (Minghao/The8 and Jun x Male Reader Threesome)

The Three Mistakes Of Wen Junhui (And One Really Great Decision)

Author: Finn

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Summary: Jun has no idea how he’s gotten himself into this mess (but he really, really likes it).

(A/N: This is officially the longest and filthiest thing I have ever written. I’d be ashamed of how shameless it is but I spent a really long time on it… I’m sorry for deviating so much from the original prompt but I had a lot of fun writing it, so… I hope you all enjoy it! ~Finn)

(Warnings: Daddy/Master kink, slut-shaming, blowjobs, spitroasting, Extreme Gay™, overstimulation, double penetration, Minghao is a little shit, awkwardness towards the end)

(Admin Note: my beautiful son has done it again. I cannot even begin to express how blown away I am by this and by all of his work - he’s gonna one-up me on my own blog if I’m not careful. (I’m gonna need to post some life ending smut soon to top this. cause this is pretty damn life ending). just. Finn. wow. gonna steal my Golden Dick award. damn. a Momma has never been more proud. -Tanisha<3)

The car is quiet. Jun stirs imperceptibly, becoming aware of the silence from his earphones and a low murmuring voice from somewhere just behind him – are those Chinese words?

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The Signs As Girlfriends
  • Aries: keeps it real, adventurous, not usually "lovey dovey", don't touch her unless she touches you first
  • Taurus: honest, will laugh at all your jokes, tries her best, compliment how she looks
  • Gemini: awkward at times, still very cute, charming, call her a cute pet names sometimes
  • Cancer: makes sure you're happy, SUPER clingy, can be cheesy, cuddle with her every chance you get
  • Leo: wild, wants to have fun, wants to be the best for you, grab her waist and kiss her
  • Virgo: can be shy, shares all her interests, lowkey, hold her hand
  • Libra: flirty, spontaneous, a bit insecure, always find time to makeout
  • Scorpio: always herself, finds things that makes both of you happy, high sex drive, kiss her randomly
  • Sagittarius: cute, uses humor to skip the awkwardness, likes doing coupley things, surprise her with hugs from behind
  • Capricorn: serious about relationships, faithful, highkey, grab her thigh and she will melt
  • Aquarius: just wants to be treated right, loves little surprises, wants to makeout, play with her hair and she'll love you forever
  • Pisces: very chill, wants you to remember the little things, make her blush, touch her butt and she'll be happy
Almost, but not quite there yet AU

-post reveal, pre confession.
-Thomas Dupain is very, very tall.
-Marinette may or may not have inherited his height later in life
-one summer growth spurt, has her taller than Chat Noir
-during an interview, a reporter hints that chat and ladybug might be together.
-ladybug quickly spews out a comment about liking guys taller than her.
-Because Adrien has the idea that girls like guys taller than them, he tells himself he’ll confess once he surpasses Marinette’s height
-Marinette feels awkward, a little gangly as she’s a few inches taller than Adrien
-desperate to find any excuse to delay a confession, she tells herself she’ll confess when they both graduate
-a year goes by. Adrien catches up in height.
-he calls out his lady to meet after graduation
-he’s looking into her eyes, just about to confess when he notices that he’s still not quite there
-he gives an awkward laugh
-“Sorry Ladybug, you just had something in your hair.”
-“Oh…” she seems really upset
-and he thinks that’s all to the conversation
-but ladybug gathers her courage into a little ball and hurls it with all her might
-“I love you, Adrien Agreste.”

Pjo Youtuber au

So here’s a cool concept: Will, Percy, Leo, Nico, and Jason have youtube channels

  • So it would start with each of them having their own individual channels (btw, they are all like 15-18 years old)
  • Like, Will would upload gaming videos and covers of him singing different songs
  • His channel name would probably be something like WillSiings or something like that
  • And the reason he’s so popular is because he has a large variety in the songs he sings. Like queen, katy perry,  troye sivan, def leopard, Kendrick lamar, fall out boy, artic monkeys, Disney songs, one directon, panic! at the disco, 5sos, ACDC,  Ed Sheeran, chance the rapper, the ramones,  my chemical romance, random songs from Spotify, Brittney spears, backsreet boys, and even some originals (And A LOT more artists)
  • They are all done differently. A Capella, acoustic, remixes, mash ups of completely different genres like ed sheeran and Kendrick lamar, and some are just him dancing around singing be cause he can, leave him alone
  • He can also play like every instrument ever created  
  • People love him because they open up new song suggestions and then he just plays random video games every once and a while when he thinks they’re interesting
  • He has around like 3 million subscribers or so
  • And then there’s Jason and Percy
  • They would already have a collab channel together called JasandPerc or something
  • And they’d upload stuff like challenges, vlogs of them exploring abandoned places or spending the night at malls and they’d have a lot of stuff on a gopro. Like Percy surfing and Jason skateboarding and things like that.
  • They do a lot of stupid things on that channel, they got arrested once, they get tattoos, they are just really reckless teenagers
  • just think of kianandjc
  • People (mostly girls) love them because they are so hot (whoops, sorry not sorry) and guys love them because of the cool trickshot vids
  • they would have like 6 million subscribers
  • Leo would definitely have a prank channel (but it’s not problematic like another prank youtuber I know *cough cough*)
  • His pranks would be like filling someone’s whole room with  packing peanuts, or saran wrap someone’s car, fill the bathtub with peanut butter, and all sorts of stuff like to all his fellow youtubers 
  • his youtube channel would be called Leoisonfire *wink wink*
  • but he’d also do occasional videos with Jason and Percy being reckless and having adventures in unexplored places
  • People love him because he’s always there to give you a laugh when you’re felling down
  • Leo has around 5 million subscribers
  • and finally we can’t forget our lovable Nico
  • his content would be full of vlogs and skits about his life and weirdly entertaining awkward situations he’s found himself in
  • and Nico is totally not afraid to get deep and talk about subjects other people are too afraid to talk about
  • He is somehow very honest without being offensive and that’s why people love him so much, oh and also the fact that he’s a sarcastic little shit
  • he also has a separate gaming channel because he’s a fucking nerd
  • Nico’s channel name would be called something edgy like Gostking or something
  • He’d have around 6.4 million subscribers

okay this has turned out way too long so i’ll post this in parts