posting this bc of the bunny

Houses as things I overheard while hiking
  • Gryffindor: "I went off the trail and scaled a steep cliff by accident but the view was amazing. Worth dying for? I don't know, because I didn't so I want to say yes."
  • Hufflepuff: "Stop hopping? You're the one who told me to be one with nature. So I'm a bunny. Hop hop hop."
  • Ravenclaw: "I learned something about myself today. I learned that my body can undergo a lot more torture than I ever expected."
  • Slytherin: "I would totally do this again, but I'm not into self endangerment or masochism. I've had enough exercise to last a lifetime, thanks."

ok but a plot where muse a is the leader/part of this really dangerous and famous gang and almost everyone knows who muse a is, the horrible things they have done, how skilled they are at whatever weapon they like the most, how they have no mercy and will either kill you in matters of seconds or torture you until you’re begging for death. they’re cold, they’re calculating, rumor has it they lack a heart and soul,, but then, THEN, there’s muse b; pure, innocent, maybe shy and awkward ( or not, up to u?? ) personality is cute as fuck, a marshmallow that needs to be protected, and well, muse a really wants to protect them in the moment their eyes land on muse b, even if they don’t know them at all because ‘dude they look so fucking fragile someone is going to hurt them wtf the fuck’. and one day, after days ( or weeks ) of muse a admiring muse b from afar they decide to approach them someway somehow, and poor muse b is clueless abt who muse a really is at first. this could be so angsty and fluffy and just !!!!! i Want

songs to base your plots off of:

                             selena quintanilla version  ;

el chico del apartamento 512. // the guy from apartment 512.

( y camino a mi cuarto muy lentamente, con la esperanza de verlo. y cuando sale a caminar me saluda con una sonrisa, que de veras me conquista ) MUSE A and MUSE B live in the same apartment complex. MUSE A usually attracts the attention of every other guy in the complex but her eyes are always on MUSE B— the hot guy who lives in apartment 512. MUSE A usually writes about how MUSE B smiles or interacts with her in a diary. one day MUSE A musters up the courage to talk to MUSE B only to have another female answer the door. this leads MUSE A to believe MUSE B is in a relationship until MUSE A finds out that the female that opened MUSE B’s door is MUSE B’s sister. and so things continue until MUSE A finally declares their crush to MUSE B.

 si una vez. // if i once.

( si una vez dije que te amaba no lo vuelvo a hacer— ese error es cosa de ayer ) MUSE A and MUSE B were in a toxic relationship, one where MUSE A was head over heels in love with MUSE B but MUSE B never actually felt the same. MUSE B would just show enough interest and affection towards MUSE A to keep them happy. until one day MUSE A realized how better of they were without MUSE B, leading to a messy break up.  if i once told you that i love you, i now regret it.

la carcacha. // the jalopy.

( aunque sea pobre y tenga un carro viejo, me saca como reina — un hombre de verdad ) MUSE A and MUSE B have been dating for a while, they’re the embodiment of relationship goals. however, MUSE B is not rich at all and MUSE A is. their financial statuses have never been a problem for them but it does have everyone else talking. MUSE A doesn’t care that MUSE B has an old, raggedy car because MUSE B treats MUSE A right. this leads to MUSE B going to a lot of fancy events and not knowing what to do and MUSE A whispering words of encouragement to them the entire time.

no debes jugar. // you shouldn’t play.

( se te hace fácil con mi amor siempre jugar pero muy pronto, yo te pongo en tu lugar ) MUSE A has had enough of MUSE B treating them like they’re just someone to mess around with so MUSE A begins to do the same. they flirt with others and do things that they know MUSE B doesn’t like. ultimately, MUSE A is giving MUSE B a taste of their own medicine.

la llamada. // the call.

no me vuelves a llamar, no te voy a perdonar, otra oportunidad — no te la doy no vales la pena ) MUSE A catches MUSE B cheating, which leads to them breaking up. however, MUSE B won’t stop calling MUSE A and it turns into constant arguing and MUSE A cussing MUSE B out every time the phone rings.

amor prohibido. // forbidden love.

( amor prohibido nos dice todo el mundo, el dinero no importa en ti y en mí, ni en el corazón oh, oh baby ) MUSE A and MUSE B have been dating in secrecy for a while, neither of their families or friends approving of their relationship for x reason. but the couple is so happy together that they hardly ever let the rumors and gossip about them get to them. but when things do get intense, MUSE A and MUSE B do get into some pretty nasty arguments.

como la flor. // like the flower.

( si en mi no encontraste felicidad, tal vez alguien más te la dará ) MUSE A and MUSE B have been in an on again and off again relationship for a long time. their relationship has never been stable because of the lack of affection that they both don’t share. after their last breakup, MUSE B moved on and began dating MUSE C ( npc ) which sparked MUSE A’s jealousy and feelings towards MUSE B. now, MUSE A is trying to get back with MUSE B, even though MUSE B is in a relationship with MUSE A.

no me queda mas. // i have no more.

( no me queda más que perderme en un abismo de tristeza y lágrimas ) much like the como la flor plot, MUSE A falls into immense sadness after their breakup with MUSE B— not realizing how much they loved MUSE B until they see that MUSE B has moved on to MUSE C. however, MUSE B sees how much pain MUSE A is in and the feelings come rushing back but MUSE B in a tough spot because they’re in a committed relationship with MUSE C.

bidi bidi bom bom.

( cada vez, cada vez que lo veo pasar… mi corazón se enloquece y me empieza a palpitar ) MUSE A is madly in love with MUSE B but MUSE B is completely clueless. even when MUSE A fling themselves at MUSE B, they’re still so oblivious to it all. this means so it’s up to MUSE A to do as much as they can to catch MUSE B’s interest.

i could fall in love.

( so i should keep this to myself and never let you know i could fall in love with you ) unrequited love between MUSE A and MUSE B. MUSE A is a dreamer, head always in the clouds as they have always wanted things they could not have. MUSE B on the other hand is a realist, accepting a situation as it is and is prepared to deal with it accordingly. after meeting MUSE B, MUSE A falls in love at first sight— intrigued by the way MUSE B handles themselves. but MUSE A is too shy to ever act on her feelings, so they write a book about being in love with MUSE B. bonus points if MUSE B reads the book and finds out it’s about them.

is it the beat?

( i believe, that love doesn’t come when you plan. here i am—  caught up in these feelings i don’t understand ) MUSE A and MUSE B know each other through mutual friends. every time there’s some sort of get together or party, you can always catch the two there. over time, they start to develop feelings for one another but the gag is that they’ve never told each other their names or any type of personal information because they don’t want to get into a serious relationship. the only time MUSE A and MUSE B see each other is at social events but never outside of the party scene.

dreaming of you.

( and there’s nowhere in the world i’d rather be than here in my room dreaming about you and me ) a cute, fluffy plot about MUSE A and MUSE B being so madly in love with each other that they’re always doing intimate couple things. cuddling, napping, passionate kisses and what not. 

Analysis: Astro as Boyfriends...

To the anon that requested this: I sincerely apologize about how ridiculously long this is;;; it’s like rly long i’m so sry but once you get me started on Astro as BFs, I could go on for hours, okay? like they’d be the best boyfriends EVER don’t fight me on this <3 T~T

JinJin

  • literally the softest boyfriend in the world
  • always wants to make sure you’re happy and comfortable
  • if you’re not though
  • he becomes like this unstoppable pillar of emotional and physical reassurance and support <3
  • he’ll always snuggle you until you feel better
  • or until you’re ready to talk about whatever’s bothering you
  • loves to bear-hug you from behind
  • and just totally wrap you up in his arms
  • SUCH a good listener
  • incredibly patient!!
  • loves showing off for you but gets embarrassed about it easily
  • buys you little presents all the time
  • just lil things
  • like “i saw this and thought of you” type of gifts
  • bc you’re always lowkey on his mind
  • lowkey what am i saying?? ur highkey on his mind

now.

  • let’s talk about skinship =u=

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Someone on ig asked for a tutorial of how I do taako’s ears? I wasn’t sure if anyone else was interested but I got a lot more likes than I usually do, so I’m posting it here too!

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what happened after the tweet ♡

i was gonna post this during valentines day but i wasnt able to finish it, but ey better late than sorry

(( this was supposed to be a funny one but of course it ended up sweet bc its jikook and i lov sweet jikook ))

Draw (Tattoo Artist!Jungkook)

Plot: Tattoo artist!Jungkook teaching his children how to draw

Word Count: 949

A/N: so before I start this, I wanna say happy mother’s day!! I have such a busy day today I love it so much bc I love my family but idek how I managed to get everything done, I had to shower, make cards that were ridiculously complicated bc that’s just me in a nutshell, over complicating shit that’s really simple, I had my brother and sis-in-law and their two kids over and it was a busy morning and it’s gonna get even busier bc I get 2 hours of sleep before launching off into part two of mother’s day celebrations so I hope you guys don’t mind a scenario instead of werewolf!Tae, this was really recently requested (like a couple days ago) and I thought it sounded so so cute so I had to do it, the links for this post are tattoo artist!kook (here) and father!kook (all of the father related posts are here)

Jungkook had passed a lot of things down to your two children. They both had his jet black hair, his bright “bunny” smile, his large curious eyes. Your son was already the tallest among all of his friends, even with some of them being older. They both had his sense of adventure and mischievousness, a desire to discover everything they could as quickly as they could. They had also gotten his love for art.

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jeon jungkook (전정국): my sunshines ☼

an appreciation post for jeon jungkook

- has the cutest smile (also smiley eyes!!)

- is such a cuddly bunny

- has an amazing voice

- such a cutie pie and always making his hyungs laugh

- and on that note, his laugh is so adorable

- an innovator, especially on the ice

- also a full time model, absolute hottie, and a breaker of hearts (and biases) cause boi he got those junglooks that leavin everyone jungshook

- super touchy with his hyungs (esp with jimin and boi i aint got no problem with that bc jikook is aLIVE N WELL)

(gifs aren’t mine - credit to original owners)

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Guess who didn’t post shit for Raffles week even though I got maybe 70% of the prompts done bc I had to finalize my designs

and i never got to scan them bc the scanner never got fixed so here are more phone quality photos I love YOU GUYS

hello everyone!! i wanted to thank you all so much for your support and kind words bc i couldn’t have reached 1k without you. these are just a few of the many people whose posts grace my dash!! (mutuals bolded)

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anonymous asked:

okay honestly I didn't like the new easter baking vid that much? the humor felt very forced and it seems like they were trying too hard to replicate the style of their previous baking videos (especially the halloween one). it just seemed a bit off to me.

Ahh I always get irrationally frustrated when I don’t love a Dan and Phil video, I don’t know why. I just felt like it was a repeat of previous videos. And the baking itself was terrible omg I was cringing so hard at the close ups 😅. Though I’m happy to see that a lot of people really enjoyed it! I hope you are well

i actually very much agree with this! i mean i’ll never actually dislike something dnp make especially when it involves them mostly dicking around and messing with each other but i definitely found this to be less enjoyable than past bakes and i think both of you perfectly identified one of the central reasons why. dnp definitely seem to have settled on a certain set of jokes and humor for these videos that they default to (e.g. throwing the ingredients when they introduce them and assigning questionable sourcing to the ingredients [like right from a fairy’s teat or whatever], hitting each other with things, feeding each other, dan calling phil dad/daddy, both of them making fun of their own baking ability, etc.) and even if many of those things are natural or things that they would do anyway if they were baking and there wasn’t a camera on them, the fact that they seem to rely on those forms of humor in increasingly exaggerated ways with each new baking vid generally make them less entertaining as jokes, and also suggests a degree of self-awareness that detracts from the enjoyability of the vid. what i mean is that it feels a lot less like dnp are deliriously cooking in their kitchen in the middle of the night and having lots of fun as they laugh and giggle together, and much more like dnp knew they had to get this video done and wanted to make sure it was entertaining so they included some of the same types of jokes and noteworthy moments that they know people have focused on and loved in the past. i do think they warmed up as the video went on but man the first few mins when they’re introducing the vid and transforming into their pastel personas were not even just overly performance-y but honestly very nearly painful to watch–-for me, both their humor and their rhythm and maybe even their chemistry kind of felt forced, like they’d lost the footing of how to open a video and actually sound excited about it. and in general, i didn’t really laugh aloud during this vid, or feel warm inside as i watched them have fun, but mostly felt very aware that i was watching dnp film a video rather than dnp bake in their kitchen. 

i want to be very clear that that isn’t even really a bad thing. i actually think we’ve been super spoiled by videos in the last few months on dapg that have ushered in a really lovely norm for them regarding their performance styles. they’ve become super relaxed in a number of ways, their humor is very organic and unforced, they complement each other more than ever and bounce off each other in an uplifting way rather than relying on old shticks of dan making fun of phil to drive the “comedic” nature of their content. i honestly think the reason this vid feels so weird is bc it’s a bit of a step back from that recent norm. i also don’t want anyone to misinterpret any part of this as an argument for dnp manufacturing content that they think people want to see bc of any malicious ulterior motive. if i get a single message about fan service i will scream. there’s a difference, as i’ve written eight million times before, between lying and manipulating an audience in order to make a profit and exaggerating jokes/humor in order to provide entertainment. dnp definitely do the latter bc that’s their job. they’re entertainers, and some vids will necessarily involve more acting/exaggeration than others depending on any number of factors (their energy levels, their stress or exhaustion due to pre-filming a bunch of videos in a row, anything else happening in their lives that we don’t know about, etc.) 

it also doesn’t mean there weren’t great and funny things about this vid!!! there were many moments that i did enjoy and that stood out to me. i might do another post about those moments after i rewatch it, but a couple that i’m thinking about right now are both of them voice acting the bunnies on the wall with thick northern accents, dan asking phil to come back into the kitchen and scaring him with the bunny costume, just all of the set decor in general bc it’s v pastel and cute, phil demonstrating how big dan’s overalls are and then making that mpreg fic comment bc it felt like it was just genuinely what his mind went to and that is .. .interesting tbh, and dan whining phil’s name in that high pitched way every time phil spilled something or messed up bc every single one felt like a perf example of that special sort of fond exasperation he saves for phil alone. 

overall, an alright vid, nothing rly bad but also nothing all that exciting to me, and i think that’s okay!!!!!! 

(easter baking: pastel lemon meringues

anonymous asked:

SO Competently!Incompetent!Obito post someone sent you. I'ma gonna feed the bunny: Zetsu sets himself up as the shadow leader bc Obito's resisting the seal; he's still an important minion tho. Obito can't reveal his identity but all Konaha nin get this nut who helps on missions. He shows up randomly, it could be on d-ranks or on missions that go s-rank. You don't talk about him but everyone knows. Kakashi went on a mission w/ Gai. Orange nin showed up. Kakashi doesn't talk about that mission.

This is amazing and you are totally feeding the bunny. I don’t know whether to love you or hate you. D: