posting car selfies at 2 am

anonymous asked:

Okay I'm confused. What is all this drama about Dan going to the Bahamas?

Uuhhh a couple of days ago Dan tweeted a shady cryptic tweet about being in the Bahamas but it was such a weird tweet that no one actually knew if he was in the Bahamas. So everyone was panicking, but a fun kind of panic, trying to figure out if he was in the Bahamas, if Phil was with him, why he was in the Bahamas and why Dan would post such a weird tweet. Then it came out there was a room in the playlist live hotel called Bahamas, then apparently the annual playlist live party was Bahamas themed, then Phil was spotted alone at playlist, then they were both spotted on a balcony somewhere, then they were both at universal studios. Dan tweeted a picture of a plane ticket to the Bahamas which seems to check out (the airline is real, the airline had a flight from Orlando to the Bahamas that night, and one back a (it’s a two hour flight)) but was four hours after he disappeared and watched us burn. Then the day after he said he was only there for 2 hours which would give him time to be back for universal studios and stuff. The tweets and pictures are on his twitter just scroll down a bit. Anyway yeah that’s when the entire phandom collectively unstanned Dan until he posted a selfie. 10/10 would still meet in tescos car park at 2 am for a fight with all the stress he’s caused.

I wrote 365 notes and put them in a jar as a year long present for my girlfriend

I took most of them out because they are inappropriate.

This is dedicated to Meghan McCarthy.

everyone loves a love note…365 of them

1.)   I am in love with you. Ok.

2.)     Your voice is the cutest thing ive ever heard.

3.)     I love when you cook for me. Its so sexy

4.)     I love being with you

5.)     I love you for putting up with my bullshit

6.)     I love when you sing really loudly in the car

7.)     I love that you picked up my habits

8.)     Your eyes are amazing

9.)     I tell you to post more selfies because you are GORGEOUS

10.)   You are the most lovable person EVER

11.)   I made all these notes because I LOVE YOU

12.)   I love that you like to do nothing but as long as its with me its ok

13.)   I love that you are not a little brat

14.)   Try and make today the best day EVER

15.)   The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have

16.)   The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart

17.)   Kiss me on the check this morning. It warms my heart

18.)   I love your gorgeous smile

19.)   Your laugh is so lovable and contagious

20.)   You are incredibly funny

21.)   Change your thoughts and you change your world

22.)   Be happy, It makes other happy too

23.)   I envy your pooping skills

24.)   I love that you apologize for everything

25.)   I love you because you get me

26.)   I love your passion for home stuff

27.)    I love that you love me

28.)   I love how we met, its movie material

29.)   I love that you want to be an actor

30.)   I love your smile. Its contagious

31.)   If you’re reading this you still love me and I love you for that

32.)   I love that you are competitive also

33.)   I love that you are loving

34.)   I love how nosy you are.

35.)   Everyday feels like a vacation with you


36.)   I love that it feels like we just met and I love you


38.)   I love when you say. Bettaar bettarrr bettaarr bettarr ahhhhh

39.)   I love that your farts don’t make noise


41.)   I love that you are anti-social also but we try

42.)   I love you for dreaming about a future with me

43.)   I love when you wear my clothes

44.)   I love that you are a money hoarder

45.)   I love how I have to force you to buy something

46.)   I love your blonde hair. It always smells good.

47.)   I love that you snore. Its extremely cute

48.)   I love that you love Steel too

49.)   I love how well you treat me

50.)   I love that you pretend to be a bad cook

51.)   I love that we can be in our mid 20s and still act like little kids

52.)   I love how you listen to me

53.)   I love your sarcasm

54.)   North Carolina was A LOT of fun with you

55.)   I love getting drunk with you even though we both hate alcohol

56.)   I love when I ask for a snack you still get it for me

57.)   I love you cause youre the sexiest woman alive

58.)   I love your money hoarding problem

59.)   I love that you put up with my grossness

60.)   I love that you say sorry for no reason

61.)   I love that you miss me when im in another room even though we live in a loft

62.)   I love your sarcasm

63.)   I love binge watching shows with you

64.)   I love that you let me watch football

65.)   I love “Meghan Day”

66.)   I love Meghan Mondays

67.)   I love when you make vines in front of me. Its super cute


68.)   What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.

69.)   I love how you have accepted my extreme ADD

70.)   Tough times NEVER LAST but tough people do

71.)   Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow

72.)   The power of imagination makes us infinite

73.)   Your mom reminds me of mine. Shes awesome

74.)   Make today your MASTERPIECE

75.)   Tell me to whisper in your ear that I LOVE You this morning

76.)   I love that we do nothing but as long as its together

77.)   Light tommorow with today

78.)   I love that you make me smile

79.)   I love how easy going you are

80.)   I love that youre easy to love


81.)   I love how you want to be with me 24/7

82.)   I love making videos with you

83.)   I love that you appreciate the little things in life

84.)   I love listening to music with you

85.)   I love that you let me play video games

86.)   I loved spending time with your family on thanksgiving

87.)   I love that you support everything I do

88.)   I love getting bagels with you in Atlanta and watch you get recognized

89.)   I love being sarcastic to the guy who wouldn’t switch with you

90.)   I love the way your farts smell…Oh wait they don’t

91.)   I appreciate your fart cupping ability

92.)   I love that your always hungry

93.)   I love kissing you all over

94.)   Tell me to give you a massage today you deserve it for being hot

95.)   I love how jealous you get



98.)   I love how many times you poop in a day

99.)   I envy your popping abilities. You prob pooped twice this morning

100.) I love waking up to those beautiful eyes

101.) I love how you sleep like a rock

102.) I love that you make me a better person

103.) I love making youtube videos with you

104.) I love how you accept my farts

105.) I love your brain. Youre smart. Can I have it?

106.) I love wathicng movies with you

107.) I loved taking you on 5 dates in north Carolina

108.) I love your dancing

109.) I love waiting in the airport with you. There s nowhere else to be than with you

110.) I think we both made a great decision to live with eachother

111.) I love living with you

112.) I love when you cuddle me

113.) I love how everybody loves you

114.) I love your clean humor on vine and that you try to set a good example like me

115.) I love that you are Irish…Kiss me this morning

116.) I love that you are open to anything

117.) I love that you love HGTV too

118.) I love that you never smell

119.) I love how beautiful you are

120.) I love how we met

121.) I love taking pictures with you

122.) I love when you kiss me. Do it now.

123.) I love how we have no friends

124.) Your family is awesome

125.) I love how much you love dogs

126.) I love when you drive because you are really not bad compared to other girls

127.) I love that you love to pop my zits

128.) I love how independent you are

129.)  I love when you make fun of me

130.) I love when you sing in the car

131.) I love making all these notes for you

132.) I love your sense of humor

133.) I love cooking with you

134.) I hope you still love me

135.) Everyday I fall more in love you

136.) Be jealous all you want. I only love you

137.) I love the fact that we met through an app

138.) I love that we met because of vine but only made 1

139.) I love your vines

140.) I love your cleanliness

141.) I love that you put up with my dirtiness

142.) I love how supportive you are

143.) I love taking showers with you

144.) I love that you fake tan even though it doesn’t matter cause your still beautiful

145.) I love dancing with you

146.) I love that you love to hold my hand

147.) I love showing you off

148.) I love your style

149.) I love your sense of style

150.) I love your honesty

151.) I love your modesty

152.) I love your cute little nose and ears

153.) I love your face

154.) I love playing games with you

155.) I love touching you all over

156.) I love the way you distract me

157.) I love how you love my flaws

158.) Doing things are better with you

159.) I love that you aspire to have house with me one day

160.) I love how tolerant you are with how long it takes me to think of a gift for you

161.) Im always so proud of everything you do

162.) I loved watching you at behind the vine

163.) I love how you always have nice things to say about me

164.) I love how happy you make me

165.) I hope I can put a smile on your face this morning

166.) I love how polite you are

167.) I love the way you comfort me

168.) I love how nothing annoys you no matter how hard I try

169.) I love that you randomly bought me shark socks…I love them

170.) I love your values and morals

171.) I love how much effort you put into me

172.) I love that you comfort me when I feel homesick

173.) I love the way you tell stories

174.) I love how these notes could never end

175.) I love how we want to share everything with eachother

176.) I love the idea of so many things with you

177.) I love the idea of going to many places with you

181.) I get happy everytime I see a picture of you

182.) I love that you sometimes think im funny

183.) I love how loyal you are

184.) I love hugging you randomly

185.) I love the way you say my name. Joe aaaaaaa

186.) I love that we sleep in together

187.) I love how you value my opinion

188.) I love how you get me to talk

189.) I love how much I admire you

190.) I love how you make me feel that I can do anything

191.) I love when you tell me you love me

192.) I love listeneing to you talk

193.) I love how you worry about me

194.) I love how you accept me for who I am

196.) I love how much you’ve taught me about myself

197.) I love how you taught me how to behave in a relationship

198.) I love thinking about you

199.) I love how I can always be there for you

200.) I love how incredibly cute and adorable you are

201.) I love that I found love

202.) I love all your instagram photos

203.) I love that haven’t broken up with me

204.) I love that you still are with me

205.) I love that you ask if I love everyday. Ask me again. The answer will be YES

206.) I love that how supportive your mom is of you

207.) I love how you motivate me to do things

208.) MY heart gets warm around you

209.) Please don’t break up with me

210.) 4 months together isn’t long at all considering how long we will be together in the future

211.) I want to live in a house with you

212.) I love writing these notes for you. I hope you love them..and me

213.) I loved going to the collab party with you because I got to show you off

214.) I love how there has been a drink named after you

217.) I hope you love me as much as I love you

218.) I love how you fold my clothes

219.) I love how you accept my weirdness

220.) I love how hard you tried to figure out what I was making for you

221.) I love night swimming with you

222.) I love that you love Christmas decorations

223.) I love how similar we are

224.) I love decorating our apartment together

225.) I love how we love the same things

226.) I love how you let me watch sports

227.) I love eating healthy with you

228.) I love how you tell me how sexy I am

229.) I love following you around while you shop

230.) I love that you think im smart

231.) I love how incredibly cute you are

232.) Thank god you accepted to meet up with us in Atlanta

233.) I love how calming you are

234.) I love your curves

235.) Im extremely excited to give you this gift

236.) Tell me to take you out to dinner tonight because youre hot

237.) Im yours today. Tell me to do something for you

238.) I love that we have the same morals and values

239.) I love that I couldn’t ask for a better girlfriend

240.) You are truly the best girlfriend EVER

241.) I love telling you how sexy you are

242.) I love how much you care about me

243.) I love your glasses

244.) I love that you love sentimental gifts

245.) I love how much clothing you have but never know what to wear

246.) I love staring at you when you walk by me


248.) I love how laid back you are

250.) I love that you love to dress up for me

252.) I love how down to earth you are

255.) I love that you swept me off my feet

256.) I love that you show me how much you love me everyday

257.) I love watching TV with you

258.) I love that you hate people too

259.) I love calling you love

260.) I love how you can always be there for me

261.) I love how thoughtful you are

262.) I love how cute you are and how you love cute little things

263.) I love how you forgive me when I say stupid shit

264.) I love how you put up with my mumbling

265.) I love how you make me feel like the luckiest guy ever

266.) I love how you always want to see me

267.) I love that we moved in together

268.) I will never get tired of looking at that beautiful face

269.) Its impossible for you to be annoying because you are too cute

270.) I love how you appreciate the small things

271.) I love how respectful you are

272.) I love how I always miss you

273.) I love that you are always hungry

274.) I love how funny you are

275.) I want to do EVERYTHING with you

276.) I love how you love animals

277.) I love surprising you

278.) I love you think im a bad texter, so we moved in together

279.) I love your strange sleeping noises

280.) I cant wait to make more memories together

281.) Lets make a memory today

282.) I love you more than all the love in this jar

283.) I love how you always say thank you

284.) I love how you think some things are gross when they aren’t

285.) I love how I can feel like I can tell you anything

286.) I fell more in love with you after writing these notes

287.) I don’t think its possible to love you more

288.) I love standing beside you

289.) I love how you offered to help me with my school work

290.) I love every single little thing about you

291.) I love the way you spoil me

292.) I love the way you pamper me

293.) I love how passionate I can be with you

294.) I love all the expressions you make on your face

295.) I love being yours

296.) I love cherishing every second with you

297.) I love how you always know the right things to say

298.) I love how much ive learned from you

299.) I love how my heart feels warms when you tell me you love me

300.) I love how much I can trust you

301.) I love holding you close to me

303.) I wouldn’t change a single thing about you

304.) I love making plans with you

305.) I love thinking about what the future holds with you

306.) I love singing with you in the car

307.) I love how open-minded you are

308.) If I had friends I would brag about you all the time

309.) You make me smile all the time

310.) I hope you love me as much as I love you

311.) I love going to vegas with you

312.) I love how you always make me laugh

313.) I loved our little road trip from the lake house to charlotte then to your house

314.) I appreciate everything you do for Steel

315.) I love taking you out on dates

316.) I love how much you respect me

317.) I love your cooking

318.) I loved the notes you wrote for me

319.) I love how we can tell each other anything

320.) I love how much I Love you

321.) Id rather do nothing with you than something with someone else

322.) I love your face. You are gorgeous

323.) I love that I can never be mad at you because you are way too cute

324.) I love you because you make me a better person

325.) I love how you excited you get over the little things

326.) I love how much you show me that you love me

327.) Im extremely proud to be called your boyfriend

328.) I love how much other people adore you

329.) I love that you can forgive me for going full retard

330.) I love you for being you

331.) I love laying on the couch with you and talking

332.) I love how you warm my feet in bed with yours

333.) I love that you are not afraid to cry. Its super cute

334.) Everything you do is too cute to handle

335.) I love that you know how to play golf

336.) I loved going to bloody point with you

337.) I love that you accept my terrible music

338.) I still feel like it was yesterday when I met you

339.) I love that you don’t let the haters get to you

340.) I love that people look up to you cause you are amazing

341.) Im extremely happy that vine was invented

342.) I love that we have so much in common

343.) I love gambling with you


344.) I love kissing you gorgeous lips

345.) You make going places fun and exciting