Request: I love that you added
Josh to your list! So many people don’t want to write for him. Thoughts on
doing something with him having a curvy girlfriend and her being afraid he’ll
get shit for it? Stoked to see where your blog goes <3
Thank you so much for sending this in! This is my first request and I had a fun time writing it! Let me know if you like it and if it was what you wanted!! Also who doesn’t want to write about Josh he’s such a cool cat
Josh was shooting for a video today, and
since his roommates weren’t available to help him, he enlisted the help of Y/n.
“Thanks again for helping me Y/n, it means a lot, especially because I could
only film it today.” He wrapped his arm around her shoulder and she brought her
right hand up to attach to his, weaving their fingers together.
“It’s no problem at all, I’ve helped you before and I’ll help you again.” He
adjusted his camera bag on his shoulder before bringing his left hand around,
taking hold of her chin in his fingers and turned it his way. He smiled at her
before bringing his head down to hers and giving her a small kiss on her lips. “I
still really appreciate it.” She hummed in satisfaction and looked at him. By this time they had stopped walking through
the park and just stood facing the other, “and I appreciate you,” she said,
holding a goofy grin back as she turned to start walking again while
effortlessly grabbing his hand, “alright now explain the concept for this video
Josh and Y/n spent the majority of
the day at the park which consisted of Y/n filming Josh who asked silly questions
to random people hoping to get baffled reactions. Multiple times Y/n had to
stop herself from laughing and ruining the joke. After they finished filming, they
went to get food at a small café they had seen earlier in the day when he
turned his small vlogging camera on and talked to it, “Hey everyone, right now
we are getting food after filming all day and we are exhausted,” Y/n giggled at
his over exaggerated statement, “and I’m here with my beautiful girlfriend Y/n,
say hi babe.” Josh turned the camera to face her and gave her a guilty smile.
Y/n froze in her seat, she had talked
about him filming her. She could do pictures with him because she knew her
angles and he was always patient with her when she wanted to retake them, but
filming was a whole different story. The two had been dating for a few months
now and sure, pictures had been posted but no one saw her fully. All of his
tagged photos with her led people to private accounts where they couldn’t find
out much about her. Truth is she’s a curvier girl and she wasn’t comfortable
when he filmed with her where she couldn’t control how she looked, especially
“Josh, stop” Y/n immediately covered
the camera lens that was pointing in her direction.
“Comeon Y/n” Josh used his cute
voice. God and he knew that he usually got what he wanted when he used his cute
She sighed before answering, “No
please stop” Her eyes pleading with his.
He turned the camera back onto him, “she’s
a little shy and doesn’t want to be seen on camera” he rolled his eyes playfully
at the camera but Y/n had become bothered.
“Can we just eat, please?” She didn’t
mean to snap, but she just wanted him to stop talking about her like he was
going to use the footage anyway.
Josh looked at Y/n and softened his
gaze while shutting down his camera, “sweetie, what’s wrong?”
She sighed, fingering the handle of
her tea before picking it up delicately, “I’m just tired. We had a long day of
filming and I want to eat without the camera on.” She smiled at him, she didn’t
want him to know how insecure she was about herself. She loved her curves but
it was hard when Josh was becoming a bigger Youtuber and frankly, he was a thinner
guy. She didn’t want Josh to get shit for dating a heavier girl.
Y/n was grateful for Josh to be a
part of her life, he made her feel even more beautiful than she was yet she was
scared that negative comments would ruin their relationship.
Josh knew something was wrong but he
didn’t want to push it. She typically refused to be filmed but always helped
him behind the camera and he loved her for being so supportive. She was usually
so confident about herself and didn’t care what people said but it was
different when there were thousands of people waiting to judge.
Dinner went by without any more
camera interruptions and they laughed and told stories until their plates were
empty. The two ended up walking back on Josh’s flat and planned on having a
movie night. Y/n was too busy getting the snacks ready that she didn’t notice
Josh pull out his camera again. He had the camera facing him while Y/n was in
the background of the shot, her posterior view being seen.
“Y/n and I are having a movie night! She’s
over there getting the snacks together while I make sure the movie is in and
Y/n turned quickly and noticed herself
in the frame, “Josh, please we have talked about this.”
Josh looked back at her, “oh you’re
only in it for a second don’t worry.” He turned back to the camera and continued talking while Y/n quickly walked out of the shot and carried the snacks to the
couch. After he turned the camera off, Y/n faced him, “please don’t put that
part in” she practically begged.
“I’m starting to think you don’t want
people to know we’re a thing. Everyone will think I’m making you up.” Josh said
jokingly but Y/n saw that he eyes held truth to his words.
“That’s not it and you know it.” Her
voice has softened, knowing that the question was going to come up.
“Then I don’t understand” he huffed
at her, “Why can’t you just be in a video for a second? That’s all I want.” He
situated himself further from her, crossing his arms.
“I just don’t want to be!” Y/n threw
her hands up, “I don’t want to keep having this conversation.”
Josh took his hands in hers, trying
to get Y/n to look him in the eye, “there has to be a reason, I know you keep
saying no but I don’t get it. I know it’s not because you aren’t ‘done up’
because you look great right now, just like you always do. I want to show all
of my subscribers that you’re important to me.”
Y/n eyes started to water, the more
he talked to her the more mediocre her reasoning seemed. “Josh,” she tried to
pull her hands away from his, wanting to seclude herself from the situation.
But he held on, keeping a firm but painless grip.
“Please Y/n, it’s been months that we
have been together and I would like you to be in one of my videos someday,” He
wiped the smallest tear from her face as she finally looked at him.
She sighed, giving up, “I don’t want
you to get mad at me.” Knowing that Josh told her daily that she is beautiful and
he is so lucky to have her in his life, made it hard for her to admit her flaw
“I won’t I promise,” he waited
patiently for her to respond.
She took a deep breath, “I don’t want
you to get hate or nasty comments for dating a girl like… well a girl like me.”
Josh’s eyebrows knitted together in
confusion, “A girl like you? What does that even mean?”
She gave him a look, “We both know I’m
not the skinniest of girls Josh, and I don’t-“
He cut her off, “Y/n you are the most
beautiful girl I know. You aren’t skinny and I love that about you. I love your
body and if other people don’t like it then they can sod off because I don’t care
if I get hate, I get to be with you and that’s all that matters.
You’ve met my friends
and they all think you’re amazing, and so will everyone else.”
Y/n’s eyes blurred but this time they
didn’t come from sadness, “you really mean that?” Y/n sniffled slightly and
blushed before taking her hands away and wiping the salty tears away with the sleeves
of her sweater.
“Of course I do, it doesn’t matter
what anyone else thinks, as long as you want to be with me and I want to be
with you then that’s all there is to it.” He pulled her closer, wrapping his
left arm around her waist as his right hand gently stroked her face, slowly thumbing
away the leftover wetness. He leaned down to kiss her barely brushing his lips
against hers before she spoke again, “I want to be with you.” He couldn’t
contain his smile as he crushed his lips into hers.
“I want to be with you too,” he
kissed her lips once more, “and for a very long time.”
She smiled and brought him close as
they shared a hug. She felt all the worries leave her body and relaxed into the
embrace. She pulled away from their entwined bodies and wrapped her hand around
the small camera from the coffee table, “Want to film us together?”
He smiled and grabbed the camera she
offered him. He shook his head and set it back down on the coffee table, Y/n
opened her mouth to question his actions when he tackled her down on the couch,
“No, because right now I couldn’t think of anything better than spending some alone
time with my girlfriend.” He waggled his eyes at her and Y/n laughed out before
he leaned down, once again capturing her lips in his, the movie forgotten.
Even if Josh did get negative
comments about Y/n, she didn’t have a thing to worry about. Just like Josh
said, as long as they want to be together, nothing else will stop that.
Thank you so much for reading! If you think there are any mistakes please let me know and I will be happy to fix them
Geez, what is going on? Secret groups, other shippers snake-ing Jess. This fandom always was and is the worst.
“… instructions for discovering plots and conspiracies… examine into the diet of all suspected persons; their times of eating; upon which side they lay in bed; with which hand they wipe their posteriors; take a strict view of their excrements, and, from the colour, the odour, the taste, the consistence, the crudeness or maturity of digestion, form a judgment of their thoughts and designs; because men are never so serious, thoughtful, and intent, as when they are at stool.”
-inspired by therealdeepsix’s meta on The Winter Soldier’s/Bucky’s arm by ussecretlittleartists now cptsassrogers
Edit: This is no longer up to date with my current headcanons for the WS’s arm.
Showcasing the extensive bone damage that had to be replaced due to his metal arm.
“The bones are another matter. Clearly all the bones in the arm proper have been replaced with metal, but the shoulder also contains the scapula (shoulder blade) and clavicle, which are bisected at the scarring point. It would make the most sense to me that the clavicle has been replaced entirely with a metal one, and the scapula is probably at least capped with metal. This would be to reinforce the bones to protect them from the jarring impact of punching someone/thing with a metal arm.”
[2/? series exploring the anatomy of the Winter Soldier’s arm]
*gif from here: o* *this actually isn’t that long* *alcohol use* *completely forgot, but this was inspired by the song by tove lo, the remixed one* summary: Broken hearted Luke finds comfort in a masquerade club and vodka shots.
-Inspired by therealdeepsix’s meta on The Winter Soldier’s/Bucky’s Arm by ussecretlittleartists now cptsassrogers
Edit: This is no longer up to date with my current headcanons for the WS’s arm.
(and yes, I accidentally wrote “Bucky” twice in the header. I don’t know how that happened…)
Showcasing the extent of Bucky’s muscle damage that has been replaced with metal.
‘That is some HARDCORE MUSCLE DAMAGE, and I have no idea how to get around that. Have those muscles been replaced with synthetic versions of themselves? This makes the most sense to me, although it isn’t entirely consistent with the design, because some of those muscles are clearly articulated parts of the arm itself. Does that mean the muscles have been replaced with articulated metal that’s been implanted under his skin? Probably. -therealdeepsix
[1/? series exploring the anatomy of the Winter Soldier’s arm.]
Coupe frontale passant par la ligne axillaire postérieure, segment anteriéur, segment postérieur
Image of anterior and posterior views of man’s body. Issued in seven installments by the flamboyant Parisian surgeon Eugène-Louis Doyen (1859-1916), this atlas of 279 “heliotyped” photographic plates of cross-sectioned bodies was a radical departure from past practice. Atlas d’anatomie topographique. Planche 33.
So went to see Michaelangelo's David and in the gift shop they sell postcards of close ups of different parts including his butt. Can we get Darcy/Steve reacting to the Captain America butt postcard being the most popular one?
shhhh it’s only been 4 months shhhhh
“I thought the Smithsonian would be above this,” Steve signs, picking up a stack of fanmail and beckoning Darcy to him.
Darcy crosses the room and pecks Steve on the cheek, because yes, it is always good to feel the start of stubble on her lips. “What are they supposed to be above?”
Steve hands her a postcard, text side first. On it, a fan had written some sort of star struck flailing. “Turn it over,” Steve instructs.
Darcy does and like a sucker punch, she bends and starts laughing. “This is truly your best side!” she says between an uncontrollable laughter. The postcard highlights the, uh, posterior view of Steve in his uniform, cutting him off at the head. His ass is centered and well lit.
“I tried to complain about it!” Steve said, exasperated, “But the refuse to remove it from the gift shop. They can barely keep it in stock, and sales are up 25% since they added it to the inventory.”
“Everyone wants your ass, love. Let them have pictures.” Darcy kisses him again, wrapping her arms around him, and then letting them drop to cup the butt in question, “Everyone wants what they can’t have. They can’t have you, so they can have pictures. I get to have the real thing.”
“So, you don’t need pictures.” Steve teases. “I guess I’ll delete those photos off your phone then.”
“Don’t you dare!” Darcy answers, and squeezes his ass again for good measure.